As a ghost, the world is boring. Nothing to do. Just watching the world until you pass over.

As one might say, that is complete bullshit.

Vincent died.

Those little demons burned his ass to Hell and back. He was now purple as a plum and boy did he hate the color.

He was floating around one day, just being dead. Floating around what the locals called 'Konohagakure'.

It was boring.

Until he came upon a small boy with cuts and bruises.

"Well... Hello!~" Vincent purred as he floated up to the half dead boy.

The boy looked up, staring right at Vincent.

"You gonna hurt me too, mist'r?" He asked, his eyes looking as dead as Vincent.

Vincent paused.

"You can see me?" Vincent asked, leaning down to look at the boy.

The child nodded as a dark smirk appeared on Vincent's face.

Hello opportunity.

"Hey, kid. How badly do you want revenge?" Vincent muttered, getting into the boy's face.

The boy's face twisted in a grimace.

"Or, do you just want company?" Vincent asked, refrasing his words. The boy perked up.

"Yeah!" He yelled, wincing as pain shot through his body.

Vincent grinned, his hand reaching for the boy. His hand went right into the boy as he crawled in.

The boy flinched at the warm feeling.

Vincent cackled as he twirled in the boy's mindscape, running for the brain. The brain was like a giant computer, the screen showing what the boy said and felt.

"Come on kid, let's get you healed up." Vincent muttered as he began pressing buttons.

A orange button shone, reading 'Kyuubi realese'.

Yeah, Vincent was not going to fuck with that button. Ever.

"LET ME OUT OF HERE!" A voice roared from behind Vincent.

Vincent slowly turned around to see a large cage, bright red eyes staring back at him.

"Fuck no." He replied, twirling back round to the console.

He cracked his knuckles and began starting up the healing system in the boy.

"His name is Naruto."

"Be quiet."

"Bite me."

"Not if I want to get rabies."