*The school bell rings*

Students: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!

Students: You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!

The math teacher arrives and the students stopped singing.

Mr. Stitches: Okay children, let's take our seats, we have a lot to learn today.

Correction Tape who is holding Mr. Stitches as a puppet.

Correction Tape: We sure do Mr. Stitches.

Correction Tape: Okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems.

Correction Tape: *writes a first math problem* What is five times two?

None of the students raised their hands to answer.

Correction Tape: C'mon children, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Goggles raised their hand.

Correction Tape: Yes Goggles?

Goggles: Twelve?

Correction Tape: Ok, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete ******.

Goggles: (Should've known.)

Colored Pencil: (It's okay just try your best.)

Correction Tape: Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

Colored Pencil: I think I know the answer, Ms. Correction Tape.

Chips: *Mocks Colored Pencil*

Colored Pencil: Shut up fat boy!

Chips: Ay, don't call me fat you fucking smart shit!

Correction Tape: Chips! Did you just say the "F" word?

Chips: Smart shit?

Colored Pencil: No, he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass.

Correction Tape: Colored Pencil!

Chips: Why the fuck not?!

Correction Tape: Chips!

Goggles: Dude you just said fuck again!

Correction Tape: Goggles!

Dream Catcher: [Fuck!]

Correction Tape: Dream Catcher!

Chips: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

Correction Tape: How would you like to see the school counselor?

Chips: How would you like to suck my balls?

All the students in the class gasps

Correction Tape: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Chips: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually what I said was...

Chips pulls out a megaphone from under his armchair

Chips: How would you like to suck my balls, Ms. Correction Tape.

Correction Tape is now mad asf.

Goggles: Holy shit dude.

Meanwhile in the Counselor's Office

Sacred Dagger sighed while waiting for his turn

Coin Pouch: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you students, mmmkay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. I've already called in your mothers...

Colored Pencil: You called my mom!?

Coin Pouch: That's right!

Colored Pencil: Oh no, dude!

Chips: Mr. Coin Pouch, can I ask you a question?

Coin Pouch: Mmmkay, what?

Chips: What's the big fucking deal, bitch.

Goggles: Yeah!

Coin Pouch: Ugh! Well, I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, mmmkay?

Goggles: Nowhere.

Colored Pencil: Uh, we heard them from Ms. Correction Tape a few times before.

Goggles: Yeah!

Coin Pouch: Kids, I seriously doubt that Ms.. Correction Tape ever said, "Eat penguin shit you ass spelunker."

Everyone laughs at what Coin Pouch read.

Chips: Sweet!

The parents went inside the Counselors Office with a disappointed look.

Goggles: Uh oh.

Coin Pouch: Thank you all for coming on such short notice.

Floatie: This just isn't just like you, Goggles.

Alcohol Marker: What did my son say, Mr. Coin Pouch? Did he say the "S" word?

Coin Pouch: No, it was worse than that.

Alcohol Marker: The "F" word?!

Coin Pouch: Here's a short list of the things they've been saying, mmmkay?

Coin Pouch gave the short list of curse words to their parents for them to read.

Floatie: Oh dear God.

Alcohol Marker: What the heck is a rimjob?

Soda: Oh, that's when you put your legs behind your head and have somebody lick your ass.

Alcohol Marker gets angry and looks at Colored Pencil.

Alcohol Marker: Young man, you will tell Mr. Coin Pouch this instant where you heard all of these horrible phrases.

Colored Pencil: I... I...

(Chips: Lol, you're in trouble.)

Goggles: We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy!

Chips: It was the Terrance and Philip movie.

Goggles: Dude!

Chips: What? Fuck you guys, I wanna get out of here.

Alcohol Marker: Terrance and Philip? Those Canadians?

Coin Pouch: E-excuse me, what the heck is Terrance and Philip?

Alcohol Marker: Terrance and Philip are two very untalented actors from Canada. Nothing but foul language and toilet humor.

Coin Pouch: Well I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see Terrance and Philip.

Chips: Everybody fucking seen it.

Soda: Chips!

Chips: I'm sorry, I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

*At recess*

Dream Catcher: My mom hit me.

BONUS SCENE

At Chips' house

Soda: That's it! No more TV and do your 10 homework you missed from last week!

Chips: No I want to watch TV!

Chips was in his room being pissed off.

At Goggles' house

Floatie: Sweetie, that movie isn't right for your age. So watch the other cartoons instead that are friendly.

Goggles: Okay, sorry mom.

Floatie: I forgive you.

At Colored Pencil's house

Alcohol Marker: It's better if you do homework and study instead of watching that stupid movie!

Colored Pencil: Yes ma'am.

At Dream Catcher's house

Aura Color Checker: Don't watch that movie again! If I saw you watch that movie, I won't let you watch TV even on weekends!

Dream Catcher: Yes mom.

Aura Color Checker: In the meantime, I'll pick the ones that is right for your age.

(The reason why I censored the one the word for someone who is dumb cause well you know it)