Allurance
I've decided to do a few other ships, like y'know, THE CANON ONES?! Don't know why I didn't do this one earlier.
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Me: Ah, the canon ships. So realistic.
Allura: I don't remember why I fell for Lance. All I remember was not really liking him, and then the next moment we were kissing. *shrugs*
Lance: *feeling unloved*
Me: Eh, it doesn't matter anyway. You're supposed to be dead.
Allura: Wait... WHAT???
Keith: Is this just you being that stalker creep again?
Shiro: Keith... Be nice.
Me: *internally* UwU, Space Dad... *externally* No. That was Dreamworks being a *insert not clean language here* and closing the ship before it even really started sailing.
Pidge: What do you mean by "dead"? Is she like, mostly dead, or all dead, or...
Me: She's dead. What's really the difference? She walked into a reality rift with Haggar and they both died.
Hunk: So, reality rift... Does that mean we're outside our own reality?
Shiro: And that Slav was right? *groans in disgust*
Me: Yes, and no. You're in a dimension where I make the rules, because I made the dimension.
Pidge: Hence the reason why Allura's standing with us right now.
Me: She's still dead. In fact, here she is now! Hi, Allura!
*Door slams open, Zombie Allura stumbles in*
Lance: Omg...
Keith: *screams like a high-pitched girl*
All: *stares at Keith* Wtf, dude.
Zombie Allura: Argh? Grarr ragh irf ragh!!
Me: Yes, Allura. You and Lance were a very interesting couple.
Pidge: This is weirder than normal...
Lance (lovesick): My lover has returned for me.
Zombie Allura: Ransh!!! *much gurgling and groaning that I'm too lazy to type out*
Lance: Yes, I love you too!!
Keith: You're kidding me...
Shiro: But, Allura's mine...
Allura: I'm yours, Shiro. This... Odd malformation of me was the one in love with Lance. I've always been yours.
Me: Awkward...
Hunk: Yeah, no kidding.
Me: Where's Kierston and Zena and Laney?
Kierston: Over here.
Laney: We found a bug in your dimension.
Zena: So, we figured we'd stay out of your little ship war for a while.
Me: That's okay. Zena and Kierston's backstories are up, so you guys got a lot of love from me already. *to the audience* And fewer people than on the other chapters have taken a look at it. These guys need some love from you guys.
Kierston: We really don't, honestly.
Zena: Kierston, we're sitting in a bug, in Author-chan's crazy story. Plus, we're OC's. Nobody likes OC's.
Me: Such smart little beans...
Kierston: *grabs my jacket collar* Don't you ever call me a bean again.
Zena: *not amused*
Laney: *semi-amused, but not enough to say she liked the nickname*
Zombie Allura: RAWWWRRRRRRR!!!
Kierston: What did you do...
Me: It's only a zombie. It won't hurt anyone... See look! It's kissing Lance!
Laney: DON'T LET THAT THING NEAR MY UNCLE!!! IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE MY AUNT, IT'S PIDGE!!!!
Me: Geez, fine. Come on, Zombie Allura.
Zombie Allura: Hruh???
Me: It's time to go back to the reality rift where you'll never be heard from again.
Lance: *cries*
Me: Poor Lance. He really liked Allura.
Zombie Allura leaves.
Me: Lance, do you need a hug?
Lance: *nods*
Me: *hugs Lance* Poor baby...
All: *hugs*
Me: Okay, okay, time out!
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Me: You know what? I don't care. I wanna hug all y'alls anyway.
All: *crying, sobbing group hug*
(Keith is hugging me from behind)
Me: *internally* Dis is a dweem come twoo...
*tiny voice* squee!
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