Allurance

I've decided to do a few other ships, like y'know, THE CANON ONES?! Don't know why I didn't do this one earlier.

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Me: Ah, the canon ships. So realistic.

Allura: I don't remember why I fell for Lance. All I remember was not really liking him, and then the next moment we were kissing. *shrugs*

Lance: *feeling unloved*

Me: Eh, it doesn't matter anyway. You're supposed to be dead.

Allura: Wait... WHAT???

Keith: Is this just you being that stalker creep again?

Shiro: Keith... Be nice.

Me: *internally* UwU, Space Dad... *externally* No. That was Dreamworks being a *insert not clean language here* and closing the ship before it even really started sailing.

Pidge: What do you mean by "dead"? Is she like, mostly dead, or all dead, or...

Me: She's dead. What's really the difference? She walked into a reality rift with Haggar and they both died.

Hunk: So, reality rift... Does that mean we're outside our own reality?

Shiro: And that Slav was right? *groans in disgust*

Me: Yes, and no. You're in a dimension where I make the rules, because I made the dimension.

Pidge: Hence the reason why Allura's standing with us right now.

Me: She's still dead. In fact, here she is now! Hi, Allura!

*Door slams open, Zombie Allura stumbles in*

Lance: Omg...

Keith: *screams like a high-pitched girl*

All: *stares at Keith* Wtf, dude.

Zombie Allura: Argh? Grarr ragh irf ragh!!

Me: Yes, Allura. You and Lance were a very interesting couple. 

Pidge: This is weirder than normal...

Lance (lovesick): My lover has returned for me.

Zombie Allura: Ransh!!! *much gurgling and groaning that I'm too lazy to type out*

Lance: Yes, I love you too!!

Keith: You're kidding me...

Shiro: But, Allura's mine...

Allura: I'm yours, Shiro. This... Odd malformation of me was the one in love with Lance. I've always been yours.

Me: Awkward...

Hunk: Yeah, no kidding.

Me: Where's Kierston and Zena and Laney?

Kierston: Over here. 

Laney: We found a bug in your dimension.

Zena: So, we figured we'd stay out of your little ship war for a while.

Me: That's okay. Zena and Kierston's backstories are up, so you guys got a lot of love from me already. *to the audience* And fewer people than on the other chapters have taken a look at it. These guys need some love from you guys.

Kierston: We really don't, honestly.

Zena: Kierston, we're sitting in a bug, in Author-chan's crazy story. Plus, we're OC's. Nobody likes OC's. 

Me: Such smart little beans...

Kierston: *grabs my jacket collar* Don't you ever call me a bean again.

Zena: *not amused*

Laney: *semi-amused, but not enough to say she liked the nickname*

Zombie Allura: RAWWWRRRRRRR!!!

Kierston: What did you do...

Me: It's only a zombie. It won't hurt anyone... See look! It's kissing Lance!

Laney: DON'T LET THAT THING NEAR MY UNCLE!!! IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE MY AUNT, IT'S PIDGE!!!!

Me: Geez, fine. Come on, Zombie Allura.

Zombie Allura: Hruh???

Me: It's time to go back to the reality rift where you'll never be heard from again.

Lance: *cries*

Me: Poor Lance. He really liked Allura.

Zombie Allura leaves.

Me: Lance, do you need a hug?

Lance: *nods* 

Me: *hugs Lance* Poor baby...

All: *hugs*

Me: Okay, okay, time out! 

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Me: You know what? I don't care. I wanna hug all y'alls anyway.

All: *crying, sobbing group hug*

(Keith is hugging me from behind)

Me: *internally* Dis is a dweem come twoo... 




*tiny voice* squee!

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