Narrator: Hey kids! Welcome back to the wonderful show's imaginary fun, learning emporium-palooza extravaganza hour, for kids!

(I doubt that is for kids)

Red Velvet Cake: Hello kids. I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach you about them. They're the colors of all the things you see and red is me. The color of awesome things like: hearts, and roses, and mars. But most importantly-

Red Velvet Cake: Love, love, love, love, love.

Remote: Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood.

Everyone: Hooray!

Hot Cat: Hi I'm orange like mac and cheese. Let's name other orange things now if you please. You got pumpkins, tigers, and the dessert sand. Monarch Butterflies-

Remote: Prescription bottles.

Hot Cat: Are you orange friends. La, la, la, la, la, la, Cheese-

Remote: Pills.

Everyone: Hooray!

Hot Cat: What are you doing?

Remote: What I was born to do.

Golden Flower Crown: You can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun-

Remote: Jaundice!

Golden Flower Crown: You can find it on a bus, or the rays from the sun-

Remote: Jaundice!

Golden Flower Crown: If you ask me, yellow's number one-

Remote: Liver failure.

Golden Flower Crown: If you like yellow and sour, then try a lemon.

Everyone except Remote: Jaundice!

Golden Flower Crown: Dang it!

Snail Pie: I once ate a bug that was the color green. But the ER said it was a poisonous thing. So that explains why I threw up green and inside that green there were chunks of green. I bet you wish you hadn't listened to green.

Snail Pie: Hooray!

The few then cheers even though the verse is disgusting.

Badminton Racket: Why didn't you change that one?

Remote: I like that verse.

Badminton Racket: The ocean is a place where many creatures live-

Remote: Nightmares.

Badminton Racket: It's the deep blue sea-

Remote: And it'll kill you to death.

Badminton Racket: And it's too mysterious...

(Badminton Racket: *looks at him and gave him a 'wtf man' look*)

Remote: Especially if you are on titanic. So let that sink in. Pun intended.

Snail Pie: Hooray!

Starfait: Don't blow this for us man! Come on!

Remote rolls his eyes.

Starfait: Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac-

Remote pulls out a taser and tases Starfait causing him to get unconscious and fall.

Badminton Racket: Dude!

Galaxy Ship: Remote!

Everyone screams and stands back from Remote.

Snail Pie: Hooray!

Metaton Steak: I guess it's my turn. There are brown things like dirt. I, uh, can't remember the words. Please don't hurt... me.

Remote tases Metaton Steak using the taser and everyone screams while witnessing it.

Badminton Racket: Careful, careful.

Shuttlecock: White things include-

Shuttlecock tries to get the taser from Remote but he doesn't let go his grip.

Remote: All broken bones.

Shuttlecock: And doves and paper and-

Remote: And rabies' foam.

Shuttlecock: *runs away quickly from Remote* There's ivory-

Shuttlecock hid behind Badminton Racket.

Remote: Worth a lot of money, if you want to buy some then email me.

Snail Pie: Hooray! *runs away from Remote* Hooray!

Red Velvet Cake: I don't!

Badminton Racket: No!

Remote: Black is the color of emptiness, I feel it in my soul cause I'm an emotional mess.

Starfait screams and knocks him out by bumping him with force causing Remote to get knocked out.

Starfait: Take care of a body! Shove him up a kid's nose or something.

Shuttlecock: Back to normal!

Everyone cheers while the last person shows up while Badminton Racket and Shuttlecock are holding back their laughter.

Bandaid: I'm the last crayon in the box you see and the color that they assigned to me is this!

The crowd clapped their hands while the others are laughing.

Bandaid: Just think about that for one moment. Get your hands off to me.

Bandaid dropped his microphone.

Starfait tries to comfort him but Bandaid slaps his hand.

•BONUS SCENE•

Bandaid: *facing the corner in breakdown* I'm not paid enough to do this shit-

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Remote, Hot Cat, Snail Pie, Starfait, Galaxy Ship, and Metaton Steak are mah forgotten ocs-