Viper Question and Answer

Tony: What is this place?

Jade: I told you, it's the Interview Building. At least that's what Flair calls it.

Clint: Right, and you met two other girls, from different dimensions here? Flair and Becca?

Jade: Yup.

Natasha: I've seen some pretty weird stuff, but this, this I find hard to believe.

Jade: Well believe it. We're all in one story about me. There's hundreds more involving you guys out there.

Bruce: How is this possible?

Jade: I don't get what's so hard to grasp. You live with a God from another realm.

Thor: Yes, but it is all in the same dimension.

Jade: Which institutes that there are other dimensions. Just because you've never witnessed it, doesn't mean it's not there.

Tony: Okay, I have no problem with the other dimensions, actually gives me some ideas, but what you're telling me is, these two girls that you met, are both dating me? If that is true, when can I meet them?

Jade: Never. Yeah, you're dating them, well actually, Becca's Tony was kinda a dick and they recently broke up, but beside the point. You are never going to meet them, cause I'm sure that'd jack up the space time continum or something.

Steve: Then who's the girl with fox ears and nine tails?

Peter: Yeah, and the other one with brown hair?

Jade: What?

Becca: I'm telling you Flair, I doubt she's here.

Flair: No, no, no, Ashley read that she was having a Q/A, so she's gotta be here.

Jade: What are you guys doing here?

Flair: Told ya!

Becca: *Hands Flair 10$* We wanted to congragulate you on your first interview!

Tony: I thought you said I was never going to meet them?

Becca: What the hell are you doing here?! *Slaps Tony*

Jade: *Stops Becca from mauling Tony to pieces* No, no, this is my Tony. Remember he don't know a thing sweetheart.

Becca: Don't call me that and uh, sorry.

Tony: Damn, what did I do?

Flair: Broke her heart, and if you do anything to Jade, I will personally dissect you with my teeth.

Tony: *Gulps* Okay, okay.

Jade: Calm down, Flair. Besides, he's got a girlfriend, this won't be an Avengers/Iron Man fanfic. That's you two.

Becca: Where was that when my Tony was being such a jackass!

Flair: Look if I ever see your Tony I'll be sure to pumble him into dust.

Jade: Don't mind me getting in on that action too.

Natasha: You know I think I like these two.

Jade: Of course you do. You and them are practically best friends in their worlds.

Flair: Forget that. I told you you'd like them!

Jade: Who said anything about me liking them? I can barely tolerate them.

Becca: Oh no, you'll all be hanging out soon enough. You just wait.

Jade: Joy.

Becca: Well, we'll let you warm up to each other. Later Jade!

Flair: Yeah, and remember, just give them a chance.

Steve: You know we're all right here.

Becca: Oh, have you seen Lillian, Steve?

Steve: Who?

Jade: No! Like I said last time, no more new people. I think they've seen plenty. *Pushes everyone to room*

Becca: Fine, see ya next time.

Flair: Yeah, and seriously Jade. Talk to them. Get to know them. They aren't that bad.

Jade: Bye guys! *Closes door*

Steve: What was all that about?

Jade: I told you, Becca and Tony split so now she's pissed at him. And they have their own stories. Now, questions!!

@Wish_i_was_a_dragon -

Jade: If you could get any tattoo for any fan fiction, what would it be?

Jade: Well, I'm only aware of Becca's and Flair's, so probably a pokeball with a ninetails in it, or a Silver Raven. Ooo, yeah and it could be like on my shoulder blade, or foot! That'd be cool.

If you could get a tattoo of any person in the world, who would it be?

Jade: Ummmmmmm... Well, damn, I don't know. A person? Isn't that kinda creepy?

Clint: Hey, Stark didn't you meet a guy last year with a tattoo of your face?

Tony: Oh, God not this again.

Natasha: Yeah, yeah and it was based off of a doll he made of you.

Jade: Okay, what?

Clint: Yeah, last year, Tony had met a guy who had his face tattooed on his arm. Man, it was hilarious!

Tony: It didn't even look like me! It was more like a Mexican Scott Baio! I mean, if you’re gonna get a tattoo of yours truly, might as well make it look realistic.

Jade: Really?! Oh man that's good! Is there a picture? Oh I have to see this!

Tony: Just answer the stupid question!

Jade: Geez! Okay, okay... I don't know, I guess if I had to get a tattoo of a person it'd be... Um, my dad, or mom? With like a cross, or maybe a dove? Probably on my calf. But, that's probably not what you're looking for. So, probably Iron Buns over here, just to peeve him off even more.

Tony: Oh, be original!

What traits would you like in a guy?

Jade: ...

Tony: Yeah, Handsy, what turns you on?

Peter: Um, yeah, what, what do you look for in a guy?

Jade: ... Uh, I guess smart, funny, um cut-

Clint: Okay, you can't answer that with generic stuff that every girl wants in a guy.

Jade: Well sorry, I haven't exactly had a lot of experience in that department.

Tony: Wait, so you've never, you know... Uh, what do you call it Cap, fondue?

Steve: When will you let that go?

Tony: Never, and back to Handsy.

Jade: Fondue?

Steve: Forget it.

Jade: ...Okay...? Well, if I have to get all deep with you people, I guess... He has to be able to make me smile. Like even if I'm in the bitchiest mood. Same interests, I guess. Not all the same obviously, cause that's boring, but open to liking the same things. Aware of my past, meaning I can trust him enough to tell him and then he'd accept and understand it all. And he'd have to put up with my weirdness. No, enjoy it, and be weird with me.

Bruce: Weirdness?

Peter: Oh, you'll see.

Tony: Okay, now physical.

Jade: Really?

*Everyone nods*

Jade: Fine. Well, bigger than me.

Thor: Which isn't a difficult feat. *Chuckle*

Jade: *Glares* Anyway, I don't know, I don't really have a type... um muscular, can keep up with me, I guess I like taller guys. ...

*Everyone gestures to continue*

Jade: Well, I guess I'm partial to black and blond hair, and blue and brown eyes. Happy?

Peter: Yup.

Tony: *Snicker* Oh yeah.

Jade: *Eye roll*

What is your favorite type of food?

Clint: Oh, oh lemme guess! Snails!

Jade: You just said the first French food you could think of, didn't you?

Clint: No! Why I never! That, my dear lady, was a legitimate presumption!

Jade: Uh, huh. And to answer your question, I love Italian. But, always enjoy some crab, or these pastries my parents and I would get every Sunday morning. *Stares off into space as if thinking of something*

Peter: Jade?

Jade: Huh? Oh, um, sorry, just thinking of something.

Thor: Perhaps Lady Viper was day dreaming of her time in France before her imprisonment?

Jade: *Blush* ... Uh, yeah, Sir Thor would be correct.

Bruce: Care to share?

Jade: Nope!

Steve: Okay, next question.

If you were to have a game of paintball, who would you put on your team?

Jade: Yes! Now here's a question I can answer! Okay, so Wolverine, Ka-Zar,

Natasha: Wait, how do you know them?

Jade: Yeah, SHIELD security kinda needs to get better. Anyway, Ka-Zar, Tobias Eaton, Westley, Morgan Freeman, and Big Bird sitting next to me.

Clint: What?

Jade: Dude your aim is some of the best I've ever seen, you're on my paintball team.

Clint: Okay...

Peter: *Laughing* I can't believe you said Four and Westley.

Natasha: Westley?

Jade: From The Princess Bride.

Steve and Thor: What?

Jade: What?! You guys haven't shown them The Princess Bride?! Okay, when we get back to the tower I'm sitting you two down to watch it, okay? Okay.

Tony: Okay, okay I get Logan, Legolas and Ka-Zar, even that guy from Divergent and Westley, but why Morgan Freeman?

Jade: Someone has to narrate my team kicking ass.

Thor: I still don't understand. Who is this Princess Bride?

Jade: Okay, The Princess Bride is single handedly one of the best movies ever. And you two *gestures to Steve and Thor* and I are watching it when we get back. Oh, you'll love it!

Steve: Yeah, but what's it about?

Natasha: I think we can figure this out later, next!

@belle_nuit -

(I'm assuming these are for me. And no, the characters will not be aware of my answering)

What happened to Luc?

So, as the story progresses, you will get to know the personality of Luc. He eventually escaped 1 year before Jade did.

What was Jade's relationship with Luc, other than them being assassins together?

Jade had met Luc when she was 16 and he was 17. After being forced to spend every waking moment together over their 6 months of training, they grew to love each other. Luc was Jade's first true love, and being on missions all the time and sharing the same cell, that love grew. Yes, Luc and Jade did eventually do... "it", but everything will be further explained later in the story. On missions they would either be a couple, siblings, or would be related some other way. Whatever they had to do for the mission.

Who is Jade going to be shipped with?

Ok, now I'm not just going to spoil the story like that. I will tell you who I thought about (and boy did this cause some brain damage), but I won't just straight up tell you. The people I considered Jade ending up with are Peter, Steve, and Luc. Again, you will find out as the story continues. For now, go ahead and tell me who you want Jade to end up with.

@bookloversdie -

How is Jade going to cope being trained and living in the same tower as Romanoff?

Jade: With a lot of alcohol.

Tony: None of mine.

Jade: Oh please, you're practically your own warehouse of booze! Oh, and Red, know that I'm not gonna just start doing "girl things" with you. I'm not like that.

Natasha: Well I'd hope not. What do you think I do?

Jade: I don't know, girl things? I've never had you know, a "girlfriend" before.

Natasha: Well, neither have I.

Tony: Really? Oh now that's just sad. You know what, you 2 are going out with Pepper when she gets back.

Jade: Who's Pepper?

Bruce: Tony's girlfriend and CEO of Stark Industries.

Peter: Oh yeah, you'll love her. She's super nice.

Jade: Well I'd be happy to meet the bitch that can keep up with Metal Head.

Tony: Hey!

Jade: What? I'm just saying if Tony's dating her she has to be hot, and is probably prissy. Am I wrong?

Tony: Well, yeah she’s hot, but she's not a priss or a bitch. She's beautiful, and smart and the greatest women I've ever met.

Jade: Woah, did not see that coming. Looks like the Tin Man does have a heart.

Steve: Hey, you called him Tony, instead of Stark.

Jade: Huh?

Peter: Yeah, you did! You must be warming up to them!

Clint: Awwww, Viper is nice!

Jade: What?! No I'm not! I will destroy you all!

Thor: No you won't.

Jade: ... Okay, well maybe you guys aren't that bad, but I'm not exactly happy about living in the tower. I'm not just going to warm up to you just like that.

Bruce: Well we wouldn't expect you to. You've been through a lot and we cannot exactly understand that, but accept it.

Natasha: Yeah, and know, that we aren't exactly happy to have you around either.

Clint: Oh, c'mon Nat, it won't be that bad. Besides we're training her. You love training noobs.

Jade: Hey! I am not a noob. Maybe to SHIELD yeah, but not to fighting. I did practically hand you your asses, twice now.

Steve: Those were two measly squabbles. You've never been in a serious fight, we'll teach you how to handle it all.

Jade: Okay I may not have saved the planet, but I can carry my own. I don't need to be taught anything.

Natasha: We'll see when we start training.

Peter: Oh c'mon guys, give her a break. You still don't know her the way I do. Once you do, you'll all start to at least tolerate each other, maybe even become friends.

Jade: You're right, Pete, I'll... try to be "nice."

Steve: I'm sure it won't be that bad.

Jade: Yeah, as long as you don't come in when I'm showering again.

Tony/Peter/Clint/Bruce/Thor/Natasha: WHAT?!

Steve: *Face couldn't be redder* Well, who doesn't bring their clothes into the bathroom with them?!

Jade: People who think they'll be alone when they go to get said clothes.

Peter: Okay, woah woah woah, what happened?

Steve: Tasha told me to go get Leiton and when I got to her room Jarvis told me she was showering. I waited in her room, but apparently she didn't bring her clothes in the bathroom, so she walked out in just a towel.

Jade: Yeah, and Spangles over here couldn't have been more awkward, by bumping into me and making me fall.

Steve: But I caught you!

Jade: Oh, you’re just lucky the stupid towel stayed up! ... Although being as close as we were really let me see how pretty your eyes are...

*Everyone stares at Jade* What?

Jade: What?

Thor: I think you spoke your thoughts, Lady Viper...

Steve: You... what?

Clint: *Practically dying of laughter* You think… Cap's eyes are... pretty!

Tony: *Unable to make snarky comment because he's laughing too hard*

Jade: What!?!?!? No!! Pfft, what?

Bruce: That's what you said.

Jade: *Tips Clint back in his chair, smack's Tony upside the head, sits back down and avoids eye contact with everyone at all costs*

Peter: ... So, um... next question...?

@Marvel_Mockingjays -

Jade: So.... first of all I want to congratulate you on your new job and I know you're going to do brilliantly.

Jade: Why thank you. At least someone is happy for me.

Peter: Hey! I'm happy!

Second of all I'm curious who exactly on the team are you infatuated with? Steve? Peter? Anyone? Cuz it almost seems like some of them *cough* Steve *cough* are in denial for their own feelings... or I'm just praying that they are.

Jade: Well I guess Peter... I mean I actually enjoy being around him, and he doesn't, you know, hate me.

Peter: Why would I hate you?

Jade: No, I'm saying they hate me. *Gestures to everyone else in room*

Steve: We don't hate you Jade, we just agree with your way of life.

Jade: That's the same thing.

Tony: So Cap, you're in denial of your feelings?

Steve: What? No, what feelings?

Clint: The feelings for Leiton. After all, you went out of your way to make sure she knew that you don't hate her, and you called her Jade.

Steve: What?

Jade: He what?

Thor: I agree with Clint. Steve, you seem to try and make sure Lady Viper is in the least not infuriated with you.

Natasha: I think Steve’s just trying to be polite. After all he grew up in an era where he was taught to treat a women with respect, no matter how much he didn’t want to.

Jade: Thank you?

Steve: Thank you Tasha. I don’t have feelings for Leiton. We’ve all been ordered to live and train with her. I’d like to keep it as nothing else.

Jade: Sitting right here. Seriously, right here.

Bruce: I believe this was Jade’s question.

Jade: Okay… Well like I said, Peter is the only one I consider a friend, I’m not gonna say that I don’t want that with anyone else, but I’d prefer it not be with people who have tried to kill me.

Clint: Oh we’ve never tried to kill you.

Jade: Tell that to the redhead that shot at me.

Natasha: Oh I wasn’t trying to kill you. And you shot at me too.

Jade: Again, defense, and I wasn’t aiming anywhere fatal. I’ve told you people, I don’t want to kill, I’ve only done so when it was ordered. And don’t tell me that you haven’t either.

…

Bruce: So, next question?

Peter: How excited are you that Jade's one of the good guys now?

Jade: Whoa whoa whoa, I never said I was a “good guy.”

Clint: Hate to tell you, but you kinda did when you said you’d be a part of SHIELD.

Jade: … Shut up, Big Bird.

Peter: Anyway… I do think Jade’s one of the good guys, no matter what she says, and I am very happy. I can’t wait to train with her and eventually go on missions.

Jade: Wait, I’ll go on missions?

Natasha: What do you think being an agent means?

Jade: I don’t know, saving New York and other big cities every once and a while from psychos?

Steve: It’s much more than that, and besides that’s what Avengers do and we didn’t even want to work together in the first place.

Peter: Yeah, they didn’t want me here either.

Thor: I think we can all agree we are grateful for you being here though Peter.

Jade: Okay, well what would I be doing then?

Peter: I imagine after training, Fury will most likely start you off on level 1. Although I’m sure with your experience he’ll soon move you up to level 5 or 6. At least that’s where I started.  Missions were usually dealing with problems minor criminals were causing, or undercover things. Although Clint and Nat are the ones who deal mostly in undercover.

Jade: Well in that case, I can’t wait to be a good guy.

Peter: This is awesome! Oh and you’ll kick ass at training.

Natasha: Let’s not get carried away.

Thor: Yes, Lady Viper puts up a good fight, but she has yet to see us at our prime.

Jade: You do realize you’re all on the news all the time and I own a TV. Plus I’ve been through all your files.

Everyone: What?

Jade: What?

Clint: You just said you’ve see-

Jade: Whoo! Can’t wait for training! Next question!!

Tony: This is really random but if you go jumping across to alternate dimensions and meet a woman by the name of Rebecca Banner, I strongly suggest you run and run fast. Just Forrest Gump it and run like hell cuz she's not exactly happy with the Tony Stark population at the moment.

Tony: Yeah, thanks, that would have been good information about 20 minutes ago.

Bruce: Rebecca Banner?

Jade: Did I forget to mention that? Yeah, you see Becca is your half-sister, Brucey.

Bruce: What, but ho-

Jade: Tony! Any more thoughts?

Tony: Yeah, what exactly did I do?

Jade: Well, Becca and you were fighting and you kinda screwed up and said that all of it was worthless and meant nothing.

Tony: ... What the hell is wrong with me?!

Clint: Oh I can answer tha-

Tony: Rhetorical Big Bird!

Jade: Hey that's my nickname!

Natasha: Aw look they're starting to use each other's nicknames.

Jade and Tony: Can it!

Jade: Okay this needs to stop.

Tony: Yeah too weird...

Steve: I for one think it's adorable that you folded Jade's clothes for her but question; do you like her? Truthfully?

Everyone but Jade and Steve: You what?

Jade: Okay, he didn't fold my clothes, he just folded my socks and lined my boots up nicely... It was actually very sweet.

Everyone but Jade and Steve, again: What?

Steve: Yeah, what?

Jade: Okay, I believe this is your question! Answer it Flag Boy!

Steve: Huh, Flag Boy's new...

Clint: That's not answering the question.

Tony: Yeah, give a little insight, Capsicle.

Jade: Capsicle? Oh now that's good. I'll have to use that.

Tony: Hey that's my nickname!

Jade: You used mine, now I'm using yours. Get used to it.

Peter: Okay, Steve, answer the question!

Steve: ... Well, I mean... She's not... I guess...

Natasha: Oh just spit it out already!

Thor: Yes it is simple. Do you have feelings for Lady Viper, or not?

Steve: Hey, the question was do I like Jade. Now I'm not going to shoot her down. We all saw what happened last time I did.

But to be fair to her, I shouldn't say because I still don't know her well enough to judge her.

Jade: You're temporarily pardoned.

Steve: What?

Bruce: She wants to know too. Oh and you called her Jade by the way.

Peter: Yeah, you did. Now Jade has given you permission to talk about her. I suggest you do so, cause you don't get passes like that often.

Steve: ... Well...

Jade: Steve... Just answer.

Steve: *Whispers to himself* You called me... *Normal voice* I'm not going to say she's a horrible person, like I first assumed she was. Peter obviously cares for her and that's enough judgment right there for me to determine that she's an okay person. I... I would like to know Jade more personally now that she'll be living at the tower...

Tony: Well, with that said and done, what do you think about her, you know... *gestures to Jade's body in general*

Steve: What?

Jade: Excuse me? If you're insinuating he give his opinion on my appearance, then by all means say so.

Tony: Oh come on Handsy, it's not like he's gonna say anything bad. It's obvious we all know you're gorgeous.

Jade: What?

Peter: He's right. When you took off your mask on the jet when we first captured you, everyone was awestruck.

Thor: Tis true Lady Viper, you exceeded all of our expectations with your looks.

Jade: Again I utter, what?

Natasha: They're saying that we expected you to be different. Not exactly ugly, but not as innocent as you do look.

Frankly I pictured you with a huge scar across your face and black hair.

Jade: Okay... Well in that case, what do you think Spangles?

Steve: Well, I don't think looks are that important, but if you must know, I prefer brunettes.

Clint: That's not what she asked.

Jade: You know what, I'm done with this question. I don't care what you all think of me because believe it or not, I'm living with you now. So when I show you up, don't sit there and think "But I thought..." because chances are you're wrong.

*Slightly awkward silence*

Steve: Look Leiton, it's clear that we have the most tension, so what do you say to burying the hatchet we somehow managed to create. I'll give you a chance, if you give the team one.

Jade: I'll hold you to that Capsi- ... Steve.

Steve: Alright then, deal. Jade.

Do you know an assassin by the name of Lillian Nightshade or Nightingale?

Steve: Is that the Lillian Rebecca was talking about?

Jade: Yeah, she’s one of Becca’s friends.

Steve: Is she a criminal too? And does she have long brown hair and brown eyes?

Jade: … Yeah… I think so…

Steve: Oh yeah, I talked to her right outside this building last week.

Everyone: What?!

Jade: I thought you didn’t know what this place was?

Steve: I thought it was just another building. But yes, she had walked out and looked lost, so I offered to help. She almost started crying when she saw me and when she started confessing her love to me, I told her she might have mistaken me with someone else. She cursed and walked back into the building.

Jade: Well, Becca did say Nightingale did need to talk to Captain America. I thought she meant hers. Maybe there’s another story out there….

Me: Okay, well now that that part is over……. Moving on.

@icespade – Wow. I would like to know what happens next, please continue.

Jade: Yeah, what is gonna happen next? I’d kinda like to know what it’s gonna be like to live with super heroes.

Tony: Well I’d like to know what it’s going to be like to live with Handsy here.

Me: Well um, I can’t just tell you, that’d kinda ruin the story.

Clint: I’m okay with that.

Me: Okay, well you aren’t a fan of this book. I’m sure if I just spoiled Hunger Games for you, you’d mind.

Clint: You wouldn’t dare.

Me: (My readers who haven’t started Mockingjay 1 get your shit together 2 don’t read this next line) Peeta gets hijacked and every memory he has about Katniss is replaced by evil thoughts that make him want to kill her. She also shoots Coin instead of Snow.

Clint: YOU MONSTER!!! YOU ARE A MONSTER!!!

*Everyone laughs*

Jade: How have you not finished the Hunger Games series?

Clint: I’VE BEEN BUSY!

Me: Do you still want me to spoil this story for everyone reading?

Clint: NO! NO! TRUST ME. YOU DON’T WANT TO LIVE WHAT I JUST LIVED THROUGH.

Me: So you all see my point?

*Reluctantly Everyone*: Yeah…

Me: I promise nothing that bad will happen for like 5 more chapters.

Everyone: WHAT?!?!!?!?

You: WHAT?!?!?!

Me: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

@ThenaOdinson –

Steve: Soooooo you know fangirls are willing to see you and Jade. What are your thoughts on her? Like open up your big good heart.

Steve: Haven’t we been over this?

Clint: The people want what they want.

Steve: Oh and fangirls?

Jade: Dude we-I mean they, they are crazy at times.

Tony: Yeah and if they’re okay with you and Handsy together then, *sarcasm in 3… 2… 1…* by golly it’s meant to be!

Natasha: What would they’re ship name be?

Tony: Oh, oh! Pick me! Me!

Natasha: Your thoughts, Tony?

Tony: Okay so we have Handsy and Capsicle/Spangles so there’s Handsicle, Capsy, or Spandsy!

Thor: I think you may be one of these… fangirls, Tony.

Me: Hhhhhmmmmm those are all well and fine, Tony, but, uh, it’s a bit too early to be thinking about ship names, don’t cha think?

Jade: Yeah, uh, yeah. I agree. In fact, I think the end of this story will still be too early for me to be shipped with, Capsicle.

Tony: Whatever. So Cap, if you’re this “gentleman” and all, why don’t you answer the question?

Steve: Haven’t I already?

Bruce: Technically. But as it is being asked again, another answer is due.

Steve: *Irritated glare at room* Well, as stated earlier, I would like to know Jade better seeing as Peter trusts and cares for her. She must be worth the time.

Jade: Awwwww, I think that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me! *Note the sarcasm*

Steve: Look, I’m trying to be nice. If you can’t take the compliment then-

Jade: You call that a compliment!? I’m surprised you didn’t off yourself just saying that, because it sure looked like you wanted to!

Steve: Fine! If you really want to know what I think about you, then I think you’re a rude, arrogant woman who uses her past as an excuse for every dumb ass stunt she’s pulled!

Everyone: *Stunned and staring at Steve in shock*

Jade:  Well, I imagine that’s easy to say when you got to grow up normally. I don’t care if you were an ice cube for 70 years. Your life didn’t change until you made the decision to change it. My life was taken from me! I was forced away from my family, to grow up, and kill! Oh, but not before I was sold like a piece of meat and had to be a slave. But of course life didn’t feel like that was good enough, so life decided to shit on me again and make me a lab rat for evil, inhuman people that tested on me so often it now looks like I’ve been addicted to heroin for years! *Eyes start to water* Do you honestly think I wanted to be like this!?! I hate myself for who I am! I wish I could have done things differently, but when you’re traumatized so much you pass out whenever the thoughts get so bad, there’s not much you can do! So, yeah, I’m rude, arrogant and do use my past to explain most things, but I’m rude because that’s the only way I can defend myself against people who hate me. I’m arrogant, because I could have turned out a lot worse pal and you better be happy I’m not tearing out your esophagus right now. And I try not to use what happened to me as an excuse, why do you think I didn’t what you to know!? So yeah, I am probably everything you think I am, but obviously I’m better than you because I haven’t said one bad thing about you. And you know what, no one’s perfect!! I only know the facts. Opinions are things you earn when you get to know someone and frankly you learn a lot about someone when they assume everything about you. Opinions are not entitled to you right when you glance at someone. *Realizes tears have pooled over and vigorously wipes them away*

Peter: … Jade… *Pulls Jade into hug*

Jade: *Leaves arms at side and quietly cries into Peter’s shirt*

Steve: *Hesitates, but eventually reaches for Jade’s shoulder* I’m sorry. You’re right. It wasn’t in my place to say that. I… I actually think it’s terrible what happened to you. I wish… I wish I could have done something that would have prevented it. I wish I could trust you and be able to protect you.

Jade: *Turns towards Steve* At least you’ve finally realized that, jackass.

Steve: *Appears hurt*

Thor: Even I saw that one coming Steve.

Natasha: … Sooo… Moving on…

Tony: Since it is Christmas season can you buy me a ticket to see this amazing author over here?

Me: Awwwwwwwww

Tony: I believe this is my question.

Me: Okay, well if it weren’t for me, we wouldn’t be here right now. I don’t think you wanna play this game, Tony. Author always wins.

Tony: Oh really, cause last time I checked genius, billionaire was always a good card to play.

Me: And suddenly Tony felt sharp pains in the small of his back, as if he were being stabbed.

Tony: *Begins flailing in chair* AAAAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! OKAY, OKAY! YOU WIN!!

Me: I always do. The pain Tony was victimized by, ceased and he instantly felt better.

Tony: Oooooo, that’s better.

Me: Teehee. Continue.

Tony: Thank you. Now, @ThenaOdinson, do you really wanna meet this chick? I mean, she just did that ^^^ Imagine what she’d do to you.

Me: Oh, but would you look at that, Tony immediately was flat on his back as the Thor lifted him out of his chair and hurled him to the ground, causing many bones to crack on impac-

Tony: Okay! I mean, yes I would love to get you a ticket to meet this wonderful beautiful human being who is kind and generous and should be worshipped by all!!

Me: Tee… wait for it… a-hee!

Thor: I AM YOUR DAUGHTER AND YOU ABANDONDED ME. AGAIN. D;

Jade: Okay, your SHIELD file said nothing about that…

Peter: You have a kid? Wait, who’s the mother? Does Jane know?!

Thor: *Completely ignores Peter* My lady, I assure you, I have no clue what you mean. Although I’m sure you are a wonderful person, I don’t believe I am your father. And I of course would never abandon such an outstanding girl. If I did ever cause you fowl meanings or harm, please accept my apologies, for I am truly sorry that you have been so badly wronged.

Jade: See that’s what a gentleman says. Also that might be another one of these dimension things.

Natasha: That would make the most sense.

Thor: What a horrible fate…

Jade: You have to admit, that does seem like a pretty good plot.

Natasha: when is the wedding? *wiggles eyebrows*

Natasha: What?

Everyone: WHAT?!

Clint: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! I’LL SHOVE AN ARROW IN HIS EYE, I’LL-

Clint: You guys know what I mean. *high fives Tony* CLINTASHA!

Clint: Oh… That’s… That’s…

Natasha: That’s not a thing…

Steve: The people want what they want.

Jade: Yeah, nice ship name too… Clintasha.

Tony: Good high five by the way, stung a little too. Oh, and it’s kinda obvious guys.

*Everyone nods in agreement*

Thor: We shall have a grand celebration in the name of CLINTASHA!

Natasha: No! No, that’s not happening. We’re *Points in between her and Clint* not a thing!

Clint: But let’s say if we were, would you prefer a summer or winter wedding?

Natasha: WE’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!

Jade: This seems to be getting you a bit, edgy. Does this make you uncomfortable Red?

Natasha: What, no, it’s… it’s, just…

Jade: Riiiiggghhhttt… I’ll let you get back to me on that one… NEXT!

By the way Happy New Year you guys!!

Tony: Wait, New Year’s passed and I’m still sober?

Steve: Well that’s a first… 

A/N Okay so first, HAPPY 2015 GUYS!!! Here's to more reads, frequent updates, and hopefully a wonderful story that you all enjoy!!!

Second, the picture attached is just another picture of Emily Bett Rickards, or Jade.  

Now, I hope I did all of your questions justice. I tried to make everything funny, serious, and keep you guys wanting more! Again, don't worry if you didn't get to ask your question now, I will be doing hopefully several more of these through out the book. 

Please let me know if you enjoyed this! I loved reading all the comments on the last chapter, it made me so happy!!!  

But seriously guys, I am so grateful for each and every one of you out there reading. I honestly didn't think this book would get so big, so fast. It literally all started when I couldn't sleep one Saturday night and I decided to write down my thoughts at 1 in the morning. When my friends read it and encouraged me to continue, I did. Then all the books on wattpad I love inspired a cover idea, and then one random night, I decided to upload. I bug almost all of my friends to read my drafts and help me, just so I can feel I'm at least pleasing you all. So when I had such a good response to this, I just... I didn't know what to feel. I was overwhelmed, joyed, and all around happy. I wish I could say more, but I've talked enough. Thank you, and I'll see you all with the next chapter. I love you all!!

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