3rd P.O.V.

Welcome back, everyone! We're back for another episode of Waifu Interviewer!

The scene opens with Kakyoin introducing the audience while Y/n is nowhere to be seen.

Kakyoin: Today my friends we make history! Not only is Y/n not around to hog the spotlight for himself and steal another waifu for himself. This is first time on this show we have a JoJo waifu!

Daito was about to say something but Kakyoin immediately cut him off.

Kakyoin: SHUT THE FUCK DAITO! Speedwagon is still not a waifu!

Daito leaves the room feeling defeated.

Kakyoin: *clears throat* As I was saying we have our first JoJo waifu on the show. Jolyne! Um, I keep forgetting your last name, I think it was... GREAT HEAVENLY SPREAD!!!

Just as Kakyoin was about to remember Jolyne last name, he was suddenly entranced by Jolyne's ass twerking.

A/n: I know what everyone going to say but keep in mind that Wattpad has major restrictions when it comes to inappropriate images. It such a pain in the ass to honest...

Kakyoin: Daito is it time for me to get lucky again?

The camera then turns towards Daito as we see him standing next to a chalkboard.

Daito: According to this formula, I believe this episode guarantees you get lucky with a... Uh... 10% chance of you actually dying.

Daki: Wait you have an equation for when he gets laid? How does that even work? I mean Y/n, yes that I understand but Kakyoin... I don't see it happening anytime soon.

Daito: I'm glad you've asked! We'll need some, visual aids.

He said, as the chalkboard flips to the other side showing a couple of graphs of whatnot. However, Kakyoin didn't care what the graph says as he return his attention to Jolyne.

Jolyne: Well, what are you waiting for? I need to release my pent-up frustration from prison.

Kakyoin: Oh, mama yea... oh wait.

Just as he was about to get freaky with Jolyne, he then notice a familiar birthmark shape of a star on Jolyne back shoulder.

Kakyoin: Um... what was your last name again?

Jolyne: Ugh... Kujo, Jolyne Kujo.

Finally revealing who she is, Kakyoin has a complete meltdown.

Kakyoin: Uh... nonono... yes..? No..?

Putting the pieces together while understanding the gravity of his situation. He seems to be questioning whether he should risk it or not. But after gathering his final thoughts...

Kakyoin: Welp, that's all for today folks, see you all next time!

Just as he was going to make a break for it.

Jolyne: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it we haven't got to the good part yet.

Kakyoin: Let's say I'm a friend of your dad and I don't want to make this awkward, so what would you say to that?

Hoping that she takes a hint, Jolyne doesn't back down.

Jolyne: Don't care, daddy issues.

Kakyoin: Hierophant Green, help!

Heirophant Green: I'm gonna upload this to Tik Tok!

Kakyoin: This is the reason I don't summon you. This is the exact reason why!

Just as Jolyne was about to lean in, she was stopped by none other than...

???: I can't let you do that Jolyne.

Jatora Kujo, the grandson of Joseph Joestar, the great grandson of Jonathan Joestar, and the father of Jolyne Kujo.

Jataro: Especially to a friend.

Jolyne: Ugh! You're such a buzzkill, dad.

Jolyne walk away in a huff and sexually frustrate. Meanwhile, Kakyoin was left in disbelief.

Kakyoin: Jotaro... is that really you?

Jotaro: Hey, there old friend.

Kakyoin: But how did you find me?

Jotaro: Your friend invited me to come see you.

Kakyoin: Friend?

Y/n then appear behind Jotaro.

Y/n: Yo, Kakyoin! I noticed I've been given you a hard time lately so I was thinking bringing in an old friend of yours from good old days.

Kakyoin: You did this for.... Me?

Y/n: Yeah, look don't get me wrong... I know I've been a jerk to you lately especially taking over the show. So, I was thinking to make it up to you by inviting an old friend of yours. *thought* Since I already know Jotaro dies in the main timeline.

Kakyoin was even more in disbelief.

Jotaro: Now, how about we catch up on old time? And tell me how you been doing after we parted ways.

The two then walk away together as Jotaro has his arm around Kakyoin's shoulder.

Jotaro: So, is it true you die in every episode?

Kakyoin: Eh, you get use to it.

Jotaro: Glad I don't have to experience death anytime soon.

They both laugh at the same time before stepping out of view. Meanwhile, Jolyne is seen sitting by one the tables with an angry expression on her face.

Y/n: Jolyne Kujo is it?

Jolyne: Who's asking?

Y/n: My name is Y/n L/n. And I can tell your feeling unease right now~

Jolyne: Your damn right I am!! My damn of a father just cockblock me and now, I don't know how to deal with myself.

Y/n: I can help with that~

Jolyne immediately understood what Y/n was getting as she gave a lustful smirk before the two immediately leave together to get down and busy in the next room.