"YES PITCHIT. WORK THEM HEELS."
"STOP. YOUR GONNA QUAD FLIP ME OFF."
"VICTOR. COME HERE AND STOP RUSSIAN AROUND."

Those were just some of the more 'audible' shouts and cheers coming from the very drunk ice skaters who were currently celebrating something which none of them could at the moment remember due to all the alcohol in their bodies.

"PICHIT. GET MEH SOM OV YER HAMSRSS~ I WANNN ONEE~"
I turned to my right to see Minami and Pichit at the front of the large hall. Pichit was currently trying to remove a hamster obsessed Minami from his back- whilst strutting around in Sala's (or Sara. Idk) red heels. Oh and because they were Salas heels, Mickey was desperately running after them on Pitchit's feet, screaming: "SALA. I WILL PROTECT YOU. RUN NO MOORRREE!!!"

And there was more.

JJ was standing on a table in the centre of the room in a really really bright pink floral skin tight ice-skating outfit. He was doing the 'JJ' thing with his hands, then pretending the J's were guns and shooting people with them.

Being a complete light weight, I was also completely piss drunk. Laughing my ass off watching Chris swing seductively on a pole while pulling many suggestive faces, I was sitting in just my underwear on Victors lap. I couldn't exactly remember what we were talking about- but looking around the room, I could tell it probably wasn't civilised. All I knew was that I was staring in bewilderment into Victor's bright eyes, muttering something about him being my 'eternal love'. Whatever that was supposed to mean.

And finally in the corner of the room, a marriage between Yurio and Otakbeck was happening. Otabeck got down on one knee and held a blushing Yurios hands in his own. The once loud, upbeat music suddenly changed to a slow ballad as Otabeck drunkly slurred:
"Yurio, take this small cheerio as a ring and we can ride off on my motorbike into the distance~"

After that, I couldn't really remember anything. The only thing which vaguely stuck in my mind, were slight painful memories of me falling down some stairs with Victor trying to support me.

~LE NEXT MORNING ┴┬┴ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴

The slight crack of light entered my dark room, blinding me and waking me up with the most horrendous headache I had experienced in a while.

With sleepy eyes, I sat up and was about to climb out of bed when I suddenly felt a great weight on top of me, pinning me down and restricting my movements.

Using the strength I had, I made a grab for my phone beside me and turned on the torch on it.

Bad idea.

"GAHHHH- VICTOR THIS ISN'T THE BATH-HOUSE YOU KNOW. PUT SOME PANTS ON."
I looked down in my bed to see a very naked Victor laying asleep on top of me.

At my sudden outburst, Victor slowly rolled onto the floor with a "Nugghhhh~" and I jumped out of bed, only in my pants, and ran out my bedroom into the hallway. I was genuinely surprised when I saw my sister, Mari, there leaning against the wall. A smug smile was on her face.

"Hi Mari." I cautiously said to her.
She smirked then opened her mouth.
"Hey Yuri. So, What you gonna call it?"

I raised an eyebrow, not knowing what she was talking about.
"Huh? Call what?"

"Err...your child?"

"..."
"..."
"MY WHAT??!!......Oh no....please don't tell me I've adopted a Minami." I closed my eyes and pressed my temples together, trying to recall last nights events and if I could remember signing anything. Adoption papers specifically. I tried to remember, but I could only recollect the faint memory of Otabeck and Yuri signing some sort of marriage papers.

I desperately looked up to Mari, hoping she would give me a straight answer.

She gave me a 'are you serious' look, then started laughing.
"Hahahahaha No. Don't you remember?"

I shook my head and let her continue.

"Last night you and Victor came back pretty drunk. I mean, you fell down a couple stairs and were basically tearing the place down screaming. 'VICTORS GONNA GET ME PREGNANT. WHOOOO.'"

I looked her at disbelief, my jaw touching the ground.

"Oh shit."

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Hope you guyysysss enjoyed le oneshot (YAS IT WAS INSPIRED BY EP 10) and I hope your had a merry CHRIS-tmas. Hoe hoe hoe. *hehe. Oh the puns*

This one was actually really fun to write and its longer than the previous one XD

Also, yah. I'm accepting requests so if you want something, just comment or write it on my message boarddd okieee.
THANKK YALLLSS <3

-i_drugged_yo_cereal