Chapter 1: Being Picked

When I got to school I noticed that there was a sign up sheet on Ms. Homebed's door.

MONSTER MONTH

Be a good person and watch a supervillain for Monster Month with two others! They can be best friends or classmates. It's completely safe, the Avengers and SHIELD will have them set straight, and, the best part is, it's free! No charge! On April 1, the entire 7th grade will meet in the cafeteria to announce the 6 lucky winners!
Make sure to put your parent's phone number and email. First and last name on the line.

Me, being the awesome kid I am, told Zoe and Arrow about it. They immediately had said 'let's do it' and we put our names first on the sheet. We saw our boys, as we put it, Legend, Ezekiel, and Jackson playing cards at the lockers.
"Guys, go sign up for Monster Month! It's free, and we get to chill with supervillains!" I cried.
"Ash have you been doing crack again?" Legend asked. That was our thing. Pretending to do crack and scream 'DADDY' in the hallways. It was hilarious, even though we'd never truely touch a drug.
"Oh yes," I grinned, dabbing in the worst way possible.
"I'll go sign us up," Ezekiel said. "We better win! I wanna chill with a bad guy for a while."
"It's pretty spicy!!" Zoe yelled. "Shit, we're gonna be late for class. Where's Arrow?"
"ARROW COME HERE WE HAVE JOLLEY RANGERS!!!" I shouted. Damn it was like a call. She came running down the hall in a naruto form and Zoe and I laughed. We all sprinted to class and slid in our seats, waiting for April 1st to come around.

April 1st!!!!!

Here we are. This is it. Ms. Danielle, the princible, stood in front of all of us, holding a paper with the names on it. I looked around and saw a couple of the kids closing their eyes and hoping for the best and others looking ready to leave when I saw the villains. One of them with the coolest metal arm in the universe was sitting on the table while another one, who wore some funny armor crap, was standing next to him, being held in place by THOR HIMSELF THIS IS CRAZY. Sorry I'm fangirling again.
"Alright, students. We have chosen the lucky few that are responsible for the villains. These few will be staying at Stark Tower for Monster Month -we have consulted their parents but the parents have not told the children- and they will get to have time with their family on Sundays. I mean, even villains need a break from these few that were chosen. Villains, you will be following your student everywhere. Soccer games, band concerts, track meets, everything. Students you will respect these villains but go ahead and act yourself. This is completely safe, like it said in the flyer, and when you six go to Stark Tower you even get to meet the actual Avengers," said the princible. "And before I announce the winners -I see you Jackson, you're bouncing on your seat- let me introduce Nick Fury!"
Arrow had dared Zoe to yell 'Daddy' so she did. "DADDY!"
It was loud as hell and had most of the cafeteria giggling.
Fury cleared his throat and the giggling stopped. "You f****** villains better respect these kids or-"
"Mr. Fury please! Language!" Captain America shouted. All the students were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe and I was about to die I was laughing so hard.
"Just don't get into trouble- I'm lookin' at you Loki," Fury said. Loki, the one with Thor, was smirking evilly. "Alright, announce the winners."
"And the winners for Bucky Barnes are....." everyone began beating on the table for a drumrole. "LEGEND SMITH, EZEKIEL DANG AND JACKSON HIIIGHHHH!!!!"
The three boys jumped up with happiness and ran to the stage where the villain was at. They were told some things before Bucky -the guy with the metal arm- went over to them, standing behind them.
"The winners for Loki are...." she paused. The drumrole began and my stomach turned. "ASHLIEL HOME, ZOE DANIELS AND ARROW BAGAANNNSSS!!!"
We were picked. I jumped up, almost punched Arrow in the face, and we all ran up to the stage, going crazy. When we got up there, Ms. Danielle explained to us the situation one more time and told us that after school we needed to go to the office and get our overnight bags our parents packed. We nodded before walking over to Legend, Ezekiel and Jackson. Legend grinned.
"Oh shit we're gonna be stuck in a tower together we gonna burn it down!"
"Alright students. You may exit the doors, CAREFULLY PLEASE NO SHOVING, but our lucky winners may go first with their supervillains!" Ms. Danielle cried. We left the cafeteria.
"Alright so we might need to run before the crowd comes because it's horrifying in there," Legend said. I chuckled, nodding.
"I've got a metal arm, kiddo. I can move my shoulder and all the kids would move away," Bucky said.
"I'm the god of mischief," Loki smirked. "All I have to do is poof."
"Oooh, Loki! Fury said not to use your weird god power!" Bucky smirked. Ezekiel grinned.
"I like him, he's funny," he said.
"So, kids, what are your names?" Bucky asked. We were speedwalking down the hallways to the group of lockers that us students had managed to get together.
"Legend, Ezekiel, Jackson," Jackson said, pointing to each of us. "Ashliel, call her Ash, Zoe, and Arrow."
"He is James Buchnan Barnes and I am Loki," Loki said. The sixth graders with their rolling bookbags rolled out, making the hallway a danger zone. I opened my locker and grabbed my books while the boys, minus Loki, headed the other way.
"Alright, so, watch your step. The rolling bookbags are a nightmare," I said, grabbing my social studies books. Zoe slammed her locker and Loki flinched. When I slammed mine he flinched again. "Don't get scared," I chuckled. He glared at me.
"Ash we have 3 minutes left," Arrow said. "SHIT we have a science test!!!"
"SHIT!!!!" Zoe and I shouted, causing Josh to laugh. I rolled my eyes and slammed his locker while he was using it, making him mad. I opened mine again and grabbed my science notebook.
"Time to not pay attention in class at all," I said. Zoe chuckled.
"I sit next to you so I'll use your stuff," she said. Anthony had gum and Loki was scared by us shouting and begging for a piece. He finally gave in and handed us a few pieces.
Arrow shouted with happiness and we started to class, asking Loki about himself.
"Got any crack?" Zoe asked me. Oh, right, friut snacks.
"In my lunchbox... In my locker," I said sheepishly. Arrow groaned an over exaggerated 'no' as soon as the bell rang. We all sat down and began class. I was studying with Zoe, not even paying any attention to the teacher. Until.....
"Ash?" The teacher asked. I looked up and kept my poker face. "What is the little pinch of water connecting the Persain Gulf and Arabian Sea?"
"Strait of Hormuz," I answered like I knew what I was doing. I was only listening in little bits and pieces. She smiled, thinking that I was listening.
"Whatcha reading?" She asked.
"I'm making sure my notes are right," I lied. Loki smirked.
"Alright then," she moved on and I went back to studying.
Arrow acted like she was having a seizure "too good at lying!" She whispered. I laughed softly.
During lunch, I was stoked. Thor was told to sit with Loki at our lunch table so that he didn't do anything crazy, and our lunch table is crazy.
Actually it's mostly just autisim (the memes are strong).
When Zoe and I met up with Arrow, we walked Loki to the lunchroom. He was complaining like a child about having to be with his brother and finally Zoe had enough.
"You know what Loki I'm so fucking tired of your complaining," she said. "Like get your shit together man."
Loki was shocked. "How dare-"
"BROTHER!!!" Thor boomed, wrapping an arm around Loki. "I hope that you have not been bothering these maidens."
"Quite the opposite, actually," Loki rolled his eyes. I smirked.
When we got into the lunchroom Arrow ran to us. "Y'all are slow!!"
"We know."
"Lady Arrow, has my brother been bothering you?" Thor asked.
"No he's chill. It's funny how scared he gets when we slam our lockers," Arrow said.
"Yeah that was g- HALLIE!!" I screamed when Hallie tased me. Not really tasing but just tickling me and it HURT! "Go screw yourself."
"You're too late for that one," Hallie said. I sat down beside Zoe and Thor. Hallie sat in front of me and leaned over, motioning for me to do the same.
"I'm not being weird or anything but that's a fine piece of ass," Hallie whispered, using her eyes to point at Loki. He apperently heard and rolled his eyes.
Arrow got my attention by offering some food. "When there's drama but you don't wanna get into it so you just listen," and she began sipping her drink and staring into the air like it was so interesting. I don't know why but I found that so funny and I almost died.
"Get outta the way you sluts!" I grinned. Zoe started to laugh way too hard.
"What?" Loki asked.
"So we were running down the hallways but people were blocking it, so I yelled 'GET OUTTA THE WAY YOU ASSBUTTS!' and Zoe thought I said 'GET OUTTA THE WAY YOU SLUTS!' so yeah," I grinned before continuing my small meal.
Zoe, Hallie and I went to the bathroom to escape everyone for a bit. After Hallie being a pedophile, Arrow scaring the hell out of us, and Zoe and I trying to find a way to hide the fact that Loki was a hot little shit -Hallie would admit it any day of the week to his face without shame-, we walked back to the cafeteria to get our things. Thor bid us all goodbye while I ordered Loki to grab my jacket collar when we left. I held Zoe's arm to talk to her and so that I didn't loose her. The crowd made it hard to walk, but we went to our lockers anyway.
I don't know how the hell she did it, but Hallie mistaked Loki for Arrow and stroked his hair the way she did Arrow. Loki screamed like a girl and we all died and came back to life laughing. He tried to explain himself but we cut him off repeatedly.
"I-"
"THAT WAS PRICELESS!"
"It-"
"SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER THE SCREAM!" Zoe shouted. We put our stuff up before walking to math.
After math -it was boring so I won't tell you about it- we went to drama. We ended up playing pillar, which is the best game ever. It's where two people sit on the ground while two others do improv. The people on the ground would say a word after they were tapped. So, like, Zoe said "We need some peas!" and I say "yeah, I bet they're in..." And I'll tap the pillar's head and the pillar would say "the freezer" or "the ceiling" or something. Then we would keep going. It's so spicy.
"Alright, Arrow, Audrey, you two are pillars. Zoe, Ash, you two are actors," the teacher said. We got into position. "Alright, so, you are in Jurassic Park and Ash is proposing."
I laughed before getting on a knee. "Zoe, will you-" I had to stop because of my laughter. "Will you marry me?"
"YES!" Zoe shouted. "But not right now! There is a huge dinosaur chasing us!"
"Are you sure that isn't a..." I tapped Arrow's head.
"Furbee."
"Are you sure that isn't a huge furbee? Those things are demonic I swear," I said. Zoe chuckled.
"We should probably start running, darling," she said sarcastically.
"Of course," we started to jog in place. This went on for a while -each of us tapping our pillars' heads- until I said, "Hey, I heard on the internet if we..."
"Bring it around town," typical Arrow.
"...bring it around town the dinosaur/furbee won't be able to see us!" I cried.
"That sounds cool. We should also..." Zoe tapped Audrey's head.
"Sing Hamilton."
"...sing Hamilton while we do it. Wanna sing Guns and Ships?" she asked.
"Sure!" so we stopped running in place and started to roll our hips around while screaming the lyrics to Hamilton. That was when Loki actually fell out of his chair. I don't know what was so funny until I saw that Zoe was twirling her hand over her head while she rotated her hips. We finally stopped and Loki calmed down.
"I haven't laughed that hard since I pranked Thor when I was a very young child," Loki said.
"How long ago was that?" Arrow asked.
"About 4,000 years."
"Damn you is old!!!!" Arrow whispered the first part but screamed the last part.
After the bell rang I met up with my cousin for a bit and she gave me another piece of gum. After I thanked her and grabbed all my stuff, I headed to 7th period/dismissal.
Now, it was business and computer science, so all we did was type. Riley did some tricks -she's a dancer- and freaked us the hell out.
When the bell for dismissal rang, my hand shot into the air.
"Yes, Ashliel?"
"Can Zoe, Arrow and I go up to the office to get our things? We're staying at Stark Tower this month," I said.
The teacher nodded. "I did get an email about that. Go ahead."
"Come on," we stood up and started out the door. I just barely noticed thst Loki wasn't following. I ran back in, grabbed his wrist, and dragged his ass out.
When we got to the office, I released him and saw my brother there. He was obviously the one who brought the bag.
"Jeffy!" I smiled, hugging him. The man, who was much older than me, hugged me back. He handed me my stuff and I smiled, taking the camo duffle that I stole from him long ago.
I turned to the Avengers. "Um... I have soccer practice today so I won't be able to come until about 5."
"No problem, the kids can stay afterschool until then," Iron Man said. I smiled and nodded.
"Yes sir Iron Man," I said. We talked to our parents and siblings for a bit before heading back to the classroom for the rest of the time. Loki didn't want to come.
Arrow got mad. "I will drag you like a doll!!"
He rolled his eyes and followed. When we got back to the classroom, we all had a Nitro Type race -which I won with pride.
"Ash, Nitro Type is the only thing you're good at!!" Arrow said.
"TRUE!" Zoe and I yelled. After a while, all female middle school soccer players were called and I left the classroom to change before I had to go to practice.
Today was a great day.

That was long.... These characters are based off real people i actually go to school with.

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