J: FUCK

T: WHAT

J: I got drunk and texted weird things didn't I

T: oh yeah

T: that was really funny btw

J: shit

J: and u asked for my name and my crush?

J: smooth

T: hehehe

J: I don't remember shit

J: thank lord I didn't do crazy shit

T: you could've sent dick pics

J: what

T: what

J: i feel nauseous

T: drink lots of water

J: I did

T: go sleep

J: wow ur actually telling me to go

T: I actually am

J: ok bye

T: bye

J: love u

T: love u too

T: WAIT WHAT