Me: And now it's time for breakup songs with Allura. The part of the show where Allura comes out and sings a breakup song.

Allura: What?

Lotor suddenly appears in the room.

Lotor: What's going on?! I was enjoying my time in that quintessence field, thank you!

Me: You're here because I said! Got that! No if's, and's or but's!

Keith: She's not kidding, dude.

Lotor: Whatever. Why am I here?

Me: You're here to see your old girlfriend!

Allura: WHAT!!

Lotor: No, I refuse.

Me: Fine, then. We will all sit here in silence and listen to Taylor Swift in an anime voice.

Lance: Oh, gosh please no.

Me: THEN GIVE ME SOME REACTIONS!!

Lance: I despise this with all my being.

Keith: Lotor's a jerk.

Shiro: ALLURA'S MINE!!!

......

Shiro: *coughs* Sorry.

Me: That was dramatic, and that's saying something because Lance is the drama king.

Lance: HEY!!!

Hunk: I think, for the record, that Lotor broke her heart and doesn't deserve her.

Me: Wow, and you're the optimist.

Hunk: I'm just stating the facts.

Me: Lotor has been a jerk, and he's supposed to be dead. But, do you guys realize it's canon anyway? I mean, Allura's supposed to be dead, too.

All: Oof...

Me: Yeah, that happened. Not to mention, he's the Voltron version of Loki.

Pidge: Loki?

Me: *snaps fingers* (Loki falls to the floor) Hi, Loki, dear.

Loki: What the Hel am I doing in here?

Me: See the resemblance?

All sans Loki: Yeah. That's weird.

Me: Yet, freaking cute at the same time. Thank you, babe.

Loki: I am not babe, I am Loki.

Me: Yeah, okay. Bye. *snaps fingers again* (Loki disappears)

Lance: You are the weirdest chick that I've ever met.

Me: I get that a lot.

Keith: Apparently not enough.

Kierston: Keith!

Keith shrugs.

Me: Don't worry about it, Kiers. He'll pay for that. Eventually. So, all in favor?

I raise my hand and no one else does.

Me: All opposed?

Everyone: Yes.

Lotor: I always get the bad rap from everyone.

Me: *lip quivers, hugs Lotor* Poor child. So misunderstood.

Lotor: (gasp) How do you know about my childhood?

Me: I know everything. It's okay. Just hug me and let it all out.

Lotor hugs me and starts crying.

Me: We may need a minute.