(The picture is kinda what Lance is wearing, Allura is wearing the same but more pink)

Lance looked up at the stage as the lights dimed in the club.

(Start music here)

He looked over at his coworker Allura, and she smiled and gave him a thumbs up. The music started, so he strutted up the stairs of the stage and started to sing with a burning passion.

L "Why am I always hit on by the guys I never like?"

Allura joined in, "I can always see them coming from the left and from the right,"

Lance could feel the eyes of both men and women on him as he walked around the stage, his revealing outfit did nothing to protect him from their eyes.

L "I don't want to be a pries!"

A "I'm just trying to be polite! But it always seems to bite me in the-"

L "Ask me for my number yeah you put me on the spot,"

He spotted the very handsome man with white hair, that was very pushy towards all the workers. Lance grinned knowing he would get in trouble for this, but didn't care. He pointed right at the man as he sang his next line.

L "You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not!" He winked in the mans direction just to be sure.

Allura grinned at me, knowing exactly what I was doing. She then pointed in the opposite direction, right at a very toned and masculine man who had black hair with a white floof at the top.

A "you had me at 'Hello', then you opened up your mouth!"

A & L "And that is when it started going south, oh!"

L "Get your hands off my hips!"

A "'For I punch you in the lips!"

Lance felt a different pair of eyes on him, some wear he did not want people staring. He almost smiled at how perfect the timing of the song was.

Lance wiped around and met a pair of startled purple eyes, "Stop your staring at my-"

A "Hey!"

A & L "Take a hint, take a hint!"

L "No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think!"

A "I think you could use a mint!"

A & L "Take a hint, take a hint... T-take a hint, take a hint"

The crowd cheered as they finished up their song and moved to let the duo of Earth and Nature come onto the stage. Their real names were Hunk and Pidge, they had been working at the club for almost twelve years now.

Allura said her goodbye and left to head to the girls changing room. Lance had just turned to head back to the male changing room when he felt a hand on his shoulder.

He wiped around, ready to attack whoever thought he was helpless.

His blue eyes met a pair of piercing purple ones, his eyes slowly moved up and down the mans body.

"Hello?" he eventually said when it became apparent that the male was still checking him out.

"Oh, um. Hi?" The man seemed at a loss for words. Lance smirked a bit and fiddled with his new piercing that Allura gave him last week.

"You... um, sang that song really well..." The boy seemed to stumble over his words.

"Same time on Saturday is our next performance," I than winked at the boy and sauntered away.

Inside I was having an internal debate, but finally I gave up and emitted it...

Mullets can be sexy.

A/N-

Sorry for the cringe but I hope you liked it! Please tell me how to improve! I'm a weird person with little to no writing experience.

-- Your_Queer_Peer