HS: I see that Yoongi has been looking for me

YG: I was just wondering where u were cuz u suddenly disappeared

YG: and no don't even think about saying gay shit again Jungkook

JK: awe dammit

JK: I was two seconds late

NJ: is everyone free on Wednesday

JM: did anyone see the new Brooklyn99 ep

YG: fuck yea I did

JK: Gina is my spirit animal

NJ: so is anyone free on Wednesday

T: u guys watch that show too

YG: fuck yea we do

JK: UR BACK I thought u died

T: I was gone for two days

JK: that's a long time 😢

JM: I'm so fucking tired and sleepy

YG: sleep go rest

JM: I can't I have to wait til 3am to get those concert tickets

NJ: what concert ticket

JM: um the one I talked about yesterday?

NJ: BTS?

JM: it's STB u asshole get it right

YG: So u would rather lose sleep over those concert tickets

JM: yes I'm desperate

YG: "yes I'm desperate" the title of your sex tape

JM: the fuck

JK: Yoongi, did u mean to say
" 'yes I'm desperate' the title of OUR sex tape"?

YG: I swear I'm going to slowly choke u in ur sleep

JK: "I'm going to slowly choke you in ur sleep." The name of ur second sex tape

T: these show references r killing me

NJ: is anyone free on Wednesday

YG: where is Hoseok and wtf are u still doing here Taehyung u need to leave

T: I fucking CANT BECAUSE OF JUNGCOCK

JK: hi that's me everyone👋🏻

HS: I'm here

YG: where were u

HS: ......The park

JM: wtf were u doing at the park

HS: singing with kids

JK: goddammit Hoseok I told u not to do that. Don't u remember getting reported last time?

HS: it was a one time thing!

T: "it was a one time thing." The name of your sex tape

JK: nice one Tae 🙌🏻

T: 🙌🏻

YG: STOP TRYING TO BLEND IN

T: what

JK: Yoongi, he has the right to chat here in this group

YG: u FORCED him to this group chat u cock head

NJ: IS ANYONE FREE ON WEDNESDAY

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JK: so who's up for chipotle on Sunday

JM: ✋🏻

YG: ✋🏻

HS: ✋🏻

T: ✋🏻

NJ: y'all fucking kidding me

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Happy super single virgin Day sweeties 😘❤️

Found this amazing pic of Tae that will save ur lonely valentine

There will be more vkook next chap don't worry