"Holy shit, you look like you're about to piss yourself." Katsuki chuckled at you.

"S-Shut up... What, you're not nervous at all?" You retorted, peaking out the curtain at the full house.

"Fuck no. I'm good at everything." He scoffed. "Also you have like two fucking lines, what's the big deal?"

"I HAVE SIX!"

"A lovers quarrel before the show? I don't know what else to expect at this point." Yui chuckled from behind you both, fully decked out in her princess attire. After the big reveal of her master plan last week things have been alright between the both of you, albeit a little awkward. She had cut the whole annoying suck up act so even Katsuki could stand her now.

"Lovers?" You questioned, raising an eyebrow at Katsuki jokingly. "Gross." You scoffed at him with your tongue sticking out.

"YOU SHITTY GIRL! COMERE!" He growled, causing you to take off backstage instantly.

"AHHH, SEE YOU ON STAGE YUI!" You laughed as Katsuki chased after you.

"GET THE FUCK BACK HERE (Y/N)!"

The girl stood in the wings, watching you with a small smile.

"Nervous Miss Nakamura?" Iida called over to her.

"Nah, not really. Just ready for this whole fiasco to be over." She sighed crossing her arms. "You were right. I wasted everyone's time acting the way I did... I just... I feel so pathetic."

"They're not mad at you, you know." Iida reassured. "After all, (y/n) went through so much trouble to turn this into a benefit show." He smiled.

"She... What?"

"Huh? She didn't tell you yet?" Iida questioned, rubbing the back of his head. "I hope it wasn't a secret. I'll have to apologize to (y/n) properly."

"What is it a benefit for?" Yui was starting to piece it together, but she wanted to be sure before she got her hopes up.

"For your girlfriend of course. Oh shoot I let it slip again!" Iida groaned with a dramatic hand expression. Ochaco watched from a distance, trying to contain her laughter.

"PFFFFTTTT, he's such a bad liar."

- - -

"That's right you damn servant! Wash those floors until you can eat off them!" Katsuki commanded as he towered over you. You shot him a look as you scrubbed the floors, sending death threats through your pupils before reluctantly speaking your next line.

"Yes sir..."

"What was that!? You're gonna have to speak up?" He chuckled evilly, lowering himself to sit on his heels and taking hold of your chin. He pulled your face up, forcing you to look at him. "I'll have to punish you otherwise~"

The line was supposed to come off as threatening. But you noticed the carnal desire in his eyes and felt his hot breath on your face. It was clear to you that he had cooed the words purposefully.

Is he seriously hitting on me on stage right now? I swear...

- - -

"DIEEEEEEE!" Katsuki screamed, swinging his sword at the Prince. Shouto quickly dodged, backing away from him.

"Your tyrannical hold on this land shall not last so long as I am standing!" He yelled in protest, his sword swishing towards the king in a threatening manner. "I have come to free the people of this kingdom with the help of my comrades!"

Izuku, Ochaco, and Iida appeared behind him from the wings.

"King Explosion Murder! It all ends here! You are outnumbered!" Izuku pulled his sword out and held it out to Katsuki. Ochaco and Iida readied themselves as well.

"Like hell you're gonna get the best of me. En guard you damn nerd!"

You watched on and groaned from backstage. Katsuki wasn't forgetting his lines or anything, but he had practically modified them all. The entire production crew had just grown to accept it. It didn't matter so long as the plot still came through. Besides, the audience was eating it up.

"Wait! You all must stop this at once!" Yui cried out, standing between them. "Surely there must be a peaceful solution!"

"Heh!" Katsuki scoffed, lunging forward to grab the girl and holding his sword to her throat. "You fool! With you as my hostage, there's nothing you damn extras can do to stop me!"

"PRINCESS NOOO!" Shouto called out dramatically.

The king laughed more before whistling, a large mechanical dragon appearing from the wings behind him. He threw Yui up and over his shoulder before ascending the metal beast.

"SO LONG SUCKERS! FIRST I'L CONQUER THE REST OF THIS LAND, AND SOON AFTER... THE WORLD!" Katsuki yelled down to the band of warriors, holding his sword high. As the dragon was pulled off stage, the curtains closed and thus the first half ended.

The second Katsuki had a chance, he put Yui down. You had been waiting for him in the wings, ready to give him a piece of your mind.

"Now listen here you damn hedgehog!" There was a visible shudder that ran through the boy's body upon hearing your voice. "You can't just alter your lines like-"

"(Y/N)!" You felt arms wrap around you suddenly. Yui had made her way down to you and embraced you out of nowhere. "I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO THANK YOU BEFORE THE SHOW!"

"Wha-!"

She must have found out about the benefit.

"Iida told me... Why would you try to keep it a secret?" She questioned, pulling away. You chuckled awkwardly, rubbing the back of your head.

"Oh, I just thought it didn't really matter if you knew where the money came from-"

"You should be fucking thankful. (Y/n) here was up the last few days trying to figure out the paperwork and work out the specifics. " Katsuki growled, coming up behind you and lightly tapping the top of your head with his knuckles. "The school told her they would do it. But now this dumb girls stuck with the entire tear down for the show and that's a fuck ton of work."

"Katsuki, it's unnecessary to tell her all that..." You grumbled in protest. "Besides, we're only gonna make a fraction of what you'd need for that surgery, so it's not a big deal." Yui stood there for a moment in disbelief, her eyes welling up slightly. She sniffled a bit before giving you a beaming smile.

"Thank you so much. I'm going to do my part now too, so let's finish strong (y/n)!" She exclaimed. Her excitement elicited your own grin.

"Right!"

- - -

"Look at my daughter..." Mitsuki sniffled quietly to Masaru. "She's doing such a good job..." You were literally in the corner of the stage holding your bucket and saying nothing

"Uhhh honey, our son has a lead role you do realize that right?" Masaru sighed in response, directing his wife's attention to Katsuki who was currently giving an emotional monologue about how he fell in love with the princess and decided to not take over the world

"That little shits doing pretty well too I guess..." She grumbled.

Yui took Katsuki's hands and smiled as the rest of the cast stood back. You watched on from your place on the stage. It was time for the kiss scene, and while you didn't really mind it anymore there was always a slight tinge in your chest.

"Your majesty... I... I..." She mouthed something quietly to Katsuki before suddenly pushing him away. Yui directed her attention outward towards the audience. "I'M GAY AS HELL! FUCK YOU DAD." She laughed, flipping her middle fingers up to where her father was sitting in his reserved seat.

Well that's definitely not part of the script...

Katsuki stumbled back and smirked, recalling the words Yui had whispered to him.

'Go get her.'

"WELL THAT WORKS OUT PERFECTLY BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH MY SERVANT!" He declared boldly, pointing his finger back towards you. Your jaw dropped open, realizing they had both just completely abandoned their lines and turned the show on its head.

It was anyone's game now.

"I HAVE ALSO FALLEN FOR HER!" Shouto pulled his sword out. "I WILL NOT LET YOU HAVE HER!"

What on earth...

The audience was gasping in awe. They had no idea this wasn't part of the original show, even if Yui's comment completely caught them off guard. Mitsuki was going crazy.

"Yes, yES, YES!" She called out. "THIS IS THE QUALITY DRAMA I SIGNED UP FOR."

Everyone was just having fun now. Katsuki and Shouto battled it out for your affection. You couldn't really do anything but stand there dumbfounded.

The king had managed to trip the prince up, causing him to stumble backward and lose his balance. Katuski quickly made his way to your spot, throwing you over his shoulder not a moment later. You had basically just resigned yourself to this.

"QUICK, WE MUST STOP HIM!" Iida yelled, running towards the both of you. But Ochaco got in his way. "Wha-! Uraraka, you traitor!"

"AHAHAHAH, I AM ACTUALLY A SECRET WIZARD SPY UNDER HIS MAJESTY KING EXPLOSION MURDER! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" She declared, holding her staff out at him.

Katsuki made his way up the mechanical dragon, you still hanging over his shoulder.

"FLOATY!" He called down. "I COULD USE SOME OF THAT MAGIC RIGHT NOW."

Ochaco grinned, understanding what he was asking. She backed up against the base of the dragon and pressed her fingertips to it, the mechanical beast soon beginning to float.

"AHHAHAHAAAA!" Katsuki laughed manically. "SO LONG YOU DAMN EXTRAS!" He called down to everyone as he floated over the audience atop his giant dragon.

Roaring applause erupted from the audience below. You smacked your hand over your face and groaned in disbelief.

What a show...