Allen Asshole Suarez
11:00 PM

Missy:
Allen?

Allen:
Tulog ka na, gabi na masyado

Missy:
Can't sleep

Allen:
Bakit?

Missy:
Maybe because of the cake

Allen:
Dami mong nakain eh

Missy:
Kaya nga

Allen:
Okay na yon, dalawa naman
kayong nakain

Missy:
Malalaman na gender
nya next month

2 weeks from now

Allen:
Excited ka na?

Missy:
Yes!

I feel like it's a boy

Allen:
Ah hindi, babae yan

Nagkasundo na kami ni Jacob

Missy:
I can get this right

I'm his mother

Allen:
Babae yan

Naka-usap ko kahapon, babae daw siya

Missy:
What?! That's so dumb

Allen:
Hindi naniniwala

Baka mas kilala ko pa
siya kesa sayo

Missy:
SHUT UP

Allen:
AHHAHAHAHA

Joke lang

Pero kapag siya babae, sagot ko na celebration

Missy:
Lalaki siya

Allen:
Sabi ni Tito lalaki din

Si Tita naman sa side namin kampi

Missy:
Yea right

I really love dad

Allen:
Wala, kalaban ka namin

Sa side din naman baby mo

Missy:
As if

He won't even like you kapag
lumabas na siya

Allen:
Imposible

Nanay niya lang siguro yung hindi ako gusto, pero yung anak, imposible

Missy:
I hope he resembles me

Allen:
Matic yan

Lakas ng genes niyo eh

Missy:
You're leaving tomorrow right?

For a week?

Allen:
Baka two weeks

Missy:
Why?

Allen:
Miss na ako nila Mama

Jk

Bakasyon saglit

Missy:
Will you be here before my check up?

Allen:
Oo naman

Missy:
Promise?

Allen:
Promise!

Missy:
Okay

Allen:
Tulog ka na

Missy:
Thanks for today

Allen:
Ikaw pa ba

Lakas mo sakin