Weather Sword cursed for the first time

Weather Sword: My niece cursed for the first time the other day, I didn't get mad. We were watching Spongebob right? Something happened to Patrick, out of nowhere she got mad. She's like.

Cotton Cloud: "SH!T!"

Weather Sword: I said "wait what, what you say?" She's like.

Cotton Cloud: "SH!T THEY GOT PATRICK WEATHER SWORD, YOU AIN'T WATCHING!?"

Weather Sword: "Woah, alright".

Weather Sword: Here's why I didn't give an attitude. I'm gonna tell you why I didn't give an attitude, ok? I didn't get an attitude cuz I remember my first time cussing, my first time cussing was that my mom smack me in front of my friends. My friends was over my house, I'm downstairs we playing, have a good time. My mom come down stairs, she said.

Stormy Cloud: "Hey, I told you to keep it down. You don't run this house, I do okay? With that being said, that's it, you're done! Go to bed"

Weather Sword: And slapped me. Set me up to my room, you know you get smacked when you're a kid, you get hyped. You get by yourself.

Weather Sword: "YOU WON'T SMACK ME B*TCH! IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS! YOU WON'T SMACK ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS!"

Stormy Cloud covers his ear since his daughter is screaming.

Weather Sword: I was being emotional, I was emotional a** kid.

Weather Sword: "I'M RUNNING AWAY, THAT'S IT!"

Weather Sword: I packed the bag and everything, you know the times I packed the bag with a toy, I packed the bag with one toy.

Weather Sword: "I'M OUT, I'M SICK OF IT! ME AND HEE MAN ARE OUT!"

Weather Sword: My mom gave me a permission to cursed one time. One time he gave me a permission to cursed. I'm in school, I'm being bad my teacher got mad said.

Glass Marble: "Weather Sword come here".

Weather Sword: Somebody comes of the front class. He wrote a note stapled the note in my chest and said.

Glass Marble: "Make sure your mother read the note".

Weather Sword: I get home my mother read the note, the note said 'maybe if you showed your son some more attention at home, he wouldn't act like a fool in school' right? My mom read the note, she said.

Stormy Cloud: "Let me tell you something, you tell her mind her damn business before I come down there and I beat her a**".

Weather Sword: I thought, "Okay do you want me to say it like that or do you want me to text some stuff at?"

Stormy Cloud: "What I say, tell her mind her damn business before I come down there and I beat her a**!"

Weather Sword: I said, "I heard what you say, I just wanna make sure that you telling me to say the same thing".

Stormy Cloud: "Weather Sword, if I tell you again, Imma smack the sh*t out of you".

Weather Sword: "Okay now I got it, okay I got it okay okay all right okay".

Weather Sword: Keep in mind, it's a lot of pressure all right? my mom's gave me permission to go to school to curse my teacher out. I didn't feel comfortable in this situation, so I went to practice. I want to go upstairs, I want to go over my lines, so I'm in the mirror I'm going over my lines. I'm like.

Weather Sword: "All right okay all right okay. My mom told me to tell you, to MIND YOUR DAMN- nah it's too loud, that's way too loud. That's not bilievable it's too loud".

Weather Sword: Finally I'd got over it, I get down I'm like you know what I'm gonna go to bed early, get some rest because I got a big day tomorrow I don't I don't wanna mess up. So I go to bed I wake up, get dressed, put on my pants and my shirt and I get on the school bus, all my friends see me they get hyped.

Bandana: "Oh! Weather Sword on the bus! Everybody look, Weather Sword on the bus! What up Weather Sword?"

Weather Sword: I was like "Yo not today y'all I got a lot of stuff on my mind I can't really have y'all throwing me off".

Weather Sword: And my friend was like.

Bandana: "What you talking about?"

Weather Sword: "I can't really get into it, all I can say tell y'all is that it's about to go down".

Weather Sword: She's like.

Bandana: "What?"

Weather Sword: I said, "Look man, it's about to go down, just be behind me when I walk in class".

Weather Sword: He was like.

Bandana: "Alright cool".

Weather Sword: I walk in class, Sir Glass Marble my teacher, he starts speaking everybody.

Glass Marble: "Hello, good morning, good morning, hello, hello, good morning".

Weather Sword: He seen me, he's like.

Glass Marble: "Weather Sword".

Weather Sword: I said "Sir Glass Marble".

Weather Sword: He said.

Glass Marble: "Did your mother read the note?"

Weather Sword: I said, "Yes I did".

Weather Sword: She said.

Glass Marble: "What did your mother say?"

Weather Sword: I took a deep breath, I looked at my friends I was like, "It's about to go down". I said.

Weather Sword: "Well uh, my mom told me to tell you, to MIND YOUR DAMN MOTHERF*CKING BUSINESS B*TCH! YOU LITTLE STUPID B*TCH! YOU DUMB TEACHER B*TCH! 2 + 2 MATH DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F*CK IT IS B*TCH! CROSS-EYED CRYING DOWN YOUR BACK FAT FOOT A** B*TCH! LONG T*DDIE NO N*PPL*S HEAD OF AN A** B*TCH!"

Weather Sword: That sh*t is crazy. My friends in the background is like.

Bandana, Cinnamon Cookie, Rose Locket: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHE SAID HE AIN'T HAVE NO N*PPL*S!!!!

Weather Sword: I got suspended, I got suspended, and my mom beat the sh*t out of me when I got home.

Stormy Cloudy: "I TOLD YOU TO SAY TWO CURSE WORDS! YOU SAID 76 THOUGH"

Weather Sword: I thought I was Samuel L. Jackson. I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERF*CKING TEACHERS TO THIS MOTHERF*CKING SCHOOL!

A/N: That's 1036 words-

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