PlatinumSeller: hey how are you guys?

HamstersOnIce: pretty good. You?

PlatinumSeller: I'm bored. CURE MY BOREDOM

NotfrenchIswear: oh honey, we all know that's impossible

PlatinumSeller: I AM OFFENDED

TigerPrince: you're always offended

Skatesudon: calm down maybe?

HamstersOnIce: I agree, calm down

PlatinumSeller: fine

PlatinumSeller: but you guys still need to cure my boredom.

NotfrenchIswear: oh I know how to fix this

NotfrenchIswear: just have the usual midlife crisis

PlatinumSeller: you're no help!

Skatesudon: He's right though

PlatinumSeller: I thought you would help me

PlatinumSeller: YOU'RE LITERALLY SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME

TigerPrince: quit whining

Skatesudon: Agreed

TigerPrince: looks like ur out numbered

HamstersOnIce: ur family doesn't love u

TigerPrince: I AM OFFENDED

NotfrenchIswear: oh shush

TigerPrince: shit ur fuck

PlatinumSeller: LANGUAGE

TigerPrince: I DO WHAT I WANT

PlatinumSeller: SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTH

HamstersOnIce: yuuri told me to tell you guys to stop being babies

PlatinumSeller: I DO WHAT I WANT

Skatesudon: then I'm sure you'll want to sleep on the couch tonight

PlatinumSeller: NO PLEASE

NotfrenchIswear: you two are so precious

TigerPrince: DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM

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