Fanfiction chliché

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Jimin
How is Hawaii?

Yoongi
Awesome~

Yoongi
Although it's not the most creative holiday location to come up with... but still pretty cool

Jimin
And you still get paid for it

Yoongi
It's not all that easy but yeah

Yoongi
I'm earning a bunch of money by going on holidays

Jimin
So jealous...

Yoongi
Don't be XD

Yoongi
Maybe we can go for Italy or something together someday

Yoongi
How is everything going with Kyung?

Jimin
Sickly sweet

Jimin
I bet he's cheating on me

Jimin
And it's so funny

Yoongi
I mean

Yoongi
Wouldn't be surprised

Yoongi
Are you going to confront him about it?

Jimin
Of course not

Jimin
Watching him sneaking around 'behind my back', doing his best to hide it from me is way too funny to watch

Jimin
No way I would ruin the fun

Yoongi
You're not really better though

Jimin
Yeah but it was pretty obvious from the beginning neither of us are taking this "relationship" serious

Jimin
It doesn't even hurt or annoy me

Jimin
As I said it's simply funny

Jimin
Both of us don't really care about the other as a person

Jimin
Btw you're a lot better in bed... how unexpected

Jimin
We are not really anything with a label and I really enjoy it, but you betraying would hurt me ten times more

Jimin
Cause at least you're honest

Jimin
And I actually care about you

Jimin
Still there?

Jimin
Good night

Yoongi
Ah sorry

Yoongi
I was kind of interrupted

Yoongi
Client._.

Yoongi
It's super weird to say this, but I actually care about you a lot as well

Yoongi
Even with all I'm usually saying your super cute and I love your character

Yoongi
How can someone be as sarcastic and direct, when it comes to sex as me?

Yoongi
And you were super shy in the beginning

Jimin
I had the best teacher~

Yoongi
I thought you were already going to sleep?

Jimin
I thought so as well

Jimin
Guess I didn't lol

Yoongi
Also you're way to relatable

Jimin
Wanna continue being super romantic?

Yoongi
Should I?

Jimin
Of course

Jimin
I'm always down for some cliché romance

Yoongi
Yeah sure cause we are cliché

Jimin
We are a fanfiction cliché

Jimin
The virgin and the prostitute

Jimin
The only thing missing would be us acting all in love and realizing that we can't sleep with anyone anymore because our love has gotten too strong

Yoongi
And in a super dramatic scene I would try to break of contact with you in order to keep my job and to get rid of my feelings

Jimin
And I would end up super hurt and go to another country

Yoongi
And I would turn up at your front door after a couple of months telling you about me realizing that I have been in love with you all the time and want to be with you forever

Jimin
And I would probably already have a new boyfriend and would be pregnant with your child

Yoongi
Uhm... sure that you're not going overboard?

Jimin
Come on it's a fanfiction someone has to become pregnant

Yoongi
I don't feel comfortable about this

Jimin
And you did about everything else?

Jimin
I'm amused

Yoongi
Maybe

Jimin
So you're down for some super dramatic romance

Yoongi
Anytime

Yoongi
Let the drama begin~

Jimin
Lmao

Jimin
Anytime

Jimin
Btw

Jimin
I'm

Jimin
Uhm

Jimin
Kinda pent up cause you haven't been around for some time

Jimin
Mind if I call you?

Yoongi
Awwwwww

Yoongi
My cute horny baby is becoming needy

Jimin
Kyung is so much beneath your level I'm suffering

Jimin
And flings kind of are super boring

Jimin
I miss your moaning

Jimin
And sassy remarks

Jimin
And laughing even tho we're in the middle of sex

Yoongi
You sound super in love

Jimin
Where is the boundary between in love and close friends

Jimin
Not sure, but sex still is awesome

Yoongi
I LOVE the way you're thinking

Yoongi
So uncomplicated XD

Yoongi
Who even needs labels such as love

Yoongi
Just enjoy the others presence and enjoy your time together without setting up rules

Jimin
So down for some phone sex?

Jimin
I mean nice that you think the same way, but this thing here is kind of starting to hurt

Yoongi
How about facetime?

Jimin
Sure<3

A/N

I'm back in the middle of the schoolyear so I won't be as active as I was the last couple of days, but don't worry... you'll get what you want~

(Edit: Old statement. My regular updates will continue💜)

Can I just mention that there are 69 reads rn? XDD

(Edit: That shit ^ is still funny af somehow. I'm such a child)