"Errrrrroooorr" ink whined, his phone fell off the side of the settee and hes too lazy to get it back.
"Yes?" his husband replied from the kitchen.
"Im huuuuunnnngggrrryy"
"Get food yourself" error replied coldy.
"No!"
"Yes"
Ink sighed and took a deep breath. "NOOO-"
"ok.. God.."
Ink chucked to himself, finding it amusing that he 'won'.

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Error sighed, Ever since a year ago his husband ink has been acting.. Strange. He shrugged thinking that it was just a side effect of giving up a vial. He was still angry, reasonably too. This was his husband and nightmare had to just come and fuck him up in the head..
He loved his husband, he still loves his husband. Till death do them part!
With his new found determination, error decided to make ink's favorite food in the whole world!

~meanwhile~

Ink feel asleep

~like an hour later~

Ink woke up. He smelled something. A smelly smell that smelled...Smelly.

He didn't care though. He got up and grabbed his phone.
[Message from Dream]
He opened it.

[Dream: hey, can we hang out sometime?]
[Ink: lol no :p]
[Dream: ;-;]

Ink grunted. "ERROR IM HUNGRY!"
"Give it like 5 minutes im almost done!"
"ITS BEEN 12 HOURS"
"What? Its been an hour."
"Ugh"

Ink got up and walked to the bathroom. Maybe he can eat the FUCKING PLASTERS!
nah, he sat on the toilet seat and ate the toilet paper. It felt soft.

"Ok ink!! Come down!"
Ink went into the kitchen, a simple shred of tp on his jaw. Ink was surprised, error made a 9 layerd cake, just for him!"

"Like it ink?"
"Im not hungry anymore but cheers"
Error started crying.