Deceit/Arnold

Washington- Whatever happens happens

Laurens- *claps*

Laurens- Wow I'm so proud of you Washington your so mature

Washington- Thank you...?

Burr- I knew something smelled fishy in here

Lafayette- I also smell it

Lafayette- I told Washington to take out the trash

Burr- No- I mean yes it does smell bad but I was talking about Laurens

Lafayette- Oh oh oh you mean how he is clea-

Laurens- *puts hand over Lafayette's mouth*

Alex- Ooooo I get it now-

Washington- I don't what's happening-

Alex- You have to give us permission first...

Burr- There's sides to everyone most people don't want to know about

Burr- But you are the boss Washington

Burr- Any information you want to know, you can know

Burr- You just got to be open to hear it

Alex- In other words would you like to learn something new about yourself Washington?

Lafayette- *nodding quickly*

Washington- I...don't know...

Laurens- Ooo I don't know either Washington you might not like what you find

Washington- Fine tell me!

Lafayette- ARNOLD!

Arnold- *change*

Washington- WHAAAAA

Washington- Arnold...?

Arnold- Who is she?

Arnold- Never heard of her

BEEP

Arnold- Love the new outfit Alex

Alex- Thank you

Lafayette- I-

Arnold- And Virgil I love your more intense eyeshadow totally doesn't make you look like a racoon

BEEP

Alex- Get out of here jack the fiber

Arnold- Alright but you've seen the last of me

Laurens- Bye

BEEP

Lafayette- Washington I won't let you say bad things about yourself!

Arnold- You called

Washington- AH ARNOLD

Washington- Leave me alone you slippery snake!

Arnold- *middle fingers*

Washington- Ah really double birds...

BEEP

Arnold- All right all right guiltily as ch-

Burr- Hi hello what are you doing here

Arnold- Hello Burr love how you ruined my dramatic introduction mwa mwa so good!

BEEP

Arnold- Alex please don't teach me how to do my job better

Alex- I mean it was a dead giveaway

Alex- May I say as an actor the little things make a huge difference

Arnold- *writing on paper*

Arnold- Alex enough!

BEEP

Laurens- Lying is already bad enough

Arnold- *offended gasp*

BEEP

Arnold- *changes into courtroom*

Lafayette- Oh great-

BEEP

Arnold- Does everyone understand there parts

Alex- I broke my gavel-

Arnold- I don't care wonderful

BEEP

Burr- Objection the judges don't objection

Arnold- Objection neither can the jury

BEEP

Washington- Not...guilty...?

Arnold- Oh said with the confidence of a man whose hand is stuck in the cookie jar

Arnold- In a cookie factory

Arnold- And his pants are down-

Arnold- And their on fire

Washington- We get it-

Arnold- *evil laugh*

BEEP

Arnold- Wow Washington it seems these days your moral compass I'd pointing south

Arnold- To hell!

BEEP

Arnold- It takes a liar to know a liar

Alex- This guy's good

Laurens- He just said he was a liar!

Arnold- I didn't say liar

Arnold- I said lawyer

Arnold- Very different

BEEP

Burr- Can you let Laurens make his word?

Arnold- Your honor can you control this angry man over there-

BEEP

Arnold- No more questions

Arnold- Smirk

Washington- Did he just say smirk-

BEEP

Washington- I plead the 6th

Arnold- Oh sweetie it's plead the 5th

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