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Kim Taehyung created a New Group:
Gucci Gang 7
YG: how lame
JM: I don't like the nammmeeee
Park Jimin named the group: SOLDIERS
T: wtf do soldiers mean
JM: hello?? It's the fanbase name for STB
NJ: I'm not a soldier
HS: Jimin I don't like it
YG: I thought it was YMRA
JM: oh my god
JM: YMRA is the name for antis
HS: for the ants?
JM: no antis
YG: antis ants I don't give a fuck
Min Yoongi named the group:
Min Yoongi & Slutty Hoes
HS: do you mind keeping it PG
JK: why are there 7 members
T: I added another friend
YG: wtf who allowed that
T: me because I created this group
T: but I made it so anyone can leave when ever they want since I'm a nice friend
J: hello you peasants
YG: leave
J: Jeez a bit cold in here?
JM: uh
NJ: who are you?
HS: hi I'm Hoseok please call me Hoseok
J: I'm Jin
YG: I'm Yoongi I hate new people so leave
T: hey can you please be a bit more kind to Jin hyung he doesn't have many friends
YG: I can see why
JK: is this the Jin you once talked about
T: yea the really handsome one
JK: all right then. Let's see if you can beat this hot papi right here
J: don't blame me if you go blind from how sexy I look
YG: I'm already blind from looking at your texts
J:
NJ: hi I'm Namjoon how do you do
JM: correction, mamjoon
JK: nah can't beat this
JK:
J: you're Jeon Jungkook
JK: yes and I just won the battle
J: wow how nice to know a YouTube celeb
J: sadly everyone still thinks I'm hot
JM: can we please talk about something else
T: Jin hyung just please lay off a little
J: fine we will continue this another day
YG: don't u ever try
JK: I'm still fucking hot
T: yes you still are now can we please stop with the fights
JK: did you just agree with me
YG: have you two finally stopped fighting now
JM: WAIT LET ME SAY IT
YG: do I smell gay in the air
JM: fuck you
T: it was a joke
JK: Jimin please don't fuck Yoongi there are kids here
YG: it's the other way around
NJ: Can I call you Jin or do you prefer princess
JM: REALLY YOONGI
T: Can we please be more mature
Jung Hoseok left the chat.
JK: Look what you did to poor Hoseok
T: seriously guys
Kim Taehyung added:Jung Hoseok
T: please stay we are sorry
HS: I just want to be clean and pure
JK: YOU AINT GETTIN NONE OF THAT SHIT HERE WE DIRTY ASS HOES🔫💣 PEW PEW
T: JEON JUNGKOOK
HS: I want to leave please let me leave I just want to live
J: I heard y'all are going bowling tmr
YG: yes and ur ass is not invited
T: yes he is
YG: wtf I made this plan
JK: I would love to see him irl and compare myself to him
J: I'm hot and ur not
JK: boo hoo I have 7 million fans who would die to lick my abs
J: whatever I have the face of the sexiest man alive
T: guys STFU
JK: sorry I'll stop now
YG: baby listens to daddy
JK: other way around
T: HELLO PLEASE STOP IM NOT GAY
JM: that was me 3 weeks ago
JM: don't worry it gets better
T: not helping
T: I'm going to cry. I didn't do anything wrong.
J: I relate Taehyung. And this is coming from the sexiest man alive.
J: what did I do to become this hot
JK: fuck outta here u old ass
J: I don't age you child
YG: if you bleach something enough times will it disappear
NJ: lol idk maybe why
YG: pass me the bleach. I'm handing it over to Jin
T: oh my god I'm the only sane one here
HS: me too
NJ: what time tmr
YG: 6pm
JK: k can we get food after
YG: sure
JK: Tae want a ride
JM: *on my dick
T: really
T: but yes please
T: I mean your car not your thing
JK: lol I get it
J: guys feel the tension in the air?
NJ: I feel too mature to be in this chat
HS: i need a ride too
YG: mine
JM: what about me
YG: u live next to the bowling center dumbass
JM: mean
JK: do u guys feel the tension in the air
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