Allen Asshole Suarez
09:00 AM

Allen:
Missy

Joy

Missy:
What's up

Allen:
Sakay ka nalang ha

Tatawag ako

Missy:
Huh?

Allen:
3 mins lang to

Sakay ka sa sasabihin ko

Allen is calling..

Missy answered the call

09:05 AM

The call has ended

Missy:
What the fuck

Allen:
Sensya nagsumbong si Marian eh

Kulit ni Mama tapos sumapaw
pa pinsan ko

Missy:
I panicked when she opened her cam

I look like a trash

Allen:
Hindi naman

Missy:
She looks happy

Allen:
Umuwi kasi ako

Missy:
Yea

I have a voucher

Free meal daw ako kapag
bumisita ako dyan

Allen:
It's a trap, Missy. Wag ka pupunta.

Missy:
But the seafoods..

Damn

I want it

Allen:
Pagluto nalang kita pag-uwi ko

Wag ka muna pumunta dito

Missy:
But the seafooood

Allen:
Order ka muna kung saan meron oh

Missy:
Seafoodss

I want it

Allen:
Kahitt next week nalang, ha?

Missy:
😕

Allen:

Gusto mo ba pag-pyestahan ka dito

Baka mainis ka

Missy:
Seafoods :(

Allen:
Hindi mo nga kaya idrive to eh

Missy:
Hinahamon mo ba ako

Allen:
Hindi ka papayagan

Missy:
Sure

Allen:
Hay salamat

Next week talaga, pwede

Missy:
Okay