*in a very crowded room*

Friend 1: oh no

Friend 2: what?

Friend 1: Vintage is gone again

Friend 2: *sighs* you know what to do

Friend 1: *clears throat* EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN

Me: *burst through crowd* LAFAYETTE!!!!!

Friend 1: found her

Friend 2: *facepalms*