Sometimes it hurts a bit too much to love BTS

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JeonCena: hey babe

Taekim42: cringe

JeonCena: did u get home safely

Taekim42: you drove me here and saw me go in

JeonCena: just checkin

Taekim42: daddyyy

JeonCena: heart attack

Taekim42: I feel lonely already

Taekim42: can u come over??

JeonCena: tae it's 7pm

JeonCena: u can't do this to me

Taekim42: I miss daddy so much

Taekim42: I feel like I need to do
something

JeonCena: don't go there tae

Taekim42: oh what should I do

Taekim42: maybe I should just watch some gay porn

Taekim42: what kind of dildo should I use today?

Taekim42: if u can't come I'll just invite Hoseok over haha

Taekim42: we had so much fun last time he came over

JeonCena: Hoseok? Wtf did u do with him

Taekim42: hahah

JeonCena: don't dodge the question

Taekim42: I'm feeling hornyyyyyyy

Taekim42: hornyy and lonelyyy

JeonCena: Kim Taehyung

Taekim42: yes daddy

JeonCena: seriously, u were so innocent in my house and now ur feeling horny?

JeonCena: r u fucking serious

JeonCena: and don't mention that horse

JeonCena: u know how I feel about him

JeonCena: and wtf did u do with him

Taekim42: ( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )

JeonCena: Taehyung all along I was patiently waiting for you before I make a move because I know u would hate me if I did something but now ur saying these things make me really mad

Taekim42: ohhkkkkayyyy

JeonCena: hey I'm not joking

Taekim42: I'm sorryyy

Taekim42: r u mad

Taekim42: Jungkook

Taekim42: I'm sorry

Taekim42: Jungkook don't ignore

Taekim42: Jungkook I was just kidding

Taekim42: I'm not horny

Taekim42: please come back

Taekim42: plz don't leave me again

Taekim42: we can have sex

Taekim42: I'm ready now

Taekim42: plz plz don't ignore me I'm going to cry

JeonCena: u think sex is gonna solve the problem?

Taekim42: no I didn't mean that I was just saying that I'm ready and you can do stuff to me

Taekim42: oh god this is embarrassing

JeonCena: Taehyung how dare u joke around when I'm actually serious

Taekim42: Jungkook I don't get why you're mad

JeonCena: u mentioned another guys name in front of me about doing stuff with him and u think ur boyfriend won't get mad?

JeonCena: I've barely done any shit with you even if I really want to

Taekim42: please forgive me I'm sorry

Taekim42: Hoseok and I didn't do anything

Taekim42: he almost did but I stopped him

JeonCena: he fucking did what?

Taekim42: oh god now ur really angry

JeonCena: u let him touch u?

JeonCena: when?

Taekim42: he didn't do anything cuz I stopped him

Taekim42: it was a few weeks before I saw u at the movie theatre

JeonCena: I'm so furious right now

JeonCena: I'm coming over

Taekim42: wait

Taekim42: r for real?!

Taekim42: what r u gonna do?

Taekim42: r u gonna break up with me

Taekim42: Jungkook please don't be mad

Taekim42: I don't like Hoseok

Taekim42: oh my god I hear a car coming

Taekim42: is it u

Taekim42: I'm sorry

Taekim42: I won't ever joke about that again

JeonCena: open the door

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Sniff sniff* do I smell.....smut?

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