Sleep is a government conspiracy from the lizard people that are a front for the shadow government, run by Jews and Muslim terrorists, who want to take all your money and buy prostitution from illegal immigrants Obama let into the country. They also use that money to brainwash our children in believing in the spherical earth, and brainless 'truthers' into believing the Earth is flat, when it is really a cylinder. They also put chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay, and put the same chemicals in vaccines to turn out children transgender.

Wow I need more sleep.

Don't die