Me: NO! NO! NUH-UH! NO! HECK  NO!

Lance: *falls to the ground and vomits.*

Keith: *swallows bile* 

Pidge: No..... I would take Plance over this...

Me: And you hated Plance!

Pidge: That was before I saw this quiznak!

Allura and Shiro appear out of nowhere.

Shiro (blushing): What'd we miss while we were... You know...

Allura: Is that... Keith and Lance?

Me: Sadly.... Keef be mine!!!

Keith: *backs away slowly*

Hunk: I'm sooooo weirded out right now....

Shiro: Mm... They're rivals.... How would this work?

Me: EXACTLY!!

Lance: I can't take this. *vomits*

Coran: No, I don't get it. You've only bonded like twice.

Matt: They're BROTHERS! 

Me: Yes! Someone agrees! Besides, Plance is cuter.

Matt: Yeah.

Kierston: No. I don't like this. It's dumb.

...

Me: Well... That settles it...

Laney: Can we move on?

Me: Yeah, we're moving on. I don't care if this is short. Nobody in here likes this.