OH MY FUCKING GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY.

Okay I love this show. It's funny, sarcastic, and kills my soul.@LoneRabbit, you are my medical proxy if my heart explodes while watching House. BTW, I'm watching House season 2 episode 21 while writing this, so my heart is unusually dead right now.

Foreman is child, Chase can suck a dick, Cameron is cringy, and House is... Sherlock. (I'm currently watching Foreman's dad say goodbye help me.AaAaAaAAAAAaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAaa)  The show immediately shows the dynamic between everyone, and the minor drama carries every episode without getting boring. The cases are interesting, unless we're talking about the dreaded: Clinic Duty.

Clinic duty is hilarious. You have the guy who self-circumcised, the lady with syphilis, and the masturbating two year old. You get to see how tedious House thinks everything is. I mean, telling someone who thinks they have lung cancer that they have a cold 20 times in a row? Tiring.(also right now Cameron is happy Foreman is okay and I soooooo ship them.)(Also they ended the episode on a cliffhanger what the fuck are they doing to my mental state love_Waffles help me.)

Now, real question, why didn't they let Chase get sick. Chase fucking sucks and can go die in a shit-filled hole with dung beetles and king cobras. Chase is annoying, condescending(not like House cuz he stupid) and undeserving of the job. (FOREMAN IS FUCKING BETTER GUYS AND WE GET NO EXPLANATION WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK) Also Chase's whole shitty father who dies of lung cancer without telling him is nothing compared to Foreman(former car thief, nearly fucking dies, brother is in jail, mother with alzheimer's) Cameron(husband died of thyroid cancer six months after she got married) or House(lost fucking function of his leg, addicted to vicodin because of it, has one kind of friend, doesn't know who his dad is, and his wife left him). Stop being annoying Chase, you don't have a reason.

I literally wrote a review, this is sad.

And now my friends, don't die, have someone give you a bunch of castor oil(look it up, this was a thing during Mussolini's rule.)