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Kim Taehyung created a New Group:
Gucci Gang 7


YG: how lame

JM: I don't like the nammmeeee

Park Jimin named the group: SOLDIERS

T: wtf do soldiers mean

JM: hello?? It's the fanbase name for STB

NJ: I'm not a soldier

HS: Jimin I don't like it

YG: I thought it was YMRA

JM: oh my god

JM: YMRA is the name for antis

HS: for the ants?

JM: no antis

YG: antis ants I don't give a fuck

Min Yoongi named the group:
Min Yoongi & Slutty Hoes

HS: do you mind keeping it PG

JK: why are there 7 members

T: I added another friend

YG: wtf who allowed that

T: me because I created this group

T: but I made it so anyone can leave when ever they want since I'm a nice friend

J: hello you peasants

YG: leave

J: Jeez a bit cold in here?

JM: uh

NJ: who are you?

HS: hi I'm Hoseok please call me Hoseok

J: I'm Jin

YG: I'm Yoongi I hate new people so leave

T: hey can you please be a bit more kind to Jin hyung he doesn't have many friends

YG: I can see why

JK: is this the Jin you once talked about

T: yea the really handsome one

JK: all right then. Let's see if you can beat this hot papi right here

J: don't blame me if you go blind from how sexy I look

YG: I'm already blind from looking at your texts

J:



NJ: hi I'm Namjoon how do you do

JM: correction, mamjoon

JK: nah can't beat this

JK:



J: you're Jeon Jungkook

JK: yes and I just won the battle

J: wow how nice to know a YouTube celeb

J: sadly everyone still thinks I'm hot

JM: can we please talk about something else

T: Jin hyung just please lay off a little

J: fine we will continue this another day

YG: don't u ever try

JK: I'm still fucking hot

T: yes you still are now can we please stop with the fights

JK: did you just agree with me

YG: have you two finally stopped fighting now

JM: WAIT LET ME SAY IT

YG: do I smell gay in the air

JM: fuck you

T: it was a joke

JK: Jimin please don't fuck Yoongi there are kids here

YG: it's the other way around

NJ: Can I call you Jin or do you prefer princess

JM: REALLY YOONGI

T: Can we please be more mature

Jung Hoseok left the chat.

JK: Look what you did to poor Hoseok

T: seriously guys

Kim Taehyung added:Jung Hoseok

T: please stay we are sorry

HS: I just want to be clean and pure

JK: YOU AINT GETTIN NONE OF THAT SHIT HERE WE DIRTY ASS HOES🔫💣 PEW PEW

T: JEON JUNGKOOK

HS: I want to leave please let me leave I just want to live

J: I heard y'all are going bowling tmr

YG: yes and ur ass is not invited

T: yes he is

YG: wtf I made this plan

JK: I would love to see him irl and compare myself to him

J: I'm hot and ur not

JK: boo hoo I have 7 million fans who would die to lick my abs

J: whatever I have the face of the sexiest man alive

T: guys STFU

JK: sorry I'll stop now

YG: baby listens to daddy

JK: other way around

T: HELLO PLEASE STOP IM NOT GAY

JM: that was me 3 weeks ago

JM: don't worry it gets better

T: not helping

T: I'm going to cry. I didn't do anything wrong.

J: I relate Taehyung. And this is coming from the sexiest man alive.

J: what did I do to become this hot

JK: fuck outta here u old ass

J: I don't age you child

YG: if you bleach something enough times will it disappear

NJ: lol idk maybe why

YG: pass me the bleach. I'm handing it over to Jin

T: oh my god I'm the only sane one here

HS: me too

NJ: what time tmr

YG: 6pm

JK: k can we get food after

YG: sure

JK: Tae want a ride

JM: *on my dick

T: really

T: but yes please

T: I mean your car not your thing

JK: lol I get it

J: guys feel the tension in the air?

NJ: I feel too mature to be in this chat

HS: i need a ride too

YG: mine

JM: what about me

YG: u live next to the bowling center dumbass

JM: mean

JK: do u guys feel the tension in the air

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