(Sorry this has been taking so DAMN LONG, I got sidetracked by other books and Monster Hunter and School. Anyway, Mimcubus got a new model today (April 12th, 2023) and I'm about 90% sure I'm going to add them to the harem. Here is what they look like.)

(What do you guys think?)

https://youtu.be/eMVFx_OXzrc

All the Kais rushed down to the ring and bowed, along with Beerus and Champa.

Elder Kai: Y-your visit humble us sire.

Shin: May we ask what brings you here today Grand Zeno?

Zeno: Yes you may, you had a big fight and you didn't tell me, so I came to warn you.

Champa: YES SIRE!

Zeno: Destroyers are supposed to destroy, not doing your job is very bad.

Beerus: Forgive us Omni King.

Whis: You show great wisdom in scolding them, just like Lady Santana.

Zeno: Aunt Satana is here?

Mousey: Right here Zenny!

Zeno: Hi Auntie!

Meanwhile Nyan, Silver, Zen, Lopi, and Y/n look on in confusion.

Y/n: Did any of you know about this?

Lopi: Don't look at me, I had no idea about this.

Nyan: She did mention she had very powerful family members.

Zen: But I never expected this.

Silver: Her nephew is the King of Everything.

Y/n: Remind me never to get on her bad side.

L/V/Z/S: Agreed.

Back in the Ring

Whis: Lord Beerus has become more interested in napping and eating then in destruction

Vados: Lord Champa hasn't behaved any better Grand Leader, just look at the shape he's in.

Zeno: The destroyers are bad, we need new ones.

Mousey then walks up to Zeno and kneels down to his level.

Mousey: Now Now Zenny, don't be too hard on them, can you give them another chance? They did let me attend this exciting tournament.

Zeno: I was just kidding Auntie.

Mousey: Oh, well then okay.

Beerus and Champa breathe a sigh of relief before Mousey glares at them with a glare that says "You better start acting like true destroyers or else".

Zeno: Anyway like I was saying, I came here to warn you but then I was watching, and it was really fun! And fun is good right?

Mousey: Of course it is.

Champa and Beerus: Yes Sire!

Zeno: Then I got a fun idea, a tournament with all of the universes.

Y/n then hops down.

Y/n: Can we really do that?

Y/n walks towards Zeno and Mousey but the guards appear in front of him.

Beerus: YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN GAZE UPON GRAND ZENO LET ALONE SPEAK TO HIM!

Mousey: Let him through boys, he's with me.

Zeno: He can talk, if it's okay with Auntie it's okay with me.

Y/n: So you want to do a tournament with all 12 universes?

Zeno: Yes.

Y/n: HELL YEAH!

Zeno laughs.

Zeno: You are funny, I like him.

Mousey: Yeah, he's pretty great.

Y/n blushes a bit and chuckles.

Y/n: Shucks, yall making me blush. I suppose introduce myself. My name is Son Y/n and I work with your aunt.

Y/n extends a hand, Zeno looks at Mousey, confused.

Mousey: Go on, he's not gonna hurt you.

Zeno slowly returns the handshake. As a joke, Y/n lifts him slightly off the ground. All the gods and kais gasp in horror while Mousey chuckles and Y/n sets him down gently.

Zeno: It's alright everyone! He's funny and I like funny! Are you gonna marry my auntie?

Both Mousey and Y/n blush heavily and so do Lopi, Zen, Silver, and Nyan.

Y/n: I-I...

Mousey quickly shakes off her blush.

Mousey: Zenny, Y/n's just a really good friend of mine, but I'll tell you what, anytime you want to hang out with him you let me know and I'll bring him okay?

Zeno thinks for a moment.

Zeno: Okay. I need to get going back home. See everyone later! Bye Auntie Satana!

Mousey: Bye Zenny!

Zeno then leaves and Beerus grabs Y/n by the collar.

Beerus: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ACTING SO CASUALLY WITH ZENO? I GET THE SATANA BUT YOU ARE JUST A DAMN MORTAL, YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US ALL KILLED! I SHOULD DEST-

Beerus is then knocked out by a hit to the head, it is revealed to be Mousey holding La Chancla.

Mousey: Whis do you think you can get everyone else home? I'm going to take Y/n and the other girls back home, I think they are going to love to hear. HOW HE ALMOST DIED IN THIS TOURNAMENT!

Whis: Of course Lady Satana.

Y/n gulps in fear. The other girls then appear behind them.

Zen: I almost forgot about that.

Nyan: Me too, you were reckless Y/n.

Lopi: You damn idiot.

Silver: You are going to need to be punished!

Giblet then hops down in front of Y/n.

Giblet: Before you girls go and give my brother his most likely deserved punishment.

Y/n: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?

Giblet: That doesn't matter, I just have one request.

Y/n: What's that?

Giblet: A match, Super Saiyan Rose vs Super Saiyan 4. I want to see which one of our paths is stronger.

Y/n: Heh, you got a deal.

The two then do a handshake.

Giblet: Alright then ladies, take this idiot away.

Mousey: You got it, see everyone later!

Mousey and the girls then drag Y/n into a group hug as they teleport away.

(Timeskip)

Eventually they arrive back at the front of the VShojo mansion.

Y/n: So are you guys going to tell me what my punishment is?

Mousey: Nope, we still need to discuss it with the other girls what it's going to be.

Y/n: Aww come on!

Zen: No butts mister.

Lopi: You are going to get a truly fitting one.

Silver: Yep.

Nyan: And don't try to use your instant transmission to escape because we will find you if you do.

Y/n: N-Noted.

Y/n and the girls then open the front door to see Vei, Froot, Mel, and Hime sitting on the couch. Hime then stands up and gives Y/n a crushing hug.

Hime: Welcome back Future Husband! How was the tournament?

Y/n then chuckles.

Mousey: Let me tell you what happened.

Mousey then explained the events of the tournament. From Goku beating Botamo to then losing to Frost via poison, Gohan defeating Frost with ease and almost losing against Magetta, Giblet training Cabba during the tournament and then Y/n nearly dying against Hit and that part of the story got some well...

M/F/H/V: YOU ALMOST DIED!

Melody then hits Y/n on the head.

Melody: What the heck were you thinking ya stupid ape?

Y/n: I-Isn't that k-kinda racist?

The girls glare at him.

Y/n: N-Nevermind.

Froot then hits Y/n with a frying pan.

Froot: How could you go and do that?

Y/n: I got cocky alright?

Hime then bonks him on the head.

Y/n: OWWWW!!! CAN YALL STOP BONKING ME ON THE HEAD?!

Girls: NO!

Hime: How am I ever going to explain to my friends how my future husband nearly died?

And finally Vei bonks him on the head.

Vei: How dare you almost die before you let me take your V-Card.

Y/n and the girls minus Vei and Hime blush at this.

Girls: WHAT?!

Y/n: H-HUH?!

Vei: Oh don't look at me like that.

Mousey: Now mister, I want you to go to your room and think about what you did while we discuss your punishment!

Y/n: I am a grown adult and you arn't my mom, you can't send me to my-

Y/n was now sitting in his room on his bed.

Y/n: Stupid Girls, sending me to my room like I'm some kind of child.

Y/n then falls backwards.

Y/n: I can't be mad at them though. I understand where they are coming from after all, after seeing how many times my dad sacrificed himself to save the Earth, especially after Cell... I should apologize to them, but they said I can't come downstairs till they call me.

Y/n then pulls out his phone and his Sony WF-1000XM4 earbuds and puts them into his ears.

Y/n: Maybe a little music will help past the time.

Y/n then finds some songs and plays the first one.

https://youtu.be/UztXN2rKQNc

Y/n: Man this is the best JoJo Opening. Might as well call me Y/n Joestar while I listen to this.

https://youtu.be/QImBolnTVH8

Y/n: Oh yeah, I saw on Twitter before the Tourney about Nijisanji accurqing someone they called The One Punch Vtuber. I wonder what he is like.

https://youtu.be/HxlysqrFjHo

Y/n: Why do I feel like Seven Deadly Sins would have an amazing crossover with Fairy Tail, the two series feel like they would go hand in hand.

A finally song then plays then really relaxes Y/n.

https://youtu.be/OVBl7cdP8zk

Y/n: Man, this song is so relaxing it's making me sleepy.

Y/n then slowly falls asleep.

(Timeskip)

Y/n is eventually awakened by a knock at his door. He sits up on the bed and rubs his eyes. He looks at the clock on his nightstand to only see about 2 hours have passed. He goes to open the door to see Lopi standing there.

Lopi: We have decided on your punishment. Please follow me downstairs.

Y/n: Okay?

Y/n follows Lopi downstairs to see the girls sitting on chairs in a circle formation.

Y/n: Well this something....

Lopi takes a seat and Y/n watches.

Mousey: Defendant Y/n please step into the middle of the circle.

Y/n: Alright.

Y/n steps into the middle of the circle.

Mousey: Defendant Y/n the council has found you guilty on 3 crimes.

Nyan: Being an Reckless Idiot.

Silver: Almost Dying.

Hime/Vei: And being just too damn Sexy.

Zen knocks them both on the head.

Zen: The true third count is Making Us Worry. 

Froot: How do you plead?

Y/n: Dearest Council, I plead Guilty to all crimes. I understand that I was reckless in the tournament and that I nearly died. I can never apologize enough for making you all worry, that's why I will take any punishment you decide for me without complaining.

Mel: We had a feeling you would say that.

Lopi: So for your punishment the Council of girls that care deeply about Y/n has decided on...

Y/n gulps in a bit of fear.

Girls: You must take each of us out on a date of our choosing.

Y/n: Oh okay.

Y/n: WAIT WHAT?!

Mousey: Yep, that's it.

Y/n rubs the back of his neck.

Y/n: Well I suppose if that's my punishment. I'll do it. Who's up first?

Lopi: You'll find out tommarow.

Y/n then yawns.

Y/n: Well I suppose I will, I'm heading to bed. Goodnight Girls.

Girls: Goodnight Y/n.

Y/n then heads back upstairs to his room and lays on his bed and thinks.

Y/n: I wonder who will be the first girl I'm taking on a date.

Y/n then falls asleep for the night.

https://youtu.be/oqBOh2GGW_s