Creative way of describing and commenting on people's fashion.

All of these are original, created by yours truly.

Here the guy 'J' is just a fictional character. No story here. Just character vibes.

1. J wore a robe so vibrant it looked like all the colours in the rainbow got drunk and had a hangover on the fabric.

2. J always dressed to impress. Or to depress, depending on who he wore the outfit for. The clothes he was wearing right now would either make everyone who saw him, fall madly in love with him, or want to drown him in a river and never speak of him again. The point being, no one can have neutral feelings about his dressing.

3. The full tilt diva that he was, J wore a robe with beads stitched onto it with intricate patterns, and paired it with a multi layered emerald necklace. In short, everything about his look screamed elegance. But because elegance and screaming didn't go hand in hand, he compensated for it by screaming, screeching and yelling at everyone.

4. J wore a robe so red it looked like it was drenched in the blood of every unfortunate being he had fist-fought for earth shattering reasons... like sneezing in his presence. And knowing him, it might even be exactly what happened.

5. 'Necessity is the mother of stupidity. Stupidity is the bestfriend of audacity.' Today J solely dressed to prove the above saying right.

6. J has been ambushed and had to fight a gang of five all alone, and yet he was more concerned about his torn sleeve than the wound beneath. And considering how his outfit looked like something the goddess of beauty handcrafted it for her future husband, he's not wrong.

7. If there ever was a 'best dressed at a funeral' award, J would be both the winner and the first runner up. Who in their right mind would wear matching accessories for mourning clothes? J. That's who.

8. While J's fashion sense and subtlety were nodding acquaintances yesterday, today they have become sworn enemies.