zahraaltamimi You requested this, so this is for you.

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Allura: Who's... I'm not sure I'm even pronouncing this correctly in my head...

Me: Allura, you sound like a bloody Brit. Not everything is going to be the same in your British vocabulary than it is in our Americanish vocabulary.

Allura: ???

Keith: Why'd you choose this? How'd you even know about... that?

Me: I'm an inter-universal goddess who can control your very thoughts. What makes you think that you can hide that information from me?

Keith: *backs away slowly* Stalker.

Me: What is it with you and hating my guts?!

Keith: What is it with you and keeping tabs on everybody?! Are none of us allowed to live our own lives?!

Me: Hey! Don't judge me! Judge Dreamworks! They wrote your dang story!

Lance: Why don't we all just chillax, and enjoy the Nightcore?

Shiro: Plus, this song's catchy.

Pidge: IMAGINE DRAGONS FOREVER!!!!

Me: And you call me weird...

Silence...

All sans Keith: We're sorry...

Keith: I'm not sorry.

Me: "You better be sorry 'cause I'm not sorry!"

Hunk: You know that game, too?!?

Me: Well, duh. 

Hunk: Wanna play?

Me: Sure.

All: *watches Hunk and I do the weird hand clap game in mass confusion*

Pidge: They're so cute.

Keith: If you think homeschooled weirdo is cute.

Hunk: ??? I'm not homeschooled.

Keith: You act like it.

Me: Keith, one more word about homeschoolers and I will personally kill you in your sleep...

Shiro: Both of you, cut it out!

Me: UwU! Shiwo go Space Dad! (Can I get a #SpaceDad in the comments pls?)

Shiro: What?

Pidge: Shiro is Space Dad.

Shiro: No, I'm not.

Lance: You are! Just admit it!

Hunk: We're Shiro's space children... UwU

Keith: *smirks*

Allura: I don't even know, and personally, I'm leaving before this gets more out-of-hand...

Me: ALLURA, WAIT! YOU'LL--!

BZZT!!

*everything powers down, everyone dies, and the universe is destroyed.*

*THE END*

Jk. I promise to write more. Just needed a funny ending.