Pidgeon joined space children
Pidgeon: yo.....I just realized that it's like 4AM and like
Pidgeon:what
Pidgeon:would
Pidgeon:dogs
Pidgeon:look like with human fingers

Keith joined space children
Keith:go to sleep

Pidgeon:says you

Keith:shut your fuck

Pidgeon:DADDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Pidgeon:....
Pidgeon:I am, now on calling you shito
Pidgeon:I feel so betrayed right now

Keith:and now you've thrown them off their rhythm

Pidgeon:did you just John mulaney me
Pidgeon:why would you do that to me
Pidgeon: I thought I could trust you with my secrets and late night weird tumblr posts
Pidgeon:but your just as bad as @MCCleggy

Keith: I'll just keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die

Pidgeon:your doing this because shito can't stop you right

MCCleggy joined space children

MCClain:what do you want gremlin
MCCleggy:oh hey Keith

Keith:hey Lance

MCCleggy: :)

Pidgeon: (inhale) GAYYYYYYYYYYY

MCCleggy:bish I'm bi

Pidgeon:what if we combined your names
Pidgeon:like ship names

Keith:Wut
Keith:pidge go to bed, you sound like your on drugs

MCCleggy: klance koclain

Pidgeon:guys
Pidgeon: laith kocaine

MCCleggy:are you on cocaine rn

Keith:go to bed

Pidgeon:I just heard someone walk into my house
Pidgeon:they're coming upstairs

MCCleggy:maybe it's your brother

Pidgeon:he pulled an all nighter so he collapsed at 11
Pidgeon:and mom and dad are asleep
Pidgeon:wait a minute I can't hear them anymore

MCCLeggy:pidge.....

Pidgeon:OMG ITS KEWTAGWIANXGSGSTGABWHAHAJAAUUWUWHSBSNSNSJAJAJAKKAKAKA

MCCleggy:PIDGE
MCCleggy:I'm calling the cops

Keith:it's done
Keith:they're asleep now

MCCleggy:what did you do

Keith:I fixed the problem

MCCleggy:how did you get in they're  house

Keith:I have a spare key
Keith:I'm tired so I'm gonna go sleep on Pidge's coach gn.

MCCleggy:I'm scared
MCCleggy:goodnight.

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And so, keith had somehow gotten Lance and pidge to sleep before 6AM and Matt nearly shatt himself when he saw pidge awake before 4PM on a weekend and then proceeded to accidentally elbow Keith in the nuts after sitting down on him and waking him up.

Keith was so done with life that he felt like shiro and shivered at the thought.