Me: So I have a question for you all...

Keith: Oh, no.

Me: Would you want to do a Q&A?

Everyone: No.

Me: Well, too bad, I wasn't asking you. I was asking the readers.

Everyone: *deadpan*

Me: (to the readers) Yes, I was talking to you. I wanna do something with this story besides music and silly ships, so I'm gonna designate some time, and y'all can ask some questions. Make them as serious or as funny as you'd like. They can be for any of us. The paladins, the Alteans, my friends and my OCs, genuinely anyone, including me. (Please ask me some questions, I wanna tell y'all about myself.) 

Pidge: This book is kinda dead though. I'm sure no one is going to ask any questions.

Me: ... You can also dare the characters to do stupid things... And me, I'll do them too.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Me: What a bunch of whiners...

Hunk: Anything but the dares!

Me: ... Everyone dare Hunk to do something embarrassing.

Hunk: Please no-

Me: Anyway, that's all for now. I better go before everyone kills me. Bai!