Me: I don't even know why I put this as number three. I really don't like Allura that much.

Allura: Rude?

Me: *shrugs* Not my fault that the screenwriters made you a brat in the first two seasons.

Lance: She's a princess.

Me: That doesn't mean she has to be a snob. I've met princesses who aren't snobby. I am one.

Pidge: Oof. Get wrecked, Allura.

Allura glares at me. I smirk smugly.

Keith: Is no one really going to give any detail about the song?

...

Me: Why?

Keith: You did for the last two.

Me: ... I dunno.

Keith: *inhales* Gurl. What. The. Frick.

Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *inhales* . . . . . . .  BOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Keith is blown back by the sheer force of the yell. His hair now looks like that one dude from Dragon Ball Z.

Lance: Dude...

Hunk: HOW THE HECK DID SHE WRECK YOUR HAIR?!?!

Me: I have mad skills...

All: Wtf?

Me: *Wink, grin flash, hand guns* Get yeeted.

What the quiznak is this randomness. It has nothing to do with the song... This would probably just be me living with the paladins. Lol.