Snas invited me out for dinner at Grillby's for our two year anniversary. I hope he proposes or something.
     I sat beside the short Skeleton, and anxiously looked at the menu. I looked at Sans and aske,"Why did you invite me out?"
"Isn't it obvious? It our two yesr anniversary. Also, I've been meaning to tell you something..." He pulled out a ketchup bottle and screamed "I'm gOING TO SHOVE THIS UP MY ASS"
"HONEY WHY DO YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME WE COME HERE."
"BEAUSE I LOVE YOU"
"BABE THAT MAKES NO SENSE, THATS IT IM DONT IK BREAKING UP WITH YOU"
     Then Sans threw the innocent ketcum bottle and the top fell off. On the inside there was a ring. Before I could screech at sans he left the restaurant. I almost burst into taers, but SUDDENYL I HEARD A CRASH.
     It was the GREAT PAPYRUS. He walked over to me nd trued to comfort me. Then suddently he came up with an idea. He told me where Sans was so I tried finding him with the ring on my fingerz
     I walked in a circle for like two hours. Idk if getting married to a skeleton is really worth it. I'm freezing me tits off rught now becahse snowdin is so cold. God help me.
     I thought I might die, but I found myself back at Grillby's. "GREAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED BEING BACKA T THE START" It literally was exactly what I needed becauae I was so cold my limbs were about to turn to ice.
     A few hours later I was just sitting in a booth thinking about how badly I fucked uo with Sans. I was all warm now, so my limvs werent going to thurn to ice.
Thinking about my ex skeleton bf Igot up and furiously kicked the jukebox. When I stop, I noticed san was inside. "Sans! I've been looking for you everywhere" i showed him that I was wearing the ribg "and I said YES"