Who am I kidding? Assassin's Creed doesn't have logic! Don't get me wrong, I love the games to bits, but this is hilarious.

The benches must have magical powers. Since you sit down and guards can't find you.

The groups of people are magicians (magicians know many kinds of magic) because you disappear in them too!

A hooded person walking around with ladies in a poor part of town isn't suspicious.

I can't listen to this conversation when I'm this close, behind a pillar, and nobody can see me! That's crazy talk! Let's walk twenty feet away and listen with wolf ears because there's no way a person can hear a whispered conversation from THAT far away!

Stay in this bubble to hear the conversation. Come on Kenway! Altair could hear these conversations from farther than the edge of this circle! Apparently height doesn't affect your hearing any, but distance any other way does.

AH I JUST GOT MYSELF ALMOST KILLED! Escape combat for thirty seconds and your health is all the way back up. Huh. Oh wow! I just fell off a building without breaking my legs!

Okay, I see a haystack down there, but my assassin won't jump... I'll make him do it. The leap of faith should kick in. *jumps off* *lands next to haystack* *desyncronized* WHAT?!

I see my notoriety is up again. *sigh* I'll just rip down five posters. That should do the trick.

"It's a me! Mario!"
UGH KILL ME NOW. UNCLE MARIO NOT FUNNY.

Okay that last one was just something I did in AC II. Nothing special.

May the speed force be with you!