Pidge: Oh, shiii-talking mushrooms...

Shiro: What is this?!

Me: Beauty in its unrefined form. Lolz.

Lance: What. The. Friiiiggg???

Keith: She's so much younger than Shiro!

Allura: I think it's cute.

Everyone sans me: O.O

Allura: It is.

Me: Thank you! Someone agrees!

Coran: I don't really 'ship' Shiro with anyone.

Me: What the fudgescicles is wrong with you? Just wait till you see the next one.

Matt: I don't get it.

Pidge (blushing): Don't go there, man. Just don't.

Me: Okay, all in favor?

Allura: I like this. I don't know why everyone else hates it.

Me: Anyone else?

*Crickets chirp in background*

Me: Ok? All opposed?

Everyone sans Allura and me: YES!!

Me: Good grief. We know *your* opinions! Sheesh! Ok, moving on. You guys are gonna love this next one.

Keith: I'm already scared.