Forgot to tell u Jungkook is JK in group chats now cuz someone else is coming soon!

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JM: holy shit did u guys see the new concept photos for STB's new comeback

YG: we don't "stan" them like you Jimin

HS: what does stan mean?

JM: they're an amazing group! All 8 of them are H O T.

JK: I thought there are only 7

JM: no it's 8

JK: oh

T: anyone know how to cook scrambled eggs?

YG: scrambled eggs? Are you kidding me rn?

YG: I mean why are u still here

JM: LOL TAEHYUNG I HOPE YOU'RE JOKING

JK: even I know how to make scrambled eggs

T: you guys I'm not even joking I don't know how

HS: How to make basic scrambled eggs. (One serving)
Step 1: Take one (chicken) egg from the refrigerator and crack it open in half above a bowl. Make sure you do not get any shells in the bowl.

Step 2: Take a small whisk (or a fork/chopstick if you don't have one) and mix the eggs in circular motion at a medium-high speed until the whites and the yolk are completely mixed together.

Step 3 (optional): You may add extra ingredients such as salt and pepper, cheese, milk etc. This is going to add flavour and make your eggs fluffier.

Step 4: Heat a nonstick skillet in medium to high heat. Add a bit of oil or butter.

Step 5: Pour the eggs into the pan and as soon as it starts cooking, 'scramble' (stir) the eggs. When the eggs seem to make a small clump together (around 2-3 minutes), turn the heat off and serve on a plate.

Step 6: Bon Appétit!

YG: did anyone read that whole thing because I didn't

T: Thank you Hoseok!

HS: no problem!

JM: wow since when were you a chef

HS: it's called copy and paste from google. But I added my own tips too.

JK: how do you not know how to cook scrambled eggs. It's literally just cooking an egg on a fry pan and mixing it.

T: Hoseok explained it in 6 steps it's not that easy

JK: you can do the hardest math question but not cook an egg?

T: cooking and math aren't even related

YG: my god I'll teach you next time I go to ur place

T: thanks

NJ: I know how to cook scrambled eggs

YG: you also know how to burn down the kitchen

JM: I REMEMBER THAT

JK: HA shishter just got burneeddd

HS: LOL mamjoon

JM: MAMJOON

JM: HAHAHAHAH

YG: MAMJOON WTF

JK: WHEEZING

NJ: wtf guys

HS: I meant Namjoon

JM: NAMJOON WHO? I ONLY KNOW MAMJOON

JK: hey mamjoon

YG: what's up mamjoon

JM: how's it going mamjoon

NJ: what even

JM: what's wrong mamjoon

JK: why you sad mamjoon

YG: mamjoon are you okay

NJ: not funny

HS: guys you're hurting him

JK: we didn't mean to hurt you

JK: mamjoon

JM: HAHAHA

NJ: this is why I hate my friends

T: I feel you

NJ: THANK YOU. One person who actually is normal here.

HS: I'm not normal?

T: so I just cooked scrambled eggs and I think it looks pretty good

JK: let's see it. Send us a pick.

T:

JM: THOSE DO NOT LOOK LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS

JK: WTF IS THAT

NJ: Why is it a bit red

HS: did you miss a step? Maybe you forgot oil.

T: oh shit maybe I forgot

YG: how the fuck do you forget

T: I can't multi-task

T: u guys are mean. It tastes pretty good

YG: YOU ATE THAT?!

JM: STOP I CANT BREATHE

JK: Taehyung I'm so sorry BUT THOSE LOOK TERRIBLE

T: so much for being a friend smh

NJ: don't worry, you did better than me

T: thanks mamjoon

NJ: you serious