I say it's Von Karma Season, and I say, "FIRE!"
https://youtu.be/17ocaZb-bGg
Antasma: No, it's Von Karma Season!
Manfred: That, sir is an insufferable fabrication. It's Bat King Season!
Antasma: Von Karma Season!
Manfred: Bat King Season!
Antasma: Von Karma Season!
Manfred: Bat King Season!
Antasma: Von Karma Season!
Manfred: Bat King Season!
Antasma: Bat King Season!
Manfred: Von Karma Season!
Antasma: Bat King Season!
Manfred: I say it's Von Karma Season, and I say, "FIRE!"
FM: (Shoots Manfred Von Karma)
Manfred: Let's run through that again... I'll go first...
Antasma: Right!
Manfred: (Points barrel at me) Bat King Season!
Antasma: Von Karma Season!
Manfred: Bat King Season!
Antasma: Bat King Season!
Manfred: Von Karma Season! FIRE! (Gets shot by FM again)
Okay, SMART-ASS... YOU start it this time...
Antasma: Whatever you say... Bat King.
Manfred: VON KARMA! FIRE! (Gets shot for a THIRD time, loses his temper)
https://youtu.be/OVBGoETia0I
What the fuck is the matter with you?! Don't you know a Bat King when you SEE one, FOOL?!
Antasma: It's true, FM. I'm a Bat King, all right. Would you like to shoot me now, or would you like to wait until you get home?
Manfred: SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!
Antasma: You stay outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Manfred: HE DOES TOO HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW! I DEMAND THAT YOU SHOOT ME NOW! (Gets shot again) Let's run through that again...
Antasma: Would you like to shoot me now, or would you like to wait until you get home?
Manfred: SHOOT HIM NOW! SHOOT HIM NOW!
Antasma: You stay outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Manfred: Ha! There's the problem! Pronoun trouble... It's not, "He doesn't have to shoot YOU now," it's, "He doesn't have to shoot ME now."... WELL, HE DOES HAVE TO SHOOT ME NOW! (Says to FM) SO SHOOT ME NOW! (Gets shot a fifth time, walks up to me, about to speak)
Antasma: M'yes?
Manfred: Nice try, but this time we'll try it from the other end. You're a hunter, correct?
FM: Cowwect.
Manfred: And this is Bat King Season, correct?
FM: Cowwect.
Antasma: And if he were a Bat King... Then what would you do?
Manfred: Yeah, if you're so smart! If I were a Bat King, what would you do?!
FM: Well, I'd--
Manfred: Well, shit!
FM: (Shoots Manfred a SIXTH time)
(Later that year...)
Manfred: What is this, a cooking class?! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!
FM: But I don't have a wicense to shoot a Fwicassian Bat King!
Manfred: T_T (Goes into my room) I'll be right back... (Chuckles evilly, writes the following down with my help) "This license permits hunters to shoot a Frica-" How do you spell Fricassian?!
Antasma: F-R-I-C-A-S-S-I-A-N... V-O-N... K-A-R-M-A.
Manfred: (Finishes the fabricated license, hands it over to FM, not knowing he done goofed) Here you are, Fighter Mario! (FM reads the fabricated license, Manfred gets impatient) HURRY UP, THE FINE PRINT MEANS NOTHING!
FM: (Shoots Manfred... AGAIN)
Manfred: OBJECTION! Lemme see that! (Reads the note) Fricassian Von Karma... (Realizes his mistake) Well, I guess I'm the goat.
Antasma: (Holds up sign saying "Goat Season Open")
Manfred: (Gets shot an EIGHTH time, walks up to me) You're a dirty dog...
Antasma: And you're a dirty PINGAS!
Manfred: I'm a dirty PINGAS?!
Antasma: (Holds up sign saying "Dirty PINGAS Season")
Manfred: (Gets shot once more) Oh, brother... Well, aren't I a pigeon?
Antasma: (Holds up sign saying "Pigeon Season")
Manfred: (Gets shot... A TENTH TIME)
Viger: Hahahahahaha! Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!
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