"Ooooh she's angry"
"How can you tell?"
"Well you can see her mood by her hands. Like right now,
She has a gun. I don't think that means she's happy to see us."

She was dragged across the throne room floor and thrown at someone's feet. Lifting herself up, she looked into the face of the boy she met in the woods in the night before.
The same boy she kissed.

"If you do that again, I'll throw you out that fucking window you- what are you doing?"
"Checking how high the drop is to see if it's worth it"

A Woman makes a deal with a demon to have it's child in exchange for eternal life or some shit.
The Woman then makes deal with a  witch and offers her first born for like, riches or something
The Woman dumps the  baby on the  witch, leaves with her winnings and leaves the witch and demon fighting for custody.
The Half demon baby grows up learning magic and visiting hell on weekends and every second christmas.
The woman acts as a vodka aunt who shows up sometimes to teach the child how to work the system.
"Here you go 'timmy', have a new xbox. This year I'm gonna teach you the ins and outs of magical tax evasion."

"It's pointless to count the stars"
"It's also pointless to count freckles, but i know you have 24 on the edge of your right hand."

The hero shows up at the villains doorstep one night. They're shivering, bleeding, scared. There's also a slight dazed look in their eyes- they were drugged. They looked like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they're close to passing out, they mumble "....didn't know where else to go....." then collapse into the villains arms. (i really wanna do this one because i love angst for some reason)

The persons superpower is that they're average at EVERYTHING they do

Nonsexual acts of intimacy that I could write one shots about.
Finding the other wearing their clothes
Holding hands
Having their hair washed by the other
One falling asleep in the others lap
Cuddling in a blanket fort
Sharing a bed
Shoulder rubs
Reading a book together
caring for each other while ill
Patching up a wound (i could do a lot with this)
Playing with the others hair
(if you choose this vote on which one)

Cop who looks and acts like he's in the mob

"How's your day going"
"Well, no one died"
"Those are your standards?"

Due to the horrible crimes that you've committed against the nation, you've been sent to court and, after a quick trial, sentenced to death.
Just as you're about to be taken away, the doors to the courtroom open wide and in storms a person frantically yelling that they are in possession of evidence that will prove your innocence. The person looks at you and discreetly winks.
This sudden twist is very strange for 2 specific reasons
1.you have definitely commit all those crimes
2.you don't know who the fuck this person is

Never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to survive

It's odd, the things that you remember whilst watching someone die

There's an urban legend that has been circulating for years about a taxi cab that doesn't take you where you want to go, but where you need to go. One night you step into this cab, (tell me where you'd go)

"911 what's your emergency?"
"I don't know that it's an emergency exactly, but there are, like, 800 penguins running around in central park. Just thought someone should know."

Ordinary Kid falls into fantasy realm
Ordinary kid gets told by local fairies he's the chosen one
Ordinary kid gets told he needs to defeat the evil wizard
Ordinary kid immediately gets his ass kicked
1st fairy to the 2nd fairy: "You've really got to stop telling them that"
2nd fairy to the 1st fairy: "Well sooner or later, it's bound to be true for one of these little fuckers."

Unbeknownst to you, Death was watching from the corner of the hospital room when you were being birthed. Fascinated by life, it imprinted on you. As the years went by, death often saw you being bullied at school and couldn't do anything but watch; as taking the life of your bullies would be too much of a verdict. However, you have just been kidnapped and death is pissed.

you can pick the name, gender, age, skin color, sexuality, where they live, and ethnicity!