Title is LA Noire reference if you fail case A Slip Of The Tongue.

"The Chief has my balls in a frying pan!"

Moving on Ravel is going to be the judge here. As Issei yet again somehow didn't take care of this. Negotiations go by her now.

Enjoy.

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Ravel sat on the edge of the spring in her towel. Looking at all of you standing up in the spring fully dressed. Some of you wearing dry clean only as well. What a way to be. She smiled and giggled and wanted to know more.

"So boys tell me something. Did you all at least have a good time?"

"Some more than others." Nodded Kiba.

"Did you guys eat?"

"Before we left. Though we should probably make sandwiches or something before packing it in." Proposed Issei.

"None of your wives are making you a sandwich Issei." Saji chuckled.

"Well I can when I'm done with my soak. But let's cut to the chase before I take my towel off."

PLEASE DON'T!

"So boys, tell me now. Why does it smell like whore?"

"Whore?" You sweatdropped.

"Perfume only a flousing tramp wears. Don't lie to me now. I'm sure Asia, Rias, Koneko, and especially Sona and Tsubaki wouldn't like to be woken up for this mess we have here. So go on. Spill it." Ravel got all of you right where she wanted. No getting away here.

"Can we ahhh..." Saji was going to explain but he was cut off.

"Not you." Argued Issei. "My wife has my balls in a frying pan!" He watch Saji put his head down before turning to Ravel. "Babe are you mad at me?"

"Dragon Honey I know we'll be marrying in a few months but I always wondered what was next. If you had another woman that sparked interest. If a mistress becomes a wife then the man is likely to eventually have another mistress. Though Issei that being said I don't think you've been around whores. I can tell with Gaspy and Thunder as well. Then you two." Referring to Saji and Kiba. "You have independent wives. You're telling me you guys don't get out and meet people? Socialize with other girls? You two happy?" Dropping the bombs tonight.

"No." Issei clinched his fist. "I have no one else. Truly."

"My relationship is complicated but we're getting married soon. It's not getting canceled either." Pleaded Kiba.

"I've had some lonely nights but I don't whore behind my wife." Cried Saji.

"Well then. So this whore conversation. I'm guessing this involves another woman?"

Seriously... You thought.

"So boys is someone going to tell me or am I going to wake up the house? I'll deal with my Issei later. The rest of you pigs," She walked over to you. "Oh Thunder you've been married the longest. Still have the spark?"

"Indeed. I love her. She's not just a normal woman. She's my anchor, confidence, and more. I hope you realize that I am better than that. I'm faithful to my wife. End of story." You give her a firm look as she stepped back. Then splashed you playfully.

"Hehe. Go eat, clean yourself, and go to bed." She giggled. "I'll deal with them for now. One by one."

"Guys..." You look over.

"See ya." Sighed Gasper.

"Be good guys. I'm going to, clean up and see my wife." Though I can't lie I feel so bad leaving them behind. But I do have no choice. Better listen to her.

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You headed to the shower. Washed up pretty well to not just get the scent off from Roxy but Ravel's bath bombs as well. Akeno wouldn't like either but the scent of Ravel would just rub her the wrong way. You washed before going out. All you needed was a scent change. A good scrub and aftershave and you were golden. Clothes in the dirty basket in the (LN) basket and in your robe out to your apartment in the house.

Opening the door all that could be seen is a lamp on. It's quiet. Being early morning hours of course it would be. So you thought. Opening the door slightly Raiden Cloud is sound asleep. Don't ever be like your father you Prince of Lightning.

You chuckled to yourself. Now was the main thing. Going to the bedroom. Akeno should be asleep. You carefully opening the door and the room is pitch black. You have no choice but to hit the light switch. Click.

"Hi."

(This but no fur and a nightgown version.)

"Wifey you're up?"

"Yeah!"

"How come you stayed up?"

"I know better!"

Man oh man. "Well I'm back home where I want to be. No one could replace you."

"Oh don't lie to me Daddy." She turned away.

"I'm here. What's wrong? Was it the fact I went?"

"Where on Earth are your clothes? You didn't come home like that. If you did I would punch you."

"We teleported back to the spring and I tackled Blondie in there like a rugby player. So I washed up and prepared for you. Wanting to cuddle and kiss awake or not and love you. Not have my balls in a frying pan like the others."

"So how many women did my husband attract?" She asked.

Brakes here. Too many could mean a hundred in her mind. Not enough is in all ways not acceptable. "One was enough."

"I see. I'm very surprised you didn't go all out with half a hallpass."

"Indulge myself in multiple women that I will never see versus my beautiful, loving wife. Try again. I'm here and that's all that matters. Most strippers have baggage and I am in no need. Some are sincere but others are just fake. And here I am home. With the other guys in jeopardy."

"Oh riiiiiight. I forgot to mention I bumped into her in the kitchen. You said you guys went into the spring?"

Like all women she caught on. "Yesh..."

"She said she wanted to soak." She glared at you.

"O-kay..." Starting to sweat.

"You see her naked?"

"In a towel."

"You see her breasts?"

"No."

"She flash you?"

"No!"

"Did that Homewrecker bend over?"

"Again no. Honey, really?"

"Woman's intuition. So tell me Dear, what is going to happen with the others?"

"Well Akeno the funny thing is she was dealing with us one by one. I left first. She said it smelled like whore in the air. And most likely came from Kiba and Saji. Gasper is in the air and Issei I don't know. As Issei put it his balls are in the pan."

"That a phrase you'll use for now on?"

"Why not?"

"How lewd." She smirked.

"Anyways could I just put some pajamas on and cuddle to bed?"

"You better." She yanked on your robe and kissed you. "'Cause I've been waiting."

"Some kisses and good sleep will do me good."

"Please. I get lonely when you're not home."

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Something says you aren't off the hook yet. Morning might be a wakeup from Hell. Who spilled the beans?

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