Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman please welcome Tyrell Carter & Naruto Namikaze.

*Crowd cheers loudly, as Tyrell & Naruto jumps from the roof and lands on the stage.*

Tyrell: What's up audience?

*Cue loud cheers from the crowd*

Naruto: Now today's chapter is about, will follow one of the Victorious chapters; which one...well you'll have to figure out for yourselves.

*Cue boos from crowd*

Tyrell: Yeah, yeah; anyways I think it's time we introduce our guest. Naruto, would you like to do the honors?

Naruto: How about we introduce her at the same time?

Tyrell: Fine with me. From New York City...

Naruto: ...Representing the Foot clan, please welcome....

Tyrell & Naruto: Karai!!!

*Karai comes out wearing a black rebel's jacket, light blue jeans with tears, and black combat boots*

Karai: What's up, guys?

Tyrell: We're just about to start the next chapter, and we need you to do the disclaimer.

Karai: What's in it for me?

Naruto: You'll receive a spot in the story on a later date.

Karai: I'd better. Tyrell & Naruto, don't own Victorious or any of the music or references that may be used for the duration of this story.

*Karai then drags Tyrell offstage, Leaving Naruto on stage alone*

Naruto: Tyrell where you going with her, man? Tyrell, bro, why you leave me hanging like this? Ty! Aw, here it goes!

*Naruto runs off stage, to catch up with Tyrell & Karai*

Chapter 6: Stage Fighting or Jade's Confession

Yesterday was crazy, between fighting the insane clown; and walking off with Korra & Asami, and watching Tori gets insanely jealous with each passing day.

It was...a pretty interesting day in Hollywood Arts.

Ya know now that I think about it, since when was Hollywood Arts ever normal? (Tyrell: My guess, never/ Naruto: He's right: Hollywood Arts was never normal./ Karai: Normality is overrated, plus it's pretty boring.)

Anyways let's fast-forward to the next day, shall we?

(Next Day: Hollywood Arts)

While all of the students we're going on about their business, we see our favorite jealous Vega, who currently having some issues with her instrument of choice.

Which instrument you ask? Well, I let Tori answer that one for ya in a few minutes.

It was also the time, that Andre, Cat, Tyrell, and Naruto came by.

"Tori!" Andre greeted.

"What's up?" Cat also greeted.

"How you, doing?" Tyrell greeted, as well.

"Yo." Naruto greeted

"I'm having a horn problem!" Tori said, distress was evident in her voice. "Why do I have to play an instrument anyway?" She asked.

"Everyone in Hollywood Arts has to play an instrument." Cat clarified for Tori.

"Okay well I sing, my throat is an instrument I'm a throat player." Tori said, referring to her singing talent.

Tyrell & Naruto on the other hand was trying- and failing- not to laugh at what Tori had just said.

They were referring to something else.

'Seriously, a throat player? Oh my god if only she knew...' Tyrell thought, trying to suppress his laughter.

(Tyrell: Really makes you wonder doesn't it?/ Naruto: It sure does, bro/ Karai: *mutters something about dreadheads & flaming-headed perverts.*)

"Doesn't count." Andre said.

"And it sounds kinda, perverted." Cat said, wondering what's running through her mind.

Tori saw that her longtime friend was laughing up a storm, so she decided to ask him.

"What's so funny?" Tori asked Tyrell, as she placed her hands onto her hips.

"Nothing it's just, earlier when you said throat player, kinda reminds me of something else." Tyrell said.

"Like what?" Tori asked, not knowing what Tyrell or Naruto meant.

Tyrell & Naruto rolled their eyes at her naïve nature, as Naruto went up to Tori, as he whispered Tyrell's meaning to her.

Tori blushed many shades of red, that weren't even possible.

Tyrell enjoyed messing with his friends, every chance he get; Naruto did as well.

"You sick pervert!" Tori exclaimed, as she slightly pushed Tyrell, while Andre & Cat were watching with amusement.

"You said it, I didn't...Throat player." Tyrell taunted, with a smirk.

And just like that, both of them got into a comical brawl...that lasted for a good five minutes. With both of them covered in bruises and scratches.

"As much fun as it is watch you two fight..." Andre admitted. "Are you two finished?" He asked, receiving a nod from the two.

"So, Anyways, why'd you pick the French horn?" He asked, getting back on topic.

"I don't know I like French fries, French toast..."

"French kisses." Tyrell quipped, earning a glare from Tori. "What it's French isn't it?" He said in his defense.

"One time I was eating French toast at a restaurant, I started laughing, but then I started choking so the lady who ran the restaurant made me leave." Cat said, a bit annoyed by that day.

"And then what happened." Tyrell asked, curiously.

"I walked back in, found that bitch, punched her in the face, then I put her body through a table. Finally, I took out a can of spray paint and wrote 'Lying skank' all over her chest." Cat said with a smile on her face, giving herself- and to an extent her fists- a job well done.

"You didn't." Tyrell laughed, believing that there's no way she'd did any of that.

"Did too! I have the pictures to prove it." Cat said, as she took out her phone, and showed him the pictures, and the video to prove it.

Needless to say, he was truly impressed.

"Cat, I have only one thing to say...High-five!" Tyrell said, while high-fiving Cat.

'Seriously?!' Tori silently raged at her for stealing- in her words- her boyfriend.

At least in her mind, anyways.

(Tyrell: She's really jealous isn't she? / Naruto: Bro, you have no idea./ Karai: Everyone knows you can't steal what isn't taken...and that's coming from me of all people.)

"So let's hear your horn." Cat said, as if her earlier conversation about assaulting a restaurant manager never happened.

"Yeah play that funky music, white girl." Andre said, while inadvertently dropping a reference to an old song.

"You know she's part Latina, Right?" Naruto asked.

"Really?" Andre asked, he really didn't know.

"He's right you know." Tyrell said, agreeing with Naruto.

"It's true." Tori confirmed for Andre

"Oh." Andre said. "Then hit it muchacha."

Tori nodded, wanting to show her friends-and crush- her skills on the instrument of her choice. To be honest, she should stick to singing.

In other words, she was so horrible!!!

(Tyrell: That was terrible!!!/ Naruto: You're telling me./ Karai: Personally, she should stick to singing.)

"I think it's broken." Tori said.

'That, or you shouldn't play the French horn ever again.' Both Tyrell & Naruto thought.

"Here let me fix it." Andre said, as he took Tori's horn. But then he had an idea. "Tyrell help me out here?" He asked, already knowing the answer.

Tyrell nodded, as he got out his turntable deck, while trying to find an instrumental tune. He finally found the right one, as he gave Andre a thumbs up.

Nothing else was said, as Andre began to blow a few notes on the French horn, while Tyrell was scratching on the wheels of steel.

Everyone that was within listening range, stopped what they were doing, to watch the two. Afterwards, everyone started to break out jamming and dancing to the melody of it.

(Tyrell: Now that's music, take notes Tori./ Naruto: Talk about a collaboration, this is perfect./ Karai: I'll admit the music has a good beat that you can dance to. *starts to dance, just to prove her point.*)

While Andre & Tyrell were busy jamming out, Naruto, Tori, and Cat were watching the two play.

"Doesn't look like it's broken to me, Tori." Naruto said, while he was dancing.

"Yeah, you're just not that good at playing." Cat said, offending Tori; while said woman shot her a glare.

(Break/ Location: Auditorium)

We now see Beck fighting some dude with light-brown curly hair, who was currently wearing a blue muscle shirt, and black pants.

Tori had just walked in, assuming that Beck was in trouble. She did what any friend would do: She jumped up and she choked him from behind. (Karai: Well that was...embarrassing./ Tyrell: I'm with you on that one, Karai./ Naruto: Same here.)

It was also the time that, the teacher, Andre, Naruto, Tyrell, and the others came in to see what was up.

"Who is this chick?!" The brown-haired curly boy exclaimed, as Andre & The Teacher pulled Tori off of him.

"What are you doing?" The teacher asked, wanting to know the full story.

"That guy was beating up Beck." Tori said, defending herself. While Naruto facepalmed in the background.

"Oh, you poor thing." Jade said, using her sarcastic tone.

"We were practicing." Beck informed Tori.

"This is Russ." The teacher introduced to the now-named Russ.

"I'm Russ!" Russ repeated.

"He's a professional stuntman, I invited him to teach the class about stage fighting." The teacher informed Tori.

"And now Tori says 'what's stage fighting?'." Jade said, while doing a dead-on Scooby Doo impersonation; while Tyrell was laughing in the background.

Something that Jade seemed to notice, and she was silently giggling to herself.

"I wasn't gonna say that." Tori told her. "What is it?" She asked Andre.

"Fake fighting looks real, like for a play or a movie." Andre clarified for her.

"Oh." Tori said, feeling a bit embarrassed.

"I took a class with him last summer." Beck told her.

"Well it looked like he was hurting you." Tori said, thinking she did the right thing.

(Tyrell, Naruto, and Karai: *simultaneous facepalm.* That's the point of the class genius!!!)

"Why do you care?" Jade asked, in her usual tone.

What Tori said next, would cause Jade to break her in half...Almost.

"Cause, I figured he suffers enough pain dating you." Tori stated, with a 'know-it-all' look on her face.

"Oh man! Somebody call 9-1-1..."Tyrell started.

"...Cause she just got burned!" Naruto finished.

Jade notice this, and she was furious. Not at Naruto, not even at Tyrell.

She's mad at Tori for stealing the attention on her man.

'Well, not yet anyways; he just doesn't know it yet.' Jade thought to herself, while planning on how to get Tyrell all to herself.

"You wanna see pain?!" Jade threatened, really wanting to hurt Tori.

"Hey, why don't we sit over there?" Beck intervened, not wanting his girlfriend to start a fight this early.

"Why does she hate me?" Tori asked, as she dragged Andre.

"Maybe she heard you play the French horn." Andre joked, as Tori gave him a look that said 'are you kidding me?'.

(Timeskip: 9 Minutes later/ Location: Blackbox Theater)

Minutes have passed, as class finally gotten started.

"Now if I throw a punch at Cat like this..." Russ started off giving a demonstration, as he threw a punch at her...she surprisingly didn't flinched, where in another world she would've.

The students nodded, as he continued.

"...It's easy to see that my fist didn't connect with her face." Russ finished.

Cat didn't said anything, already thinking of a way to pay him back for messing up her pretty face.

"But if we stage it from a different angle then-like I'd showed you-..." Russ explained to Cat, who was playing along... for now.

"Sound effect, ready?" He asked.

"All set." The teacher confirmed.

"...To the audience or camera, it'll look like this." Russ explained, while throwing a punch with the added sound effect, making the hit seem legit.

Heh, rhyme.

In retaliation, Cat gave Russ a knee to the gut; and a running knee to the face.

"Well...that was fun." Cat said, ignoring the shocked looks on their faces. She sat right next to Tyrell, who was currently texting Sakura, Karin, Korra, and Asami.

"Ok, I'm gonna pair you guys up, and each team will work with Russ this week to prepare a fight scene." The teacher informed them.

"I thought his name was Steve." Andre pointed out.

"He does look like a Steve." Tori said, agreeing with Andre

"Really? He looks more like a Kevin to me." Naruto said.

"I thought he looked more like a Michael." Tyrell said, still on his phone.

The students then began to have a discussion on who their guest teacher looked more like.

Simply put, it was ridiculous.

"My name is Russ." Russ said, already annoyed.

"Okay! And on Friday you'll all perform your fight scenes here in front of the class." The teacher told them. "Now the pairs will be: Beck & Cat, Andre & Gwen, Derrick & Jess, Naruto & Tyrell, Tori & Jade."

"Tori & who?" Tori asked, wondering if she heard that right.

Tori really didn't like working with Jade.

(Tyrell: Rivals of love, interesting. / Naruto: You read my mind, dude. / Karai: I'll admit, it would be fun to see how it would turn out.)

Jade noticed this and smiled, figuring this was a perfect opportunity to get back at Tori.

"Um, excuse me, can I please switch with someone else." Tori asked, as she walked towards the teacher.

"Just a second." The teacher told her.

"Hey partner." Jade said, as she walked up to Tori. "I can't wait for our fight...scene." Jade said, as she walked off.

But not before she sent one last look at Tyrell, making Tori even more jealous.

(Hallway)

We now see Robbie & Rex, auditioning for some sort of play.

"Status Report." Robbie said.

"Status Report." He said, again with force...or lack of it for that matter.

"How's this for a status report: You're annoying!" Rex said.

"Will you please help me read the next line?" Robbie asked, really wanting this

"I don't wanna help you rehearse." Rex said, as he crossed his arms.

"I made you oatmeal this morning." Robbie said.

"I wanted a steak sandwich." Rex said, as he was staring at a random locker; while a raincloud formed over his head.

(Karai: How is that even possible?!/ Naruto: Try not to think too much into it, Karai./ Tyrell: In this world Karai, all logic and reason are thrown out the window.)

"Ok, auditioning next are Trina Vega & Robbie Shapiro."

"Wait a second, him?!" Trina exclaimed.

'This should be good.' Rex thought.

"Excuse me." Robbie said, sounding offended.

'And I was right.' Rex thought, with a smile.

"Could I please audition with someone else?" Trina said, not wanting to partner up with Robbie.

"You know, you could whisper that!" Robbie said.

"It's just an audition."

Trina sighed in resignation, why couldn't she just be partnered with someone else; she was unwilling to work with the likes of him.

However if a certain dreadhead auditioned for this play she'd be more than willing to cooperate...In more ways than one.

Unfortunately for her, said dreadhead didn't auditioned; making her sigh in disappointment.

'Oh Tyrell, if only you here...' Trina thought, with a dreamy look on her face.

Just thinking about him makes her warm and fuzzy inside.

Not wanting to miss her audition, Trina decides to walk off; leaving Robbie behind.

"Wait up!" Robbie exclaimed, as he tried to catch up to Trina.

"Walk faster!" Trina demanded; not wanting to miss her opportunity because of him.

"I'll walk faster." Robbie said, as he did exactly that.

'Whipped.' Rex thought, shaking his head in amusement; at his older brother.

(Classroom)

"All right it's World War 2, 1944, you're in a submarine, 1,700 feet down in the ocean, and you're probably gonna die." The teacher said, giving them the scenario. "Action!"

"Oh my god, Lieutenant, status report!"

"We been hit on the portside captain, out engines are failing."

"Torpedoes?"

"None left."

"Oy."

"How deep are we?"

"1,700 feet."

"We're gonna have to go deeper."

"But we'll I'm-plode!"

(Tyrell: Are you kidding me right now? / Naruto: She can't be serious. / Karai: *facepalmed then mutters something about dumb Latinas*)

"Implode."

"But we'll implode!"

"Listen I rather die down here, than live up there up there captured by the enemy."

"I don't know if you're brave, or insane?" Trina said, while getting teary-eyed.

He's probably both...scratch that he's more insane than brave.

"Hey, stop it." Robbie said, as he shook Trina. "You're a soldier!"

"I'm also a woman, who loves you." Trina said, as she kissed Robbie on the lips.

She wanted to puke her guts out afterwards, and honestly who could blame her?

"That...was fantastic!!!" Exclaimed Robbie, shocked about his first kiss.

(Karai: Why's he getting excited about, it's just a kiss. / Naruto: Well what'd you expect Karai, its Robbie we're talking about here. / Tyrell: Besides, knowing him, that as close as he'll get to an actual kiss./ Karai:...Good point.)

"Uh, that's not your line." Trina pointed out.

"That's...not...my..." Robbie said, still dazed out.

"Actually that was great you guys." The teacher pointed out.

"Really?" Trina asked. "Cause if you thought I was great with him, just imagine me with a good actor." She said, while picturing herself with someone else.

Or a certain someone for that matter.

'If only he was here instead of Robbie...' Trina thought.

"I'll do that." The teacher said, as Trina walked off. "Bring in the next two." The teacher said to his assistant.

Meanwhile Robbie just stood there, trying to process what had just happened.

"Robbie?" The teacher called out to him.

"Scene." Robbie said, as he finally snapped out of his daze; while leaving the classroom.

(Outside.)

We now see Andre, Tori, Tyrell, Naruto, and Cat sitting at a lunch table either eating lunch, or just hanging out in general.

Tyrell was on his tablet watching H.E.A.R.T.'s pay-per-view All Out Warfare.

Cat was busy doing her makeup...hey even she needs to look her best.

As for Naruto...he was eating his daily cup of ramen.

While they were doing their own thing, Tori & Andre were having a conversation of their own.

"Look at her." Tori said to Andre.

"Who?" Andre asked.

"Jade!" Tori answered, as said girl was talking to her boyfriend. "I guarantee you she's telling Beck all about how she's gonna punch me when we do our scene.

"I wonder if mirrors work in....nah." Cat laughed, as she shrugged it off; believing that there's no way that could happen.

"I mean, what am I going to do if she really hits me?" Tori asked, not wanting her pretty face messed up.

Jade almost did that on her second day, and she didn't want a repeat of that again.

Also she wanted to confess her feelings for Tyrell at some point later on...so yeah there's that.

"Bleed, Burst into tears?" Andre said, as Tori gave him a look that said 'are you serious right now?'.

"I'm serious!" Tori said, clearly she was nervous.

"It's stage fighting, no one really hits anybody." Andre assured her.

"True, but keep in mind that accidents can happen at any time." Naruto pointed out.

"Naruto's right, what if she makes an accident happen on purpose?" Tori asked.

"Hey Tyrell, you're gonna check out the fight this Friday?" Cat asked.

"Yeah, I heard it'll be a great one." Tyrell said, as he was watching a preview of Ca$h Claim. "Naruto how bout you?"

"Huh?" Naruto somehow said, with his mouth full of noodles.

(Tyrell: Dude, didn't your mother ever told not to talk with your mouth full? / Naruto: What? / Karai: I was raised by the Shredder of all people, and even he knows proper etiquette.)

"Are you gonna check out the fight this Friday, or not?" Tyrell asked, as Naruto slurped his noodles

"Maybe, depends on what I got going on this weekend." Naruto replied.

(Tyrell: You were planning on going through your ramen collection were you?/ Naruto: No, of course not what kind of fool do you take me for? / Karai & Tyrell: Do you really want us to answer that?)

"...Anyways, haven't you and Jade been rehearsing?" Andre asked her, trying to get back on topic.

"Yeah." Tori told him. "Yesterday after school, and this morning during study hall."

"And, did she hit you for real?" Andre asked her.

"No, cause she probably wants to wait; and do it in front of the whole class to humiliate me."

'That and to humiliate me in front of Tyrell.'

"Well if she does she loses half a letter grade." Andre told her.

"Great, so she gets an A-minus; and I get a broken eye and a black nose." Tori said, not noticing her mistake.

(Tyrell: Is she hearing herself? / Naruto: She must be joking. / Karai: *Said nothing, as she facepalmed*)

"I think you meant..."

"I know what I meant." replied Tori, cutting Andre off.

"My dog has black nose, he's so adorable, like a baby meatball." Cat said, earning some weird looks from Andre and Naruto.

"Cat, almost all dog's noses are black." Naruto pointed out.

"Also, meatballs are brown." Andre said, adding his two cents.

"Your point?" Cat asked, with an annoyed expression.

Not wanting to annoy her, they both backed off not wanting to be on the receiving end of her punches.

It was also the same time Trina walked in.

"Hey, baby sister." Trina greeted. "Andy."

"Andre." Andre said, correcting her.

"Wanna sit with us?" Tori asked.

Now under normal circumstances, Trina would say no; However since Tyrell is with them, her answer was obvious.

"I would love to." Trina said with a smile; as she was standing next to Tyrell. "You don't mind if I sit here, do you?" she asked him.

"Nah, go for it." Tyrell replied, as he missed the look on Trina's face.

'I'm so glad he said that.' Trina thought with glee, as she sat on his lap.

Much to the surprise of Tyrell, shock of Andre and Naruto; and finally the anger of Tori, Cat, and Jade who was watching from a distance with a snarl on her face.

"So what were you guys talking about?" Trina asked, while moving around a bit to make herself feel comfortable.

That or she was doing it on purpose, either way he was getting a free lapdance.

(Tyrell: I don't how I do it, I really don't. / Naruto: Like you don't know.../ Karai: Bet I make a better girlfriend than she can. / Tyrell & Naruto: Really? *look at each other and fall down laughing*/ Karai: What...I know I can!!!)

"Well, myself, Cat, and Naruto were talking the upcoming fight this Friday." Tyrell said.

"And where will said fight, take place?" Trina asked, suddenly interested.

"My place." Tyrell said, while missing the looks from most of the ladies.

"Why your place?" Tori asked, now speaking up.

Before Tyrell could answer her, Robbie & Rex decided to make themselves known.

"What are you doing here?" Trina asked, not happy to see Robbie; as she drank her milk.

(Tyrell: They say that drinking milk gives you strong bones...is that true? / Naruto: I don't know about bones, but I do know that when women drink it, they breasts starts to grow. / Karai: How would you two know? / Tyrell: Rumor or something.../ Naruto: ....Otherwise we have no idea.)

"I don't know, just hanging." Robbie said; as he went on to kiss Trina.

Trina was so disgusted she'd spat the milk in his face.

Rex fell out laughing, as was Naruto & Tyrell.

However what Tyrell failed to realize was that Trina fell on top of him, putting them in a very compromising position.

The guys that were watching gave him a thumbs up in approval, as they cheered him on; while the girls glared at Trina.

Trina blushed at the position she was in. She always wanted to be on top, but not where everyone can see.

"You know, I wouldn't mind being up here for a while." Trina said, with a smile.

"Trina, get off of him...now!" Tori warned, through gritted teeth.

Truth be told, she wanted to be in Trina's position.

"Make me." Trina taunted, as she stuck her tongue out.

(Tyrell: So women like to be on top...who knew? / Karai: How would you know? / Naruto: Wouldn't you like to be on top, Karai? Come on be honest./ Karai: Well I...maybe. *blushes & looks away.*/ Tyrell: Aha! I knew it! Pay up, Naruto. / Naruto: Fine *gives Tyrell $5,000 dollars*)

"I hope that was soy milk." Robbie said, as the laughter died down.

"What's the matter with you?!" Trina shouted, as she reluctantly got off of Tyrell.

"What isn't wrong with him?" Rex asked, most times it was hard to be proud of Robbie.

"Why did you kiss me?" Asked Trina.

"Cause we like each other." Robbie explained, as if it was obvious.

'Dude, she likes me not you.' Tyrell thought, with a smirk.

Back then he was like Robbie, confused about women; and what did each kiss meant. He learned it all overtime, now because of this he's who he is now, most desired by the ladies.

But sometimes he can be a bit oblivious.

"We what?" Trina said, mentally telling herself there was no way that would happen.

"The audition scene, that kiss?" Robbie explained.

"Robbie, I was playing a part." Trina explained to him. "The script said my character kisses your character, so that's what happened; that's all that happened!"

"Would you be willing to convert to Judaism?" Robbie asked, clearly he been blinded by love.

"Wow you got problems." Trina said.

Saying Robbie had problems, would be like saying Dean Ambrose (or Jon Moxley if you prefer) isn't a lunatic; or Azula isn't a total psycho bitch.

...Don't tell her I said that though, the last I want is to be burned by her.

(Naruto: Dude, seriously? / Tyrell: Well it's true she is. / Karai: Who's Azula?/ Tyrell & Naruto: You don't wanna know, trust us.)

"I'll call you." Robbie said, as he walked off.

"Yeah...don't." Trina said.

"Funny as that was." Tyrell admitted. "It's almost time for class, so we gotta bounce."

"Yeah we gotta go." Andre said, as they began to walk off.

"Later, Trina." Tyrell said

But before Tyrell could give her a hug, Tori came over and grabbed his arm; much to Trina's displeasure

"Let's go, lover boy!" Tori said, as she dragged his arm away.

But while this was happening, Trina blew him...a kiss goodbye.

What y'all were looking for something else? Shame on you all.

(Timeskip: Blackbox Theater)

We now see Andre and Gwen acting out their fight scene midway, as Gwen was hitting Andre with lefts and rights, before being thrown into a table.

If that was a Tables match, the guys would never let him live it down.

"And...scene!" Gwen said, as she jumped up.

The class applauded at their performance, as the teacher decided to stand up.

"Ok." The teacher said. "Up Next is...Tyrell & Naruto."

The two high-fived each other, as they walked onto the stage.

"Ok, for our scene, we will be using weapons in our battle to the death." Tyrell said, while Naruto nodded in agreement.

"And, before you ask; yes we have experience with these weapons." Naruto said, as both he and Tyrell revealed their choice of weapons

Naruto's Choice: Two Duel-bladed Combat Knives

Tyrell's Choice: Two trench knifes, fitted with brass knuckles.

It's actually a real weapon, no lie.

"Are you two ready?" The teacher asked, as the two nodded. "And, action!" He said, as they disappeared.

Only for Naruto reappear via windstorm, and for Tyrell to appear via Lightning Storm.

"I have no quarrel with you." Naruto said, as everyone saw a silhouette of a certain Shaolin Monk, as he began to get into a stance.

"I'll kill you if I have to." Tyrell said, as everyone now saw a silhouette of a Lin Kuei assassin, before he was 'transformed'; while he began to get into a stance of his own.

Naruto started to laugh a bit, but then realize that he had to compose himself.

"I now have a quarrel with you." Naruto said, inciting a few laughs from the class.

Naruto decided to start this battle, as he ran towards Tyrell with one blade in his hand while he held the other in a reverse grip. Whilst Tyrell did the same thing.

It's as if the two were reading each other's minds.

In a burst of speed both boys were coming towards each other, with the intent to kill.

Both were blocking each other's hits, until they've decided to end it with one more attack.

Naruto channels his blade with wind, while Tyrell did the same with lightning; as the two ran towards each other, their blades clashed. they were sent back a few feet crashing into a wall....

....and by a few feet I mean they were sent back a good 8-10 feet max.

The battle ended in a draw, as the two disappeared. Only for them to reappear in their normal clothes.

"Scene!" Both Tyrell & Naruto said, as they took a bow; while the class applauded.

"That was amazing boys, very well done." The teacher said, praising their performance.

(Tyrell: Ok I'll admit that wasn't my best performance./ Naruto: How do you think I feel?/ Karai: The scene's not bad...although it does leave room for improvement.)

"Ok up next is Tori & Jade." The teacher announced; As Tori & Jade got up, with Tori feeling slightly nervous.

"Ok for our scene I'm gonna be playing an old lady, who's walking home from a bingo game." Tori explained her part; While Jade will explain hers in a few moments.

"And I play a brutal mugger." Jade explained, feeling a bit too happy about her role

"Yes a brutal mugger, who mugs me...without actually hurting me." Tori said, still feeling nervous.

"Ok, as always, be careful; and if anything goes wrong, just yell the safe word which is: Butternut." Russ explained to the two.

As soon as that was said, Tori began to adjust her wig; while preparing for her role.

(Tyrell: ...Butternut, seriously?/ Naruto: Honestly, if he wanted to use a safe he should've use.../ Tyrell: Naruto if you say that word, I swear to god.../ Naruto:....Ramen!!! *runs like a bat out of hell*/ Tyrell: That's it!!! *grabs two trench knives, and runs after Naruto*/ Karai: *sighs* I'm surrounded by idiots.)

"Okay, you guys ready?" The teacher asked, as Tori & Jade got into position. "And...action!"

"Butternut!" Tori shouted.

"What?!" Jade shouted, annoyed that their scene was stopped so early.

Either that, or Tori's stalling for time.

...Yeah, definitely stalling.

"Tori, you haven't started yet." Tyrell said.

"Yeah, what your damage?" Naruto asked.

(Karai: Well, that sucked./ Tyrell & Naruto: *backstage still fighting*/ Karai: *sweatdropped* while these two knuckleheads continue to fight, let's keep this show rolling shall we?; Although I have to admit one of them is kinda cute. *blushes*)

"I was just testing the safe word, it works!" Tori said.

Cue eyerolls from Jade, Naruto, and Tyrell.

"Ok, I'm ready." Tori said, feeling a bit embarrassed; while getting back into character.

"Action!"

"Oh I certainly did enjoy the bingo, although I do miss Bob Hope." Tori said, doing her best old lady impression; earning a few laughs from the class.

"Gimme your money!" Jade said, now coming to the scene.

"What?!"

"I ain't playing; gimme your money, and your watch!" Jade demanded, still in character.

"Well wouldn't you rather have this?" Tori said, as she swung her cane at Jade; seemingly with the intent to hurt her.

...At least that's what everyone else thought.

"Oh...man that was not pretty." Tyrell shouted, laughing a bit.

"Butternut!" Jade shouted, immediately ending the scene.

"Looks like she's bleeding." Cat said, caring a little bit; but didn't care that much.

"Are you okay?" Beck asked, feeling concerned for his girlfriend.

"No! Tori hit me in the face for real!" Jade said, playing the victim.

(Karai:...I take back what I said previously, this is the best scene ever./ Tyrell & Naruto: *back with scratches & bruises* what we miss?/ Karai: This...*rewinds back to the scene where Tori hits Jade* was that an accident or not?/ Naruto: Definitely an accident./ Tyrell: Totally accidental, bro.)

"Wha- No I didn't!" Tori said, defending herself.

"Tell that to my bloody eye!" Jade shouted, as her eye appears to be bleeding.

(5 minutes later)

The entire class gathered around as everyone went to check on her eye, as she now had an ice pack.

"Wow Tori, I didn't know you had it you?" Cat said, giving Tori her approval.

"Cat, it was accidental." Tori said, not wanting to make her situation worse than it already is.

"Whatever you need to tell yourself." Cat said with a wink, as she walked off.

"It was accidental!" Tori tried to clarify to Cat, but she stopped listening a while ago.

(Karai: You two sure it was intentional?/ Tyrell: At this point, I'm not even sure./ Naruto: *on his laptop* Beats me, it's hard to say.)

"Naruto, You saw what happened didn't you?" Tori asked him, hoping he sides with her.

"Yeah, you swung the cane at Jade, then pow right in the eye." Naruto said seeing what he saw.

Tori sighed in frustration, clearly she wasn't going anywhere with this.

...However there's one more person she didn't ask, and she was hoping he sided with her.

"Tyrell, you believe me don't you?" Tori asked her longtime friend.

"Hey, if you said you didn't do it; then I believe you." Tyrell told her, believing she wouldn't hit her with a good reason.

Tori smiled at his words, happy that he sided with her over her.

'He believes me...in your face Jade!' Tori thought, while doing a victory dance in her head.

"Now come on, bring it in." Tyrell said, while spreading his arms wide motioning for a hug.

Which Tori gladly did without a second thought, as she gave him a quick hug much to Jade's displeasure.

'It's time I showed Tori her place, maybe then Tyrell would be mine and forget all about her!' Jade thought as she grabbed a nearby, and she threw it at her full force.

'This can't be good....' Tyrell thought, as he took his phone out recording the fight.

"Guys, come here." Tyrell whispered to Naruto, Andre, and Cat; motioning them to come here.

"Did we miss anything?" Cat asked, if there's one thing she hates to miss it's a fight.

"Nah, the show's about to start!" replied Tyrell, with a smirk.

It took a while Tori to processed what had just happened, and by the she was done. She was pissed.

So in response, Tori did only thing she knew how; she picked up a random kendo stick that was just lying around, and swung at Jade with shot after shot.

'If she thought that hit was bad, I'll show her true pain.' Tori thought with a crazed smile, not even letting up for second.

(Karai: Who knew Tori had it in her./ Naruto: You should've seen her on the third episode. / Tyrell: He's right Karai, on that episode that was only a sample.)

In the background, Tyrell, Andre, Cat, and Naruto were watching the entire scene with interest.

"Wow Tori going all out isn't she?" Naruto said, as he just watch Tori slammed Jade's face against the wall.

"You know she is." Tyrell said, as he now saw Jade threw Tori against the wall, while stomping mudholes in her.

She must've watch wrestling a lot, cause right now acting 'Stone Cold'.

(Naruto: Now that's what's up!/ Karai: Who is this 'Stone Cold' you two keep speaking of?/ Tyrell: Former WWE champion, Tag Team, one of wrestling iconic figures? Ring any bells?/ Karai: Nope, none at all. / Tyrell & Naruto: Remind us to introduce you to wrestling, Karai./ Karai: Noted.)

Back at the fight, Jade had thrown Tori across the stage...only for Tori to take her down and shower her with punches.

'Time for a finale.' Tori thought, as she picked up a chair ready to strike....

....Only for Jade to kick Tori in the head, picked her up; and finally dropped her head first, knocking Tori out.

(Karai: Well I must admit, that was fun to watch./ Tyrell: That was good, I'll give them that./ Naruto: That was just...wow.

After the fight, Jade noticed that Tyrell along with her friends were watching the fight with interest.

"So Tyrell, did you enjoy the show?" Jade smirked, as she crawled towards him and the others.

"I always enjoy two girls fighting." He said, causing Jade to smile.

(Karai: Why are guys so attracted to girls fighting? / Naruto:*smirks* It's a guy thing, Karai. / Tyrell: *leans back* We wouldn't expect you to understand, since you're a girl...no offense. / Karai: None taken *pushes Tyrell off the sofa, while smiling*)

"I got something for you." Jade said, as she reached into her shirt and pulled out an envelope for him.

'I wonder what's in here.' Tyrell thought.

"What's in the-"Tyrell was cut off, as Jade placed her two fingers on his lips.

She then grabbed his face, pulled him closer to hers and whispered in a low tone that only he could hear.

"By any chance if me & Beck break-up, I'll be coming after you..." Jade whispered to him, while playfully caressing his cheek.

"...Oh and you will be mine." Jade finished with a wink, as she walked away with a little sway in her step.

"What just happened?" Andre asked, saying what was on the group's mind.

"At this point, I'm not even sure anymore." Tyrell said, blowing it off.

Looks like another woman was after his heart, no doubt many more would soon.

(Location: Vega Residence)

We now see Tyrell on the couch watching TV, while Trina was on the phone leaning beside him.

"No I didn't get the role." Trina said, as she was depressed. "I don't know, probably because I'm too pretty to be in a submarine.

(Karai: *On the phone with Trina*Yeah...you're not all that pretty if you ask me. / Tyrell & Naruto: *laughing in the background*)

"Wha- Yes I am, shut up!" Trina said, sounded offended. "One sec." She said, as she went to the door.

(Tyrell, Naruto, and Karai: *laughing uproariously*/Tyrell: Ok Karai, I have to admit that was pretty awesome. / Naruto: He's right Karai, that was priceless. / Karai: *smirks* I have my moments.)

As Trina went to the door, she was greeted by none other than, Robbie and Rex.

"Hey." Robbie greeted, as Rex just laughed.

"Oh, my god." Trina said, already annoyed by him.

(Tyrell: Who wouldn't be annoyed by Robbie?/ Naruto: I'm pretty sure everyone would, dude./ Karai: I don't even know him, and already I wanted to ignore him.)

"Do you like stuffed cabbage?" He asked. "My mom made this, and if you got a couple extra forks I thought maybe we can—

"I don't like you." Trina said, trying to get her point across.

"You can say that, but I know how I felt; there's no way that you can kiss me like that, and not feel the sa--"Robbie said, but was cut off; as Trina took his stuffed cabbage, and slammed the door in his face.

'If that didn't make the message clear, then he's hopeless.' Rex thought.

"So you're just gonna close the door?..." Robbie asked, as Trina locked the door

Strike 1

"...And lock it?...." Robbie asked, as Trina finally turned off the porch light.

Strike 2

"And turn off the porch light?!" Robbie asked for the final time, as he walked away.

(Tyrell, Naruto, and Karai: Strike 3 you're out!!! *laughs loudly*)

(Next Day: Lane's office)

Now we see Tori, accompanied by Tyrell, entering the counselor's office. Why Tyrell was asked to the office, he didn't do nothing wrong; he didn't hurt nobody.

...Well he did, but only if it was justified.

"Oh hey Tori, Tyrell, please have a seat." Lane said, as they did just that. "You two look a little worried."

He's right...one of them look worried, while the other one was calm and collected.

"Well it's not fun being called to the counselor's office." Tori said.

"You're not in trouble, I'm here to help you with your violence issues." Lane said.

"She's not violent...at least not all the time." Tyrell said, as Tori punched him in the shoulder. "Dude!"

"I believe you." Lane said.

"Then why is he here?" Both Tori and Tyrell asked, as they now saw a police officer on standby.

You think that be the first thing that they would've noticed.

"Explain that." Tori said

"Tori I know that Jade probably isn't your favorite person." Lane said, stating the obvious.

"That's putting it mildly, don't you think?" Tyrell said.

"Anyways, in life just because we may not like someone; that doesn't mean its ok to beat em with a cane." Lane said to Tori.

"I didn't!" Tori shouted, as the police officer quickly reached for his gun. "Oh, relax Derrick."

"You sure you wanna try that?" Tyrell challenged Derrick, as he pulled out his Uzi.

"Derrick it's okay, and Tyrell will you please put your gun away." Lane asked him, as he nodded; not wanting the two to start an unnecessary fight.

"Y'know He's got a point Tori." Tyrell said, as he was texting his friends.

"Whose side are you on?!" Tori asked Tyrell, as she was becoming frustrated.

"Relax, I'm still on your side." Tyrell said, as she calmed down.

"Anyway, I didn't hit Jade with that cane." Tori told lane.

"Then how do you explain her black eye?" Lane asked her.

"Yeah Tori, please explain." Tyrell smirked, enjoying every minute of this.

"I don't know." Tori said, as she reached for a drink; while both Derrick and Tyrell reached for their respective weapons.

"I'm just getting water you two, relax!" Tori said, as the two slowly backed away from their weapons.

"Listen you were under a lot of stress, and you were worried that Jade was gonna hit you, right?" Lane asked.

"Well, yeah." Tori admitted.

"So then you were afraid, your adrenaline was pumping; and maybe at the heat of the moment you swung on Jade with that cane for real." Lane pointed out. "Maybe?"

"Maybe..."Derrick said, as now the three looked towards him. "Just saying." He said, raising his hands in defense.

"I guess it's possible."

"A-ha!" Derrick exclaimed, while pointing at Tori.

"I knew it!" Tyrell also exclaimed, as he stand up.

"Dude!" Tori yelled, as she stood up and pushed him.

"Oh come on, this is just too fun to pass up!" Tyrell said, trying to lighten the mood.

"Now don't you feel better admitting that you hit Jade?" Lane asked.

"If I say yes can we go?" Tori asked, wanting to get out a.s.a.p.

"Sure."

"Ok fine then yes, Tyrell let's go." Tori said, as they were about to make their leave.

"Wait, aren't you gonna punish her?" Derrick asked.

"Derrick!" Both Tori & Tyrell, shouted at him.

"Don't hit him." Lane said, trying to defuse the situation.

"I wasn't gonna, can you just tell me my punishment?"

"2 weeks of detention."

"Aw." Tori whined.

"And, on Friday night the middle school is doing a play here in the Blackbox theater, it ends with a big food fight scene."

"So." Tori said

"So you're gonna have to clean the theater after the show, Y'know scrape the food off the walls."

"I would've said, 3 weeks detention." Derrick said, adding his two cents.

"Derrick!" Tori growled out, having enough.

She would've made this a lot worse than it already was, if Tyrell haven't stepped in.

"And on that note we'll see you later." Tyrell said, as he took Tori and disappeared into Rose pedals.

(Timeskip: Outside)

We now see Jade sitting at the table, eating a plate of salad; looking bored for some unknown reason.

"Hey, how you're feeling?" Beck asked.

"My eye hurts." Jade said, stating the obvious.

(Karai: Is her eye really hurting, or is she faking?/ Tyrell: She's faking, big time./ Naruto: Definitely, a faking faker.)

"Oh yeah which one?" Beck asked, already knowing.

"Cute." Jade said, not really in the mood for games. "I want coffee."

"What's the magic word?"

"Get me some coffee...please?" Jade said that last part, in a sweet tone.

Something that Jade rarely does, due to her ice queen status.

(Tyrell: Who is this woman? Cause that clearly isn't Jade./ Naruto: It's like she's in some alternate universe./ Karai: Naruto...we are in an alternate universe.)

"Actually the magic word was lotion, but I'll accept your please cause of your bruised eye." Beck said, as he walked off to get her coffee.

"Two sugars." Jade called out to him.

"I know what to do." Beck said to her, still walking off.

'I wonder what Tyrell's thinking about, he's really cute.' Jade thought to herself, while giggling.

For some reason, he's all she thinks about lately.

Anyways, we now see Robbie trying to convince Trina to go on a date with him; and judging from the look on Trina's face she wasn't interested...and can you really blame her?

"Come on, just go out with Saturday night."

"I've already got plans."

"Sunday night?"

"You make me sick."

"Come up for air bro, you're drowning." Rex said, trying to prevent his brother from embarrassing himself any more than usual."

"Monday?"

"No!" Trina replied, becoming increasingly annoyed.

Clearly Robbie can't take a hint.

(Karai: Does he even know the meaning of the word 'no'? / Tyrell: Love's a crazy thing Karai; of course he doesn't. / Naruto: He's found someone, but she doesn't want him.)

"Wednesday?" Robbie asked her, while Jade watch the scene not really caring what's going on.

Knowing that this conversation wasn't going anywhere, Trina just walked away.

"Trina wait..." Robbie called out to her, but she was long gone.

"What's going on guys?" Cat asked, as she sat down.

"Robbie keeps getting rejected by Trina." Rex said, as he was eating his fries.

"Seriously, you're still on that?" Cat asked, already knowing the answer.

"Trina loves me!" Robbie said, still in denial.

"Bro, she doesn't like you." Rex said.

"Ok first off, Trina has her eyes set on someone else." Cat explained to him. "Second, you're not her type."

"You didn't feel the kiss, a girl can't fake that kind of heat; I don't care if she tells me a thousand times if it didn't mean anything because..." Robbie was then cut off, as Cat kissed him just to prove a point.

"See, nothing." Cat said, thinking that she had convinced him.

"I want you to meet my parents." Robbie said, as Cat looked like she said 'are you crazy?!'

"Three words: Never...gonna...happen." Cat said, as she walked off...probably to throw up.

"Hate to say I told you so but...oh who am I kidding: I told you so!" Rex exclaimed, laughing at his brother's misfortune.

"So someone stole Trina away from me?" Robbie asked, still not getting the message.

"Dude, its common knowledge that you can't steal what isn't taken." Rex said, as he walked off.

(Karai: Finally! At least someone agrees with me. /Naruto: Whether Robbie wants to believe that or not, is his call. /Tyrell: There's no hope for him, I'm calling it right now.)

Meanwhile, a random guy sneaked up on a random girl in a sky blue shirt, pouring ice down her back.

"Oh you guys, you're so dead!" The girl said, as she took her drink and inadvertently splashing Jade in the face.

"Oh my god Jade I'm so sorry, please don't destroy me socially I didn't me to..."

"Just forget it!" Jade replied, as she grabbed her bag and walked off.

(Main Hallway)

Now we see Jade walking through the hallway, holding her eye for some strange reason. Then both Andre & Naruto ran up to her.

"Hey Jade!" Andre called out, trying to get her attention.

"Can't talk now." Jade said, as she was still walking.

"Jade!" Both Andre & Naruto called out to her, that time.

"What?!" Jade yelled.

"What's wrong with your eye?" Andre asked.

"Tori hit me with a cane, remember?" Jade asked, hoping that Andre didn't noticed her make-up run.

Unfortunately for her, he did noticed.

"Yeah, but I never seen a black eye drip before." Andre said, as he wiped Jade's eye, revealing her black eye to be fake. "This is make-up."

(Naruto: I knew It! That lying little no-good selfish.../ Tyrell: Dude, just chillax and eat your Ramen./ Karai: I must admit, I'm surprised she's kept it up for this long...I'm impressed.)

"Jade, Tori never hit you did she?" Naruto asked, as he crossed his arms.

Jade tried to come up with an answer, but couldn't think of anything.

"Fake black eye? Fake blood?" Andre asked, as he pointed out the evidence.

Jade sighed, as she was caught red-handed.

"Look you two can't tell anyone about this, especially Tori." Jade warned them.

"We won't." Andre said, reassuring Jade.

"You're joking right?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto, think about it: she said not to tell Tori." Andre explained to him. "But do you who else we can tell?" He asked, with a smirk.

Naruto nodded, knowing what Andre was planning.

"Tyrell!" Both Naruto & Andre shouted his name, as Jade overheard this and tried to run after them.

Naruto and Andre went to many different students, to ask where Tyrell was. It was pretty comical.

"Nobody bother Tyrell false alarm. They had some bad Tacos." Jade said, not wanting anyone else to be involved.

'If those two ruin any chances I have with my Tyrell, they're so going down!' Jade thought, as she was still chasing after the two.

(Blackbox Theater)

After the food fight scene, we see Tori scraping the food off the walls. Which isn't a one-person job.

"Is that mac & cheese?" Derrick asked.

"Who cares?!" Tori shouted, growing frustrated at doing this all by herself.

If she would've told on Jade she wouldn't be in this position.

"Just wanted to know if it was mac n cheese." Derrick muttered, as trying to make light conversation.

Tori just sighed and went back to work, unaware that Jade is standing right behind her.

"I don't get it." Jade said.

"What?" Tori asked.

"I know Andre & Naruto told you that I faked everything, the blood, the black eye." Jade said, pointing out the specifics. "What is that mac n' cheese?" She asked.

"Looks like it right?" Derrick asked, while texting his phone.

"Why are you here?" Tori asked.

"Shouldn't I be asking you the same thing?" Jade asked back. "Why didn't you tell on me?"

"Cause we both go to school here, and it's not gonna be much fun for either one of us if we're fighting all the time." Tori pointed out.

'Speak for yourself, Tyrell seemed to enjoy it.' Jade Thought to herself. "So your just gonna let me get away with it?" She asked. "You took detention, and a lower grade, and you're scraping crusty pudding off the wall on a Friday night; just so I wouldn't get in trouble?"

"Yeah, pretty much." Tori said.

"Well...you can't be nice to me when I've been mean to you, that's not how this works."

(Karai: She's got a point, you know./ Tyrell: True, most people would want some form of payback./ Naruto: If anyone been like that to me well...you know.)

"Why don't you try being nice to me sometime?" Tori asked, knowing that Jade isn't the nice type. "Maybe that'll work."

A few minutes later Tori and Jade were dancing while cleaning, then they both snuck out; leaving Derrick with the mess to clean up.

(Tyrell's House)

We now see Tyrell in his room playing NBA 2K15 on his PS4, dressed in nothing but his black sweatpants.

"I guess it's time for me to check out, that envelope that Jade gave me." Tyrell said, as he paused the game.

When Tyrell opened the envelope, he was a bit surprised from what he saw: It was pictures of Jade, showing off in various provocative poses. Did I forget to mention she was naked?

'This woman's gonna tease me to death, I know I'm good looking and all but damn!' Tyrell thought, as he went back to playing his game.

He ain't gonna lie, she sure is fine though.

End.

That wraps it up for chapter six.

Hope y'all enjoy the Tori & Jade's catfight, and the little moment between Jade & Tyrell.

Until next time, this is MasterE365 signing off. Peace!