The gang is sitting round the dinner table, talking about science when Keith has a question.

Keith: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

Shiro (dad jokes activated): It becomes daytrogen.

Keith: what..

Shiro: when the sun rises nitrogen becomes daytrogen.

Keith: Did you just- I'm going to my room...

Lance: Good nitrogen.

Keith: stop

Hunk: sleep tightrogen.

Keith: *looking pleadingly at Pidge* please don't.

Pidge: Don't let the bedbugs biterogen.

Keith: *angry sobbing* I tRusTeD yOu!