Will you two stop it?!

●●●

Jimin
Holy shit

Jimin
Guess who just asked me out for a date?

Yoongi
Who?

Jimin
My asshole of an ex

Yoongi
Guess he heard the news

Jimin
I am thinking about going for him again

Jimin
Just to get him addicted to me

Jimin
And then hurt him

Yoongi
Normally I would tell you revenge is a bad thing

Yoongi
BUT

Yoongi
That guys kind of deserves it

Yoongi
Go for it

Jimin
I will

Jimin
And how's Jurassic world?

Yoongi
Awesome

Yoongi
I'm kind of am watching it the second time already

Yoongi
Humanity is so stupid and I love it

Yoongi
Human: *creates dinosaur* *gets eaten alive*

Human 2: That guy was just stupid *creates dinosaur* *gets eaten*

Human 3: I'm smart *creates dinosaur* *Let's make it bigger than last time* *gets eaten*

Human 4: Hm... let's creat... *gets eaten*

Yoongi
Natural selection at its finest

Yoongi
Next time you come over we have to watch it together

Jimin
Only if there's popcorn tho

Yoongi
Wanna come over after school finishes?

Jimin
Not sure

Jimin
Hobi complained about me having no time for him lately

Yoongi
He can come by as well

Jimin
I bet he would flirt with you

Jimin
He meant it when he said he thinks your hot

Yoongi
Most people think so;D

Jimin
Ewwwww don't you fucking wink at me

Yoongi
What you're gonna do about it?

Yoongi
;p

Jimin
You're disgusting...

Yoongi
So you're gonna bring hobi over?

Jimin
Yeah probably

Yoongi
Ask him what snacks he wants

Yoongi
I will run some errands later

Yoongi
Cause someone asked for popcorn

Jimin
Thanks~

Jimin
You're an angel~

Jimin
And just take whatever you like but double amount for hobi

Jimin
He needs his daily dose of sugar

Yoongi
Sure

Yoongi
So how bout 3:30 p.m. at my place?

Jimin
Sounds good~

Yoongi
My place again?

Yoongi
Pirates of Caribbean

Hobi
No way in hell

Hobi
Not gonna watch you two make out again

Hobi
Why even invite me over, if you're just going to eat each other's faces missing all the high quality plot of people getting their arms bitten off?

Yoongi
Why are you complaining? You just stuff your face with snacks and squeal like a child. You didn't even notice we weren't paying attention up till the end.

Hobi
It still is super disgusting to think about it

Hobi
I'm deeply scarred

Hobi
The image of your hand in Jimin's jeans is still haunting me in my dreams

Yoongi
Chill no need to have wet dreams about us

Hobi
Nightmares!

Jimin
Guys...

Jimin
Could we please not talk about that again? <3

Yoongi
It's not my fault you turned around the wrong moment...

Hobi
YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH SOMEONE IN THE SAME ROOM IN THE FIRST PLACE

Jimin
GUYS

Jimin
Will you please just shut up?!

Jimin
Yoongi... there is literally nothing your embarrassed about and I know you have no boundaries, but please take into consideration that you're killing me

Jimin
Kay? thx

Yoongi
...

Yoongi
...sorry

Yoongi
Let's stop talking about this

Yoongi
Hobi

Yoongi
I also wanted to ask you if you maybe were free this Friday

Yoongi
Crush is holding a concert this weekend and since you said you were such a huge fan of him, I asked him whether he was interested in meeting up

Jimin
Wait when did you and Hobi get this close?

Jimin
What did I miss?

Hobi
Holy shit?!

Hobi
I though you only knew Zico?!

Yoongi
Nah I got some connections~

Jimin
I literally left the room for two minutes last week and now you're best friends?

Hobi
I fucking love you

Hobi
Did you hear that Jimin?

Jimin
Yeah sure ignore me._.

Yoongi
Lmao

Yoongi
Jimin are you in a bad mood?

Jimin
...

Jimin
I hate you

Yoongi
Want me to come over?

Jimin
Do what you want

Jimin
Could you stop acting like I'm not here though

Hobi
Oh come on

Hobi
We don't even use this chat that much

Hobi
In most cases we just message each other directly

Jimin
So you're both cheating on me?._.

Hobi
It's not what it looks like!

Yoongi
hahahaha

Jimin
Don't you laugh Yoongi

Jimin
Instead explain how this happened

Jimin
When did you and Hobi get this close?;---;

Jimin
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

Jimin
I'M GONNA CUT YOUR FUCKING BALLS OFF

Yoongi
No matter how much I oppose cheating I have to say... poor bastard who dares to actually cheat on you

Jimin
Pffff

Yoongi
I'm coming over

Yoongi
Let's cuddle and watch pirates of the Caribbean without Hobi

Hobi
I hope with clothes on

Yoongi
That would just take all of the fun out of it

A/N

Poor hobi

Just gonna mention that about two weeks passed since they slept with each other for the first time~