I come up with these lewd titles on purpose to get a laugh out of people. Especially from Two From The Board where it's Akeno vs Koneko with a little Ravel at the end. I enjoy it quite a bit actually. But hey. Here's to another chapter. And it will be pretty interesting to see everyone's reaction to little boy Phenex. Especially we know Rias and Asia *DING!* Hey! Delay the pan woman I'm narrating. But yeah, Ravel having a child is interesting.

Enjoy.

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It was a great dinner overall. An hour has past and your family just sitting on the couch wondering what was next. Raiden being the little storm cloud full of energy was curious after dinner. Food was no longer occupying his mind. He was getting curious. Always wanted to learn more. Mind and battle. Which was a good thing. But this well... was a poor subject.

"Hey Pops who's the blonde chick? Seems important?" He asked casually.

"Aye. You address adults properly. But her and your mother don't get along." Watching Akeno cling to the elbow tightly. "She tried to separate us."

"Mom? Why?" He just gasped. Couldn't understand why.

How to go about this... No corruption. Hmmm. "Ravel and your mother really just don't get along Raiden."

"That mean if her son is cool we can attempt to hang out?" He asked.

"Well..." Akeno you can hear me. Not my call.

"If he's behaved maybe. But if he's like his mother in making life a thousand hells then I won't have it." Akeno huffed.

"He's about Raiden's age. Long as they don't burn down the house."

"He's a Phenex. Fire my husband. Fire. He's prone to burn it down."

"Well... got me there."

"Mom. That a no go?"

"Raiden... we'll see." She shook her head.

Damn Ma.

"I can hear you boy." She glarred at him.

"Dad did I say it or think it?" Raiden asked confused out of his little mind.

"A woman can know everything son. You were bound to lose either way."

"Awwwww. No fair Pops." He complained.

"Like I said boy. You will learn some day. Even I have a lot to learn."

"Really Dad?"

"Yeah Raiden. Even though we've been married a five going on six years, I have much to learn."

"What do you know about Mom so well?"

S&M. Akeno spanked you. Not a light tap but a good smack. "Woman!"

"Behave Daddy." She winked.

"See?" Starting to sweat from the smack. "I lost too. But yes. Your mother has always had one side of the bed. When she's cranky she could go for a nice ice cream. When pregnant with you I've went up and down the stairs a few times. You know."

"Thank you Dear." Akeno nodded with a guilty smile.

"So Honey who do we tell the news to first?"

"I'll ask Issei. I can get answers out of him. You and Raiden talk to Kiba. Don't come looking for me."

Ah dammit. Really? Knowing this might be another fake seducing moment. "Alright Raiden. Let's see how Uncle Kiba is doing."

"Race ya." He dashed off.

*Sigh* "I wonder which side you get it from."

Akeno opened her eyes wide. Starred at you. Then to Raiden. Stumped. "I. Don't. Know. Both?"

"Fair. Both it is. Let's go see how Blondie is doing." You pat Raiden's shoulder and step out of your room.

"Dad is it true that Kiba has juice?"

"Juice? Not sure. He's an orange juice guy but I have no idea. We have some in the fridge. Why do you ask?"

"No Dad. I meant pimp juice."

C'mon Issei. "Raiden?" You facepalm. "Don't ever say that again. Ever! Especially in front of your mother, aunties, or cousins. Got it?"

"Ehhhhh?" Clearly Raiden wasn't filled in properly. "Thought that was a good thing."

"If you respect women like your aunts and cousins you will shut that mouth. Capesh?"

"Okay..." He flinched.

"Relax. Just don't want to say it to them. Rather me than everyone else. You know what? Hold on." You walk over to your door and open it. Scratch that Honey you talk to Kiba. I'll have a talk with Issei. I might need to strangle a pervert."

"Okay (FN). Be gentle." You close the door and breath deeply.

*Zing*

"Dad?"

"Business Raiden. Issei needs learning too." You crack your knuckles as your son smirks knowing how you do business. Out the door you go to the top of the steps. "MANWHORE! FRONT AND CENTER JACKWAGON!" You shout.

Raiden was laughing. Holding his gut trying to calm himself. But he just couldn't. No one could blame him as Issei ran to the stairs. "Yeah (FN)?"

"My office pronto."

He gulped. "Oh crap. Ummm hey Rai. How's it hanging?" He smiled worried.

"Uncle Issei be careful."

"Sure thing..." Issei waves as he knows something is going on.

Raiden knew this was just bad news. Watching you full of anger and being annoyed let him realize. Should I let Pops do it alone? Probably. Who's around? Then he saw a little blue dragon flying around the top steps. "Rasai. You could keep me company right?" He flew downwards to the boy and brushed his tail against his cheek. "Hey you. That mean we train?" The little dragon smiled. "Alright. Let's go."

You walk into your apartment as you called it since it had two rooms and a family area, and sit Issei down. He's on the couch as you pace back and forth. Issei is nervous. Always tense when pulled in for questioning.

"You and Ravel. Speak." You cross your arms.

"Well... we did some things for a while."

"Lewd things?"

"Yes."

"Details?"

".....things."

"Listen Issei. You know how hard it was to go to dinner with family when she was our server? The questions Raiden asked? How Akeno couldn't say to Raiden how she tried to get with every guy in this manor? Gasper included. Issei. She says she has a son. We haven't seen her around. Do you think it's yours? Yes or no?"

"I... think their is a good chance. I've seen him." He covered his face and brought his knees to his chest. "So what now?"

"I hate to say it but Akeno should be talking to Kiba and you should tell your wives. I am aware Rias and Asia won't be happy. Xenovia seems to be happy just having you to a certain extent. You can say it gently tonight. Or I will bluntly just shout it."

"Don't do that. How would you say it around the kids?"

"Simple. Issei has a son. Clap clap. Clap clap clap. Ba-dum-Boom."

"Man. Why?"

"Why you have all those kids? Don't give me that."

"Well... I love them all. Honest."

You sit down next to him. A hand over his shoulder. "Look dude, you're in a jam. Plain and simple. No idea how old he is. Don't know his name. But if he is yours you will take responsibility. You will make him part of things. Chances are might have to make arrangements here for her. You have the space."

He sighed. "We do.

"Look. Cool off. Shower or do something. I got to see how Akeno and Raiden are doing. Something tells me Raiden is going off the deep end."

"Till then." He moped.

You can only shake your head as you open your door to the hallway. Raiden is dodging lightning strikes from Rasai. Bold due to his age. Issei and Gasper had a tough time at first. As did you.

"Raiden?" You scold.

"Huh?" He looked over. "Oh hey Dad. Just training."

"For what?"

"To one day be a strong piece like you."

That's so adorable. He's old enough to be determined. "Its a gradual thing. Certain skills take time. Like flying."

"But Dad I can fly."

"Could you take a flight like your mother?"

"Hey no fair." He pouted.

"Anywhere close?"

"I'll find out now." He dashed hit the ground running.

"Don't do it!" You cried.

He ran towards the staircase. "I'll show you." He leaped over the railing. However his wings didn't spread. Uh-oh. No good. "YAAHHHHH!"

"HOLD ON!" You plunge straight downward and spread your wings. Halfway down you catch and hold him. Just like when he was a little infant. Then pull back flying straight to try and slow down. After a few seconds reach the main floor. "Phew. That was too close."

"Weeee?"

"No not we. Raiden don't you ever dobthey again at this level. Regardless of Aunt Asia can heal you that's not something practical."

"Would I cry?"

"You would be snapped in half. Raiden what did I say about baby steps?"

"That you go from small to big?"

The fact that Raiden Cloud (LN) was so smart for his age could be so restless. But he's five years old with much to learn. "Affirmative. You jumping over the stairs is like me jumping off a cliff."

"But that's scary. And why is Aura's Storm still out?"

You look at your arm. "Well my boy sometimes it does give me strength. But you and your mother are my inner strength. Hope you know that."

*Choo*

"Dad are you made at me?"

"You are the same as me. Relentless in the sort. You don't stop because you are just a none stop ball of energy. Right now you have two speeds Raiden Cloud. Stop and go. Their are so many adjustments in the middle to reach. Find what works for you. But yes that's all I got for you. Don't want to put too much in your head. Over thinking is another trait."

"But Dad what about flying? You know I have trouble."

"Well I'm not sure how to start this but we'll get into it later. As far as I know I'll talk with your mother who should be done with Kiba."

*Ding Dong*

The doorbell rang. Who would be here at this time at night. No one out for a pact. Or anybody out on a date or some event. The whole House was there and everyone was puzzled.

"Dad I'll get it."

"Ehhhh I'll come with you." Because something is just not right.

You late Raiden already rushed to the door and swung it right open. There was a little boy with brown hair to the back of his neck. Behind him a blonde woman with twin tails. "Hey weren't you..." Raiden gasped.

"Hey Raiden. May we come in. It's my from the restaurant. I brought some more sushi for you and everyone. I got two platters."

"Haaaaaa." His eyes shined like stars. He grabs the platters and turns around.

"Hey Pops I'll set this in the kitchen. Later." Once more he dashed away.

This is too much. Seeing Ravel by accident was one thing. But this time in the same night she is in your house. It's technically Issei's but Akeno wasn't going to enjoy this. Raiden was completely on board.

Oh little Shouta. You sold out. He doesn't realize it. But he's growing. Can't blame him for it. Although better find Akeno. Or she'll make a hell storm.

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Having kids takes so much energy. Raiden is bouncing off the walls and jumping over things. Nice save. But with Issei and Kiba all stressed out on top of that Ravel comes in. That's right. Homewrecker comes in to crash the party. And the kid looks like mini Issei. What the hell? What do the ladies have to say about this?

As always I hope all enjoyed, vote for more, comment freely, and as always have an awesome day cause you guys are the best and make this happen. Any questions or concerns are welcome. Love you all.

-Relentlezz