https://youtu.be/lwuIAlUM35I

Risky: Welcome to Vid-Game Court!  In this case, Wiz is suing Manfred Von Karma for stealing his lab apparatus.  The Honorable Judge Labyrinthia presiding!

Labyrinthia: Court is now in session for the trial of Manfred Von Karma!

Phoenix/Luna: The defense is ready, Your Honor.

Edgeworth/Me: The prosecution is also ready, Your Honor.

Labyrinthia: The summary, Antasma.

Me: Very well.  (Clears throat) "I don't know how Manfred got into my lab, and Boomstick didn't give the code to him, so how the f*** did he even get in? ...Regardless, he stole my lab apparatus, and I'm not happy!  He took away my equipment to make a cure to prevent cancer!"

Audience:

https://youtu.be/miQKTNjll3E

Labyrinthia: ORDER IN THE COURT!  (ahem) Edgeworth, call your first witness.

Edgeworth: I call Chad "Boomstick" James to the stand.

1st witness: Boomstick

Labyrinthia: Name and occupation, please.

Boomstick: I'm Chad "Boomstick" James, and I work with 'Wiz' on "Death Battle"!

Labyrinthia: What did you see, sir?  Tell us, please.

Boomstick: I saw that a black figure in a hood actually gave Manfred the code through a slip of paper.  I saw his red eyes and white sneakers.

https://youtu.be/oeWoU1sqqLU

Me: (Glares at Shadow)

Shadow:

https://youtu.be/rBP0gt6DTFA

Silver: Shadow!  You should be ashamed of yourself!  Why'd you do it?!

Shadow: Because I keep getting beat up when I do something stupid or when I beat you up, shit-for-brains!

Me/Risky/InfiniteTheEdge/Silver:

https://youtu.be/FoS0QMgdapc

Labyrinthia: Has the jury reached a verdict?

William Birkin: Yes, we have, Your Honor!

Labyrinthia: In the case of Manfred Von Karma and Shadow the Hedgehog, how do you find the defendant and the "witness", Dr. Birkin?

William Birkin: We find Shadow the Hedgehog and Manfred Von Karma guilty of theft in the major third degree.

Labyrinthia: Shadow, because of your cooperation in this crime, you don't get to have a lightsaber anymore.  Also, you are sentenced to three years in prison.  Bail is... (Impersonates Dr. Evil) ...$100,000,000,000! (Bangs gavel)

Me: (Snickers, starts laughing out loud)

(A few moments lay-tair...)

Me: Who's up for Shakey's... ON ME?!?!?

Everyone else on Wiz's side:

https://youtu.be/Xm_TXfiCGqo

Viger: Gotta get some S'more's pizza!  Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!