Phillip POV

When I get myself together I see that almost everything was either marble or fancy.

"Welcome to my humble abode."

Me and Pops look at him "Humble!?"

"Thomas what is all of this n-..." The king AND queen come stare at us. "Oh, Alexander and..Finn?" "Phillip, but yeah I'll-" My dad slaps my mouth shut before I could finish that sentence,good choice, I'd definitely be killed for treason if I did.

My pops shoots me a 'I put you in this d*mn world and I'm sure as hell will take you out of it if you say it.'

Oh yeah, it was about how I'm apparently FINN F*CKING MERTENS NOW LEMME JUST GRAB THEO SLAP HER IN A ORANGE DOG SUIT AND GO ADVENTURING TO FIND A HORNY ICE WIZARD DANG IT. But I love that show and I've cosplayed with Theo and George as Gumball, Marshal, and Fionna. Nevermore was cake. It was awesome.

I stifle my thoughts as I look around at the sight, my lord the author made this cliche-

(SHUSH!!)

It's like the castle from the Netflix adaptation of The Knight Before Christmas and a Princess Switch. Yeah I watch Netflix Christmas movies don't judge me! It's the broke man's Hallmark!

(-repairs the fourth wall once again- I swear to Washington's undercut...)

Alex POV

Thomas talks with his parents as me and Pip stand with each other quietly when we hear a small crash, all of a sudden a person with a familiar look of Hercules' expression. Dang it, wait a minute IS EVERYONE I KNOW A ROYAL?! "Probably." Of course he can read thoughts.

"They." They correct me.

"They?"I ask

"Correct."

"No gender, coo-"

"Oh sweetie. A gender? In this economy? Whew. I mean follow your bliss but not I, good friends. Nah I'm joking, I kinda flux between they and he, so either of them are fine with me."

"Nice." I responded, Pip is too busy zoning out to literally nothing.

"Cookie? Thomas had some leftovers from this morning!" I tilt my head while Phillip scarfs down the cookie. "This morning?" "Everyday, 5:45 am on the dot. Thomas starts baking. It's kinda why I'm here all the time." "Alex and-" I lift Phillip's crumb smeared face "Phillip." "Yo." he deadpans. "James Madison of the Irumis Empire!" They say happily. "Nice to meet ya." Phillip says with another cookie shoved in his face.

"There are more if ya follow me."

"Yessssss!"

I walk away to explore, I see a painting, not sure who it is but not sure what it is. But it's alluring. "Capturing isn't it?" The queen asks me. I nod "Quite Your Highness." "Oh please, Sierra is fine." I smile, "I don't want to impose.." "Nonsense, you've made my son so happy." She says, now noticing how long my hair is, I feel hands in it. "What pretty hair you have. You must let the stylist take care of it for you." I smile. "I don't know, I've always thought about cutting it.." "Why? It's soft." I sigh with a small chuckle. "My ex-husband always loved playing with my hair."

-perfectly placed time skip-

3rd person POV

Alex sat with John on the couch. A cute introverted couple really. John was braiding Alex's long black hair like he'd always like to do. Alex didn't mind. He lets out a soft groan as the baby inside him kicks harshly. "You okay?" "Yeah it's just my son trying to fight his way out of me." He replies. "Your son?" "Yeah my son. I'm the one carrying him aren't I?" "Fair point."

He kisses Alex cheek. "I'm finished with your hair anyway." Alex chuckles. "Finally, you were taking forever this time." He jokes. "You can't rush perfection Ally cat." He nods. "I know I know." He lets out another soft groan. "I'm guessing your child is gonna be a fighter when he's born." Alex nods. "Wait, one more touch." "John stop~!" he giggles. "I can't help it! You're adorable!"

John puts a few fake flowers in Alex's hair. "Done, for real this time." He says. "Finally, heh." Alex turns to face him. "How do I look?" He asks, laying his braid on his shoulder. "You look amazing as always." Alex's face gets suspicious. "Mhmmmm?" His hum slowly turns into a soft groan. John puts a hand on Alex's cheek which he leans into. "At least we know he's a strong one.." Alex chuckles "Apparently so."

-flashback over-

(PAUSE: If you're wondering, John died when Phillip was about 9-10 years old. UNPAUSE)

I smile at the sweet memory and tuck my hair that's in my face behind my ear. "Alex, if I may, you have an interest in writing I hear." I nod. "That's me, the tired one with a constant carpal tunnel issue." I chuckle. "What do you write about?" I pause. "Mostly old political stuff, I'm writing a novel though." I mutter. "What about?" She asks. "Not really sure, but it's going in a fantasy turn." I admit. "If I may ask, what's it called?" "The Song of a Dead Nightingale.." I smile. I realize we've been talking for a while.

I checked my phone. HOW THE HELL IS IT 6:30?! Thanks author.

-smashes the fourth wall- STOP OR I WILL HOLD PHILLIP HOSTAGE. "Wut." YOU HEAR ME NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR LIVES. -repairs the fourth wall one again-

"I should leave, I don't want to overstay my welcome.." "No, please, stay." "Thank you, your highness but it's fine." "Are you sure?" I nod and walk away. I felt a hand grab mine. I look back to see Thomas. The queen leaves. "Where are you going?" He asks. "I'm going home..Pip can stay here for the night, I'll be fine." "Come on. Please?" He gives me puppy dog eyes. "Finee!" I gave in. "Only because you're adorable." I admit, I kiss his cheek. "I'll take it." James and Pip return, with crumbs on their faces. "We're best friends now." "Oh cool." "Also we shoved our faces with cookies. We puked." Phillip smiled smugly. "Twice." James interjects, they high five Phillip.

-time skip-

I sat with Thomas in his room. (No they didn't do anything, it's chapter 5 y'all it's too much of a stereotype.) "Hey Thomas?" "Hm?" He responds. "Can I hear you play the violin?" "I shouldn't-" "C'monn...what kind of songs do you play?" He tugs at his collar.

"Anime openings..."

I stifle a LOUD cackle. "PFFT- BAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" "Don't act like you don't play Boku no Sensou on the piano." Phillip appears randomly. "Hey!" "Nice!" Thomas smiles. "I usually play Blue bird or Isabella's lullaby..I do the lullaby best." I smile softly, "Can I hear it then?" He nods then grabs his violin. He starts playing. He looks so much in the zone. I hum along softly. By the time he stopped playing I was just staring into his beautiful dark brown eyes.

Thomas POV

As we stared into each other's eyes Alex stood and kissed me.I kissed back. (I'm going to try and do a little bit of smut ;w;) We get undressed to the point we're in nothing but underwear. Alex in a pair of underwear and black stockings..and I lift him by his thighs. "Wait. Do I have your consent?" "Yes.." I laid him on the bed and let his legs spread. (-insert Lenny face-)

I kiss his legs inward towards his thighs. "Darlin' your thighs are so squishy.." I say squeezing them. I could tell he was getting turned on. "T-Thank you- ah!" I tease a sensitive spot near his entrance. I lick it. "S-Stop teasing me.." "I can't help it, you look pretty squirming underneath me.

(Note: Carrier males are biologically boys, as in they're hermaphrodites but instead of a male "..." they have female "...", yes they have testosterone and stuff but it's just that. ^w^ ) I pull down his underwear (which ironically are panties lolol) slowly. I kitten-lick his entrance teasingly. I hear him whimpering. "You can relax, no one can hear us." I say softly. "I'm going to prep you okay? If it hurts let me know." He nods.

-smol time skip- (Thomas put on protection don't worry)

By the time I finished I was already inside him. "If it's too much or if I hurt you'll I'll stop okay?" "Okay.." I kiss his cheek.

3rd person POV

As Thomas started thrusting, Alex bit his lip as his back arched slightly. "Let your noises out love, no one will hear you except me." He says. "H-Harder.." Alex stutters. Thomas obeys his command. A string of lewd noises come out of Alex's mouth. They get louder and higher in pitch as Thomas thrust deeper into him.

"T-Thomas I-I have t-to-" "You don't have to say anything Alex, just do it." Alex came on both of them with a moan. Thomas came into the cond*m. Thomas pulled out and laid next to Alex. Alex leaned on his shoulder. "Tired?" "Quite, but it felt good." He giggles slightly then gives Thomas a peck on the lips.

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I did it! I wrote smut lol. If it's bad I know. But I hope you like that chapter. And yes, the phone is still missing >:3 ...oops?

-Funtime