"Tell me."  Victor insisted.

"No." Yuuri quickly replied.

"Why not?"

"Because it's nothing."

"Yuuri, if you don't tell me right now, I will leave."

"At three in the morning? I don't think so."

"You're right." Victor thought for the longest minute searching for an idea. A compromise, if you may. "I guess I'll just have to bring out the big guns."

"And what might that be?"

"Well," Victor started, leaning in closer to the Yuuri. He tried to kiss his face at least but missed due to the darkness of the room. He tried again and landed right on the other's cheek. "you see," Another peck at Yuuri's other cheek. "perhaps," He managed to land this on his nose. "I could-" On his jaw. "-kiss it-" On his forhead. "-out of-" Lastly, on his lips. "-you."

Yuuri giggled, "Not a chance."

"Why can't you just tell me?" Victor whined.

"Because...it's embarrassing."

"I promise I won't laugh."

"You will."

"How do you know?"

"Because..." Yuuri shifted a bit closer. "I was a weird kid."

"Now I'm more curious!"

"Calm down."

"I won't until you tell me."

Yuuri sighed, "Fine. Only because I'm tired and I know well enough that I should tell you before things get out of hand." He could practically feel the grin on Victor's face. Another sigh later, he shifted closer to Victor. Leaned over to Victor's ear. He didn't say anything. Instead he made a loud screeching sound. Victor reacted quick and pushed the man away.

"You jerk!."

Yuuri could only laugh.