Chapter 27
Narrator's POV
Everyone was on the verge of insanity, well almost everyone. Let's take a look at our heroes as they descend into madness.
Ruffnut
"So do you workout often?" Ruffnut asked leaning against her wooden mop handle.
"Yes, I have to be fit." The guard answered with an unsatisfied look.
"Really? Cause those twig arms tell me other wise."
"Just go back to work you peasant or are you forgetting who has the axe here and who is chained?" The guard then left angrily and leaving Ruffnut laughing on the ground.
Few minutes Later..
The guard comes back with food for Ruffnut. He throws the plate on the ground and looks at her.
"So, wanna hear a joke?" Ruffnut asks.
"What's a joke?"
"I don't know, ask Hiccup. Anyway, What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?"
"Don't know, what?"
"Aye matey!"
"How stupid."
"You're stupid."Ruffnut retorted.
"No YOU ARE!!" The guard yelled.
He walked over to the room next to her cell, and came out with a bucket and mop. Throwing them on the ground and then opening ruffnut's cell, he pointed at the mop and bucket, indicating that he wanted her to clean. Ruff looked at the mop and bucket and then looked back at the guard crossing her arms.
"Are you just gonna stand there or are you gonna work?"
"I'm just gonna stand here." Ruff said in amusement.
"Didn't anybody teach you respect? You're a woman, you do what a man says!" The guard yells pointing at her.
"How do you know I'm a woman? I could be a man. And no, I didn't learn respect, I was raised by a pack of animals."
"That explains so much. Look, I just wanna go to bed, if I leave you in you're cell doing nothing, you need to be quite. Can you do that or do I need to shove an apple in your throat?"
"Ooh, didn't know you were into that kind of stuff Dave." Ruff said as her smirk got bigger.
"My name isn't Dave you weirdo." The guard looked at her with disgust as he rolled his eyes.
He closed the cell and walked off. As soon as he was out of sight, Ruffnut then started to laugh. She took out the key she snatched from him earlier.
"What a sucker."
Tuffnut
"Oh Chicken, Chicken, wherefore art thou Chicken?" Tuffnut dramatically recited all while twirling around in the damp and cold cell.
"Can you shut up already?" The guard who was tasked with Tuffnut was also on the verge of insanity.
"But I needth my Chickenth."
"Did you bring it with you?"
"Yesth"
"What does it look like?"
"Oh no! I have forgotten my beautiful chicken's face! Being along in this dark and cruel prison must've taken a toll on my body-th. If thy set me free, I'll get my beautiful chicken-th."
"No" The guard got up and walked away.
"Where is thy going?"
Tuffnut pushed his face against the metal bars to see where the guard was going, but still couldn't. The sound of a door closing could be heard a few meters away.
"You're going to get my chicken right?! RIGHT?! Hello??"
Snotlout
"What's a beautiful maiden like you doing in a place like this?"
"Well what's a buffon like you talking to someone like me? Now turn around and either do nothing, talk to the wall, or whatever it is that you vikings do for fun." The woman then backed away from the cell and continued her way through the hallway.
"Ughh!! Where are Hiccup's stupid, yet pretty friends?! I thought they were suppose to be smart! Right?" Snotlout jerked his head towards the dirt wall, with his arms crossed and his right eyebrow twitching.
"Great, it's like I'm talking to a wall. Come on ruffnut!! Answer me! Still giving me the silent treatment, huh??"
Snotlout wasn't on the verge of falling off the cliff of insanity. He already fell off days ago. He truly thinks that, that wall is Ruffnut.
Fishlegs
"Think of your happy place. I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place."
Poor Fishlegs, he's been saying that for the past 5 days.
Hannah, Astrid, and Heather
For some reason, Morgana decided to put Hannah, Astrid, and Heather in the same cell.
"How do you think the others are doing?" Heather asked as she threw rocks at the wall.
"I know the Berkians are probably doing something stupid right now." Astrid said.
"I don't know, sometimes they use their brains and other times they don't. Their pretty unpredictable, but in a bad and good way." Hannah said with a worried face.
"We need to get out of here." Heather stated.
"Mayb-" A voice suddenly made Astrid stop talking.
"Ayo" It was Ruffnut.
Suddenly she was in front of their cell, and in her hand was a key.
Camille, Emma, Camilla
"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot."
Paper vs rock
"I won" Camilla said in a monotone voice.
159 wins for Camilla and 160 loses for Camille. While the twins were playing rock, paper, scissors, Emma was carefully devising a plan to get Hiccup back, but with no plan to get out of the cell first, which she really should prioritize first.
While these guys ended up in cells, the others weren't as lucky.
Rapunzel and Flynn
"Rapunzel, where are we?" FLynn asked as he stared at the floating kingdom.
"I don't know." Rapunzel answered with a bewildered face.
Jack
(I can't remember if Jack was supposed to be an original character or if I meant to write him as JACK FROST. But since I don't think I can go through all the pages, I'll just write him as Jack Frost.)
"Are you listening Jack?" Santa snapped his fingers at the confused Jack Frost.
"Who the hell are you?!" Jack yelled in confusion.
"What do you mean? I'm Santa!"
"What's a Santa?"
Merida
"What the world is going on here?! Why am I surrounded by big rocks!?"
Elsa
"How did I get here?" Elsa asked herself looking around at the room covered in crystallites.
"It's so cold."
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Author's Note: I can't remember if Merida left, or if they brought stoick with them to the Dark Realm. So for the sake of my sanity, Stoick was left on the other island which I can't remember the name of.
You guy's are probably confused by what's happening with Jack, flynn, merida, rapunzel and elsa. Don't worry everything will be explained later on.
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