J: apartment 58

J: u left me hanging there

J: I won't stop

T: apartment 68 please do not text me anymore and do not make any noise

J: oh why not

J: you don't want to hear my angelic voice

T: no I do not want to hear you screeching every day and night nonstop

J: screeching? Me? Excuse me?

T: I am trying to study so would you please for a millionth time stop texting, stop screeching stop doing whatever you're doing

J: nope sorry can't do that

J: I have ppl who pay me to hear my screeching voice

T: and? I'm not one of them.

J: exactly you're not.

T: this conversation is going nowhere

J: well it was very rude of you to just leave like that

T: I said what I had to say

J: I didn't hear everything

T: like what

J: your name

T: god please not this again

J: why

J: I think I love u

T: Jesus fuck

J: baby can't u see

J: I'm callin

T: a guy like u

T: should fucking leave

J: ouch

T: I'm leaving bye

J: wait

J: I have a brilliant plan

T: what

J: what if we switch places

T: excuse me

J: like switch apartments

T: why do u think that's a good idea

J: u won't have any noise problem if u live above me

T: oh really

J: yes

T: You are an I D I O T

J: wait why

T: I CAN STILL HEAR THE NOISE WHETHER IM UPSTAIRS OR DOWNSTAIRS OR WHEREVER THE FUCK I AM INSIDE THIS BUILDING

T: U REALLY THINK IF I MOVE UPSTAIRS I WONT BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ANYMORE?

T: HAVE U HEARD UR VOICE

J: Dude I'm kind of hungry wanna go out for chipotle

T: are you fucking kidding me

J: no and I think ur hangry

J: let's go please it's on me

T: yea sure

J: Okay yes I'll come pick u up rn

T: FUCK U IM NOT GOING

J: wait what

T: U CAN GO SHOVE UR CHIPOTLE UP UR TINY ASS AND FUCK OFF

J: I'm-

J: ur a disgrace to the chipotle nation