Haven:
JOKE LANG HA, BAKA I-BLOCK MO KO

Haven:
Ang serious mo pala 'no, para ka na tuloy hanger ni Mama.

Xion:
Tf? Why hanger?

Haven:
Kasi you hit different.

Xion:
Sorry I'm not good at pick up lines, but can I pick you up instead?

Haven:
HOYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHA

Xion:
Are you free on Sunday?

Haven:
ANG BILIS NATIN HAHAHAHA PERO SYUR, SIMBAHAN NA BA TAYO AGAD HAHAHAHAA LOLS

Xion:
Yup.