Foursome?

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Yoongi
Holy shit

Yoongi
Do you see that booty?

Yoongi
I mean beauty?

Yoongi

Yoongi

Yoongi
Do you see this almighty cute being?

Jimin
Yoongi

Jimin
Shut up

Jimin
It's just a different shade of blonde

Yoongi
You look like a angel

Yoongi
You're lucky I don't have time right now

Yoongi
You wouldn't leave the bedroom anywhere in near future if I did

Hobi
TMI

Hobi
AND PDA!

Hobi
Nice hair tho

Hobi
But no!!!

Hobi
Don't write stuff like that

Jimin
I'm sorry

Jimin
He's fucking stupid

Yoongi
You're just jelly hobi

Hobi
Yeah I am

Hobi
I'm sexually frustrated

Hobi
Af

Hobi
There isn't like any hot guy you know who would be willing to exchange his number with a stranger? @ Yoongi

Yoongi
Wow

Yoongi
You would actually want to sleep with someone you know already slept with me?

Hobi
I'm kind of desperate

Yoongi
Uhm

Yoongi
Chimchim?

Yoongi
Your opinion

Yoongi
What do you think about maybe Tae?

Jimin
Shit no

Jimin
They would kill each other

Jimin
There's no way

Yoongi
Hobi

Yoongi
Are you bottom or top?

Hobi
Vers

Yoongi
Perfect

Jimin
They're gonna hate each other's guts

Yoongi
Maybe in the beginning

Yoongi
I think they might get along just fine

Yoongi
At least after some time

Hobi
You don't exactly have to like someone for sex tho

Hobi
Angry sex is the best sex

Jimin
...

Jimin
Why am I even friends with the two of you?

Yoongi
Simply because you love us

Jimin
Nah in your case it's just free sex

Yoongi
I feel used

Jimin
;p

Jimin
What else would there be to you aside from a huge dick?<3

Hobi
Guys!!!!

Jimin
Lmao Hobi

Jimin
It's not like you don't know yet

Yoongi
What are you telling him?

Jimin
Just about small things such as your dick

Jimin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jimin
See what I did there?

Jimin
That was an accident

Yoongi
...

Jimin
Holy shit

Jimin
I'm a genius

Yoongi
...

Yoongi
Are you done?._.

Jimin
Wait a sec

Jimin
I gotta tell Jin

Jimin
Where were we?

Yoongi
You making fun of my not small dick

Jimin
Ah right

Jimin
Don't worry

Jimin
Both you AND your dick a very important to me

Hobi
Why is this shit happening in our group chat?

Jimin
Cause you're sexually frustrated and stuff

Jimin
Btw you wanna have Tae's number?

Jimin
I mean he's at our school, but you could chat him up for now

Yoongi
You have Tae's number Chim?

Jimin
Yeah I kinda befriended him a while ago

Jimin
He suggested we should talk so we did and he was actually pretty nice

Yoongi
Told ya

Jimin
Maybe I should go for him

Jimin
He seems like he might be good in bed

Yoongi
No way in hell!

Yoongi
You're mine

Yoongi
Okay maybe I would be down for a threesome, but you're still all mine

Jimin
A threesome with Tae...

Hobi
GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hobi
I'm still fucking here

Hobi
Sorry but I'm not that interested in your sex life so please keep that stuff private

Hobi
Also are you actually thinking about having a threesome with the guy who's number you want to give to me?

Yoongi
Maybe?

Yoongi
Foursome?

Jimin
Not with Hobi!!!!

Yoongi
Did you only reject the part of Hobi being the fourth one, just now?

Jimin
What's wrong with that?

Jimin
I want some juicy stories to tell in case I play truth or dare

Hobi
I'm so facepalming right now

Yoongi
Same

Hobi
I thought you were the one who was at fault for Jimin becoming less and less innocent

Yoongi
Trust me that guy was far from innocent right from the start

Jimin
Would you mind talking behind my back where I can't hear you?

A/N

I just wanna say that Yoongi and Jimin often joke around in a way that might not be too obvious or may seem like they are serious but they are jokes. The whole threesome thing is more of a joke than serious for example.

Although... small spoiler... there will be a threesome<3